HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
DISCOVER
MEMES
EMOJI
More
CREATE STORIES
DAILY
DISCOVER
PHRASES
NUDGE CLIPS
CONTENT REQUEST
LOGIN
HOT
APP
STORIES
QUIZZES
MEMES
EMOJI
STORY
DAILY
PHRASES
DISCOVER
NUDGE CLIPS
REQUEST CONTENT
×
Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips
You guys are nuts.
[APPLAUSE]
Hi.
Oh, Al, I just wanted it
Have you been moved to share?
when very large birds flew overhead
How's a woman to know?
I was busy prying off the pillow
on a sad note.
Learn to throw your voice.
Where there's pain, there's life.
What if she leaves me?
[DOGS BARKING]
ALL: Say it.
the car doesn't start,
100-watt, soft-white bald.
Yeah, good.
to an Elmer Fudd retrospective...
aren't you?
so I sent a teller on a break.
When I came here tonight, I thought I was bald,
trying to decide
Have you ever seen a bald guy flirt?
Come on.
I wish you took that attitude on our sex nights.
Dad, what am I gonna do?
Oh, Bud, my poor sexless, hairless brother.
I'm going bald.
So...let's share.
I paid 20 bucks for that stuff!
you don't have to hit your head.
My head burned too.