Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

AND JUST ORDER A BEER, BECAUSE IT'S NITWIT JUICE,

BYE, MOM. THANKS AGAIN.

THANK YOU, EMILY.

OH, WOW, ISN'T THAT A PRETTY NICKNAME.

PARK RANGERS OR THE LANDOWNER?

DON'T LOOK TOO CLOSELY AT WHAT THEY'RE EATING

MAN, IT SMELLS GOOD IN HERE.

AH -- JUST RAN INTO HERB SMITH IN THE CLUBHOUSE.

SHE'D HAMMER ME, AND I'D THANK HER.

YOU CANNOT GO GOLFING WITH MY FATHER.

[ BIRDS CHIRPING ]

IS IT JUST AS BIG? OR BIGGER?

BUT THE FACT THAT THIS PLACE GOT AWAY WITH IT AT ALL

IT'S HEADING TOWARD THE WRONG HOLE.

I'LL BE FINE. DON'T WORRY ABOUT ME.

MY MOTHER IS INSISTING ON HAVING DINNER WITH US.

UGH! MY PARENTS! MY STUPID PARENTS!

PLUS, IT'S A SECRET. I SHOULDN'T BE TALKING TO YOU.

OKAY, BRING HIM A BEER.

[ CLICK, DIAL TONE ]

DINERS? SOMETHING MANAGEABLE.

WHAT ARE YOU DOING? WATCHING TV.

LAST NIGHT, I WAS IN ONE OF THE BATHROOMS,

* I WILL FOLLOW

I READ THAT ONE IN VERMONT GOT CAUGHT SERVING ROADKILL.

[ GROANS ] WHAT'S WRONG WITH FINN?

SO THERE'S AN EXTRA SPACE.

WE'RE AT THE BOOZE -- ANY QUESTIONS?

STARS HOLLOW KIRK? KIRK WHO HASN'T STARTED SHAVING YET KIRK?

LORELAI, THE TEE TIME IS SET,

HAVE FUN -- IF THAT'S WHAT YOU'RE DOING.

I REALLY SHOULD CONFIRM THAT THOSE POTATOES WERE OKAY.

HOW GOES IT, PARIAH?

ON THE BACK OF THEIR CAR, SO I HONKED.

MEETING THE PARENTS COMES WITH THE TERRITORY.

BUT YOU DID EXACTLY THE SAME THING.

AND IT ALL GETS WORSE, AND THEN IT GETS BETTER.

* ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS CALL MY NAME *

DUBIOUS LOGIC, IF YOU ASK THIS THOUGHTFUL GUY.

HEY. WHAT'S UP? YOU'RE ACTING ALL SQUIRRELLY.

AND, LUKE, HOW WOULD YOU LIKE A BEER?

[ COUGHS, CLEARS THROAT ]

YOU DID GOOD, ACE!

WELL, THIS WAS WONDERFUL. DON'T BE A STRANGER, ALL RIGHT?

BACKING OUT WILL MAKE IT WORSE.

JUST OUT OF REVENGE, AND I'M SCREWED.

WHERE ARE YOUR CLUBS?

WHETHER THEY DO IT OR NOT, AND THEN YOU MAKE THEM EAT BUGS.

I LIKE THE COLOR.

ALL RIGHT, ALL RIGHT, SO THOSE GUYS PARTICIPATED.

GOOD AFTERNOON. DRAGONFLY INN.

I THINK IT'S TIME TO FILL YOU IN

BACKHAND SLANG FOR "NITWIT JUICE."

but I accidentally hit Kent Coleda in the head

I GUESS PEOPLE WHO FREQUENT DINERS

SO, HOW'S THAT DINER OF YOURS?

BUT WITHOUT CHILDREN, YOU'RE ONLY HARMING YOURSELF.