Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Moon-landing deniers. Those are our people.

Maybe just my closed fist, counselor, in my own personal space.

Want a cell phone? All your own? I'll get you a...

Do you remember hitting the victim?

Oh, God. Where were you two when they were distributing testicles?

- Sorry, sorry, sorry. - Oh! Yeah.

She knows it's not right that her daddy's never home before her bedtime.

Shut your mouth and listen for once in your entire life!

I'd like to go home now, okay?

You're a civil servant in a corn-belt, Bible-banging backwater.

Except it was second grade.

To whatever, I don't know. But let's have a toast.

We're gonna have to file another continuance. What else can I do?

Oh, yeah. Can I throw on some pants? Sure. You're a family member.

So let me guess.

I wanted to put my arms around him and tell him it didn't have to be like this.

You're making the turn all by yourself. Good girl, good girl, good girl.

So when you see Mom, what are you supposed to say?

Tried to get a space in the big lot. I had to go around.

Mr. Palmer, where exactly are you going with this?

Wow. That's a dandy of a school.

I'm gonna say this as professionally and gently as I possibly can.

You looking for something? Hmm?

Where's Mary? Do you think there's something else? After we die?

I believed him!

Look, we'll figure it out, don't worry. I promise.

...and you never called again.

So this is my standard services contract.

And there's the lake.

Febrairu 3, 2011

You crippled him, you stole his future, and you call me an asshole?

Yeah, that's right. He used to tell us all to be quiet.

- Come on, big city, show me what you got. - Oh, Jesus.

...that is the job.

In the way that people are surprised when somebody you know is...

Want me to tell you what causes that, ma'am?

This deer jumps...

You know who I am?

- Night, baby. - Night, Dad.

Nice. It's good.

Unlock the car. Come on. I wanna go home.

It happens in stages, and, uh...

It's just a rumor.

Both pass. Trust me.

Come on, come on.

None of my business...

What do all these numbers and percentages mean...

Thank you so much. Thank you.

Deep in the grill.

That your new truck out front?

- Wow, looks like Christmas. - Oh, nice.

You rearrange everything!

- I can't. - Next, Dale.

No, there's water all over the floor.

- Worked every time. - Yeah.

You're not capable of overriding a lifetime of ethical superiority.

I, uh, need a continuance.

I remember the morning he got out.

Ever defended in a jury trial?

- That was the best day. - You betcha.

A hundred and 80 days, that's solid. Maybe he'd have cooled off.

Here's the porch.

- I wish he died instead of Mom. - Cut it out!

- Oh, Johnny Boy. Yeah. - I'm so sorry.

Now, peacefully, easily... ...easily...

- You're looking at the road? - Yeah.

I'm glad you and Mom became friends, and... Why?

We're fixing the sink. It leaks.

Good to see you, sir. Chief. Good man. Hey.

Let him finish.

But I do, you see. I do.

...and he runs a tire shop. - Fuck.

Bad skin muffin-top or Red Bull semen breath?

They found a body, Hank.

I don't know. Fixing the sink. Heh, heh.

Do you even know her pediatrician's name? His phone number? You got that on you?

He hauled her into two feet of water and kneeled on her chest until he drowned her.

- Wow. - Look at that arm.

Janairu 21, 1995

Oh, family Christmas. Look at you guys in your p.j.'s.

That I'm a phenomenal lawyer, that I got a work ethic that'll rival the Amish?

I think Grandpa's sweet.

You know what? I told you to take it easy.

prick determined to see justice served.

- Answer me. Who did this? - Who do you think?

- Is that okay? - Okay, let's go.

Four minutes, 45 seconds.

Ronald Reagan oversaw the fall of the Berlin Wall, the end of the Cold War.

He was tough, but, aw, come on, it wasn't that bad.

Whatever had or hadn't happened in the past...

No, I am the unplanned but happy result...

- I am? What? - Yeah.

No doubt about it.

if you don't talk, you walk.

I don't know, Henry. I truly don't.