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one of the guys did a spell
I mean it!
Okay! Oh! I forgot my glitter lip gloss!
Hey, where you been, Eric?!
This is like a witch...thingy
You'll never stop me!
Sorry, folks, sorry.
and took a bunch of children and he's gonna eat 'em all.
I didn't use the bathroom 40 times!
I've tried! It's impossible!
I tried to save Heidi, but it was too late.
Oh, gimme a break, Randy. No, seriously.
Did you get rid of all the immigrants like you said?
♪ I want candy ♪
Hey, it's Randy.
Oh, geez...
Yup, all set to go to the pumpkin patch.
Oh, yeah! Jack and Crack Witch Week.
It's too late, Stephen. We called the police.
A costume party? With everything that's going on?
She was dressed kinda like me
You think I should put a hoodie on over this?
Is it gonna be cold? Should I just --
Oh, that guy was always such a douche.
Everyone to Ross Dress for Less now!
on what they perceive to be a "witch pursuit thing."
♪ I want candy ♪
[ Cheering ]
but I wanted to give you your space to get ready.
Are you just calling to shit on my Halloween?
Come on, babe!
It's a witch chase and shoot 'em up!
No. Pumpkin patch is gonna Will you take a picture, Dad?
Cool, and did you build that big wall you were gonna build?
Students and parents,
Do these stockings go with this outfit?
I don't think this is the best time for you to be wearing a witch costume and partying.
I feel like everything's crashing down
[ Laughs evilly ]
and then had to eat and use the bathroom 40 times.