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I don't know what my problem is.
But you haven't been drinking, have you?
Did your doctor caution you against the potential side effects of chemotherapy?
- Remember you used to bring these home? - Yeah. Give me some.
Hey. Hey-
Court is in session.
You can help if you want. No, just watching. Know what's funny?
Is there an offer of proof here?
You hit a rabbit, possum, skunk, your car goes boop, boop.
Um...
And neither did you
No.
The judge's Cadillac reappears in the frame five minutes after he left the lot.
It doesn't work that way.
So, Deputy Hanson, looking at this road, there is no indication...
- Here. - Give me some to take home too.
Did you see him follow him?
Use profanity, rant, rave, flip him off...
Then, uh...
Hank, if I don't see you before you...
...and you saw Judge Palmer and Mr. Blackwell.
You kept your hair.
...a man you released...
I hired you to make this go away.
Yeah? Let's remain unprepared. Fuck it.
Yeah is not an affirmation a man uses in court.
And you, ma'am, are gonna go down to DeVaney Motors...
I'll never fucking come back here again.
...or embezzle 140 million dollars while you're at it?
He got them.
Oh. Dad, they wouldn't drive your car.
...like you always do.
Look at that. Oh, look at that.
Lou Shrubner. That's your divorce attorney?
- The night Hank vanished from Carlinville. - Since when have you had a daughter?
You, me.
We're two people caught up in the flame
- What? - I see that T-shirt survived.
It's pretty obvious.
The road home was washed out, where it dips near the old mill.
Oh, my God, you're nuts.
Massive internal damage.
I told her not to cover the Valparaiso.
I just wanted to, you know, have a moment before you run out.
I may need you to testify.
Dale, can you show the movie that you made? Thank you.
Be my guest. Please.
Colon.
No! Unh.
- Did they raise it? - Ha, ha.
I wanted someone to help him...
But, uh...
Prepared him, defended him.
What do you wanna hear?
Get some counseling.
My father's a lot of unpleasant things. A murderer is not one.
- Just gonna get some air. - I know, but you disappear.
- You okay? - I don't know.
If you can corroborate that, I need it in my pocket.
Sentence is to begin forthwith
But not because you remember hitting him.
- Sound corny? - Sounds epic.
So I try to say goodbye, my friend
Your Honor?
But you're in the dark about it all.
Hey...
There's a real possibility that he was mentally impaired when he hit Blackwell.
...as I am required to impose an appropriate sentence.
Janairu 14, 1995
Objection. The defendant's history as a judge is not relevant.
No need to be so morose... ...Henry.
You and Kevin Thompson in the backseat naked, huffing whippets.
That's a rookie move. Careful.
See you folks in court.
Oh, my God. It looks taller than it used to.
...Judge Palmer...
...if you had the odor of alcohol on your breath.
- Holy shit. ERIC - Shut up, Joe.
Chemo, that's cancer?
Gus? Gus the bailiff.
Agreement from the Gipper's coach.
You've never sat on a witness stand.
I just didn't think it would happen to me.
- And then? - Deny it. You missed your deadline.
- I'll see you in court. - I'm sorry. I just...
...six weeks we prepped Burke's mistress for the infamous Hank Palmer cross.
I didn’t need help, I needed you
- Oh. Boo-fucking-hoo. - Why?
Heh. Good Lord, no.
That's it. I am so sick of you.
...and went to her heart.
- Are you watching for me? - What do you think?
Why do you think you can't remember?
- He just doesn't lose. - Uh-huh.
I'm tired of the way you decide how the world is gonna run.
Mr. Palmer.
He was dead, son.
Thanks for coming. Appreciate it.
Yep.
...you've altered your route...
My mom passed away this morning.
We saw you leave for the grocery store.
And now Carla goes to Georgetown.
That's me?
I don't remember any of that.
...20 years... Stop it.
And you can shove all that ma'am shit.
We kept no secrets.
Janairu 11, 1995
Febrairu 2, 2011
Because Carla's father was never gonna be her father.
...you can sometimes suffer from memory loss...
- No. Dad's Maverick. - Mm.
Janairu 15, 1995
Not my first time.
I'm sorry you felt so sad you got on Facebook...
facing a murder trial. Just so you know.
- You know that, right? - No.