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Oh, yeah. Totes. Like your dad.
[slurring] Okay, okay.
Elfo, don't freak out. Just stay calm.
- Just a moment. - [grunts]
Even farther.
Hey, hey, sorry to interrupt, but are you guys available for a quest?
She was.
I don't know. I don't think I'm Bean.
- I get to ride you like a horse. - I'll welcome the touch.
Never said I was a freak.
[guests gasp]
She did throw Turbish off a cliff and eat his horse.
Is this quest optional?
Oh, such a great time.
I think we're fully prepared to slay a dragon.
Look into my heart, and you'll see the truth.
Yeah, saw it on the way down.
[oinking]
Um, on vacation. Yup. With our families.
What is happening?
Yeah, here I go.
She's not a mystery, but she's definitely a girl. Friend.
I just need to talk to you. Please. I'm sorry.
but, at one point, I got my head stuck in her eye socket.
So, one quick dance, then you can go back home.
It sorta seems like you might be a liar.
I know. Some of my best work.
Was she gonna say "before they light it on fire"?
[Zog] With the goddamn salary I pay you.
Wow, looks like it got pretty rough.
Why am I the only one defending your girlfriend?
Remember: really tall, red hair and, again, just the one eye.