Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

[ SIGHS ] OKAY. FINE, THEN.

NICE AND RUSTIC.

SO, HOW COME YOU'RE NOT WEARING YOUR GORILLA MASKS?

Anyway, I was hoping we could somehow hook up tomorrow night.

JUMPERS TO THEIR PLACES, PLEASE.

ALL I'VE GOT IS A WASHBOWL, A TOWEL, AND A TOOTHBRUSH.

[ CELLULAR PHONE RINGS ]

COME ON, BABE, YOU'LL FEEL BETTER ABOUT HALFWAY HOME.

YEAH, GOT MINE ALL READY.

SHE'S INSULTING YOU.

BECAUSE YOU'RE MAKING ME NERVOUS.

OR THE DINER OR ANYTHING ELSE CONCERNING ME.

WELL, STAY ON IT. YOU BET.

[ CHUCKLES ] SLANG FOR "DOGGY POOPY."

I WASN'T HIDING IT.

I'M DRIVING TO MANHATTAN NEXT WEEK

IN OUR CLEAN DRIVEWAY.

OPEN WITH THAT. THAT'S A GREAT ICEBREAKER.

BUT IT'S ALL A LITTLE DALIESQUE AND HARD TO EXPLAIN.

TO LET YOU COME IN THE FIRST PLACE.

[ CLEARS THROAT ]

THAT'S ON A PAR WITH CAR, TEST, CRASH TEST DUMMY.

SO I GOOGLED THE PHRASE, AND I FOUND THIS.

NO, IT'S TIME-CONSUMING.

OH, I'M UP. OKAY, LET'S SEE, UH...

DON'T JUMP ON RORY.

I RECOGNIZE YOUR VOICES, COLIN.

I DON'T KNOW WANT TO TELL YOU WHAT THEY FOUND

THAT WAS NICE. I WANTED BEER.

SO, I SHOULD PROBABLY...

WELL, HAVE A GOOD PROTOCOL, DAD. BYE.

WELL, IT SOUNDS PRETTY. I LIKE IT.

YOU PULL PEOPLE OVER

SAID GAP TWIXT "D" AND "F" SHALL NOT SLIP FROM LIPS

MAY I TAKE YOUR COATS?

BUT I'M HERE AS A JOURNALIST, AN OBSERVER.

BEST BANKER IN THE BUSINESS. I'LL GIVE HIM YOUR NUMBER.

NO, I'LL HAVE A LITTLE LATER.

WELL, IT'S NICE -- RUSTIC.

WELL, WE'RE KIND OF STARTING TO DATE,

I'LL GIVE YOU MY BARBER'S CARD.

[ OWL HOOTING ]

ONE OF THESE SUPER SECRET, SUPER EXCLUSIVE CLUBS.

AND YOU WERE TRIPPING AND YOU WERE SEEING VAPORS

OH, ANOTHER BUMPER STICKER TEST.

IN OMNIA PARATUS. IN OMNIA PARATUS. IN OMNIA PARATUS.

THE BIGGEST FAVOR I MAY EVER ASK YOU FOR EVER.

BECAUSE HER BLABBERMOUTH MAID TOLD MY VALET.

I'VE GOT BAND PRACTICE. RIGHT.

I'VE FILLED TWO NOTEBOOKS WITHOUT THEIR COOPERATION --

Got to break the rule just this once.

OH, MUST HAVE SLIPPED YOUR MIND.

SET UP A PUBLIC CORPORATION, ISSUE AN I.P.O.

WE SHOULD GET THAT STRAIGHT BEFORE YOU CALL HIM.

UH, YEAH, SHOULDN'T YOU GET A MASSAGE OR SOMETHING?

THE GARDENER? MORE TWISTS THAN O. HENRY.

PULL! IS THIS IT?

IT'S YOUR CHOICE, ACE.

I HAVE TO KILL MYSELF NOW. EXCUSE ME.

SO, THE FIRING SQUAD'S JUST UP AHEAD?

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HE WHACKED KENT COLEDA IN THE HEAD WITH A CLUB, OKAY?

GOLF ISN'T MY THING.