Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, my God, you're nuts.

But you haven't been drinking, have you?

Massive internal damage.

Hank, if I don't see you before you...

Oh. Dad, they wouldn't drive your car.

I'm tired of the way you decide how the world is gonna run.

My father's a lot of unpleasant things. A murderer is not one.

You can help if you want. No, just watching. Know what's funny?

...as I am required to impose an appropriate sentence.

Febrairu 2, 2011

Janairu 14, 1995

You hit a rabbit, possum, skunk, your car goes boop, boop.

...like you always do.

Gus? Gus the bailiff.

- I'll see you in court. - I'm sorry. I just...

- Holy shit. ERIC - Shut up, Joe.

If you can corroborate that, I need it in my pocket.

...if you had the odor of alcohol on your breath.

Sentence is to begin forthwith

- You know that, right? - No.

And now Carla goes to Georgetown.

Because Carla's father was never gonna be her father.

I'm sorry you felt so sad you got on Facebook...

...Judge Palmer...

You've never sat on a witness stand.

Thanks for coming. Appreciate it.

Agreement from the Gipper's coach.

My mom passed away this morning.

I didn’t need help, I needed you

Janairu 15, 1995

Lou Shrubner. That's your divorce attorney?

We kept no secrets.

I hired you to make this go away.

...you can sometimes suffer from memory loss...

And you, ma'am, are gonna go down to DeVaney Motors...

Chemo, that's cancer?

Prepared him, defended him.

Yeah? Let's remain unprepared. Fuck it.

You and Kevin Thompson in the backseat naked, huffing whippets.

I just didn't think it would happen to me.

And you can shove all that ma'am shit.

...and went to her heart.

Why do you think you can't remember?

Use profanity, rant, rave, flip him off...

- Remember you used to bring these home? - Yeah. Give me some.

Court is in session.

Is there an offer of proof here?

- Oh. Boo-fucking-hoo. - Why?

- And then? - Deny it. You missed your deadline.

Did you see him follow him?

I don't remember any of that.

- Are you watching for me? - What do you think?

Did your doctor caution you against the potential side effects of chemotherapy?

I just wanted to, you know, have a moment before you run out.

Not my first time.

The judge's Cadillac reappears in the frame five minutes after he left the lot.

You kept your hair.

He was dead, son.

Dale, can you show the movie that you made? Thank you.

I don't know what my problem is.

Oh, my God. It looks taller than it used to.

That's a rookie move. Careful.

- The night Hank vanished from Carlinville. - Since when have you had a daughter?

...a man you released...

It doesn't work that way.

That's it. I am so sick of you.

Be my guest. Please.

So I try to say goodbye, my friend

What do you wanna hear?

Objection. The defendant's history as a judge is not relevant.

And neither did you

- Did they raise it? - Ha, ha.

See you folks in court.

- No. Dad's Maverick. - Mm.

We saw you leave for the grocery store.

- What? - I see that T-shirt survived.

No need to be so morose... ...Henry.

There's a real possibility that he was mentally impaired when he hit Blackwell.

The road home was washed out, where it dips near the old mill.

- Just gonna get some air. - I know, but you disappear.

...20 years... Stop it.

Janairu 11, 1995

So, Deputy Hanson, looking at this road, there is no indication...

...and you saw Judge Palmer and Mr. Blackwell.

Look at that. Oh, look at that.

I'll never fucking come back here again.

Heh. Good Lord, no.

...six weeks we prepped Burke's mistress for the infamous Hank Palmer cross.

But you're in the dark about it all.

facing a murder trial. Just so you know.

- He just doesn't lose. - Uh-huh.

- You okay? - I don't know.

...you've altered your route...

- Sound corny? - Sounds epic.

I told her not to cover the Valparaiso.

Get some counseling.

Yeah is not an affirmation a man uses in court.

We're two people caught up in the flame

It's pretty obvious.

I wanted someone to help him...

But not because you remember hitting him.

I may need you to testify.

- Here. - Give me some to take home too.

...or embezzle 140 million dollars while you're at it?