Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I don't work with the males
Daniel?
No.
I took the liberty of ordering you another dinosaur donut. Bully!
The warranty? The warranty? THE WARRANTY!
Oh, you wicked, wicked man!
Just be one minute.
Well, Grandma will finish it for you.
When you at your wits end with vacation planning Call a travel agent
I must look like a yeti in this get-up.
You sure don’t
Had a little accident Would you be careful with this one? She's an old woman.
That's a wrap, folks! Thank you very much.
They're a little more complicated, Nattie.
You're right. I'm sorry. I'll try harder.
Piss off, everyone.
Broke my bag
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Mrs. Doubtfire. He's a she... she's a he he she!
The Rescuers 1977
Eat your heart out, Julia Child.
- You must have had your share of problems. - Oh, of course, dear. What marriage doesn't?
When a snowflake says looney tunes Is too violent for children
As you probably know, the estate was built in 1876.
I can't believe they're still subjecting kids to this. This is insane.
I know Miranda. It's gonna blow over.
She's got an awful lot of baggage. Three kids.
Saturday. Beach Tavern. 7:30 sharp
Yes. This is off my Mercedes.
Alexander, get back in your cell. DOn't make me get the hose.
- She's got 'em? - She's got everything.
A tufted sofa, a Flemish tapestry, a brass-bound Regency-style table...
You can sense it, dear - the way she talks about her father.
If you want a paycheck, stick to the script.
A nightmare
It's an infection in your tummy where you get diarrhoea for ever.
A little cappuccino
- This is terrific, Dad. - You want more spaghetti?
It's like someone saying I can't have air.
- Mrs Doubtfire, may I speak with you? - Ooh, certainly, dear.
- He's choking here! Call 911! - Oh, no. I killed the bastard.
First of all, congratulations on the show.
Hello, Lydia.
Thank you. That's very nice of you.
You ship 'em... Lots of luck smart a**
No, Ma, not you. I was talkin' about the dog.
"Planet of the Apes": Who gets the role? Roddy McDowall!
Don't worry. We will find someone. There are plenty of people out there.
You ripped my heart out, what did you come back to do it again?
- This is Natalie. - Oh, hello, Natalie.
- Congratulations. - No.
Thanks to this Amish home study course I'm doing.
I don't do dinners. I don't do reading.
The house was so warm and cosy, the beds were always made, and the dinner was...
A Drive By Fruiting
It's a dinner show. Hi! Where you from? I'm gonna make you lunch.
Oh, And may I say something else?
Oh, thank you, James. But right now... it's time for the Raptor Rap!
I'm sorry. Mr Lundy is completely booked for the next two months.
I always say: A flawed husband is better than none at all.
What can I say? The guy's a loser.
Daddy!
When you are at your wits end in planing your vacation. And you call Southern Travel
I have a home in London. I was born there. What part of England are you from?
Thanks for the time, warden.
- What's the difference? - Some Scotch tape and red hair dye.
George we'll just put a tv on Marley and electroucute her into it George we'll just knock Marley out and throw her onto the road
Hello, Miranda.
More Arts and Crafts. A Dirk Van Erp lamp, a Stickley chair. Don't be seduced by chintz.
ABA therapist priming the client before session starts.
God knows they need a stable father figure in their life right now.
"Effie, Brace yourself."
- This never would have happened. - Yes, it would.
I took the liberty of making you another old fashioned
Let your sheets cool down before you bring someone else into the bed. All right?
Chefs in a hot kitchen be like..
it Steels my wool
- Yes. - Why?
A job I could really sink my teeth into!
Diarrhea Forever
BYE BYE
- No. - Well... It's good to meet you.
I can’t take it orally, dear I’ll be right back
Well, now that you know, you can't tell Mom, OK?
- Pakistani? - That's right. In many stores they do.
Yes, I'm sorry to say it is.
It's really you in there.
- Thank you for knocking. - Yeah.
I'm feeling fabulous because I met this beautiful Cuban.
- In the balls! - Yeah!
Cold night, isn't it?
- That's Mom. - Can't be. She's an hour early.
When I'm not with Daniel, I'm better.
- How much are you gonna pay? - $300 a week. Is that all right?
How did you know? NNY
Come on. I want you to meet this lady with me.
Piss off, Lou.
Stu's taking me out to dinner.
OK.
Oh! Then I'm your woman.
Mrs Doubtfire, may I ask you a question?
They don't fight all the time and they can become better people.
Salutations... snack
Steiner. Oh, how lovely.
Honey... What are you looking for?
Damn. Calm down.
Hey, it’s the ‘90s.
Yeah, honey. It's me.
Don't fuss with me
- Well... - Oh, that's so sweet!
It's my goddamn Hommus too!
If I got home early to be with them, something would go wrong.
Back off, asshole!
When you're really trying to close that candidate
Ooh! "Planet of the Apes": Who gets the role? Roddy McDowall! I'd be better than that!
She’s got the crabs, dear, and I don’t mean Dungeness.
Don't forget anything. I don't wanna come back.
Gentleman start your engines
"Expert in first aid and CPR."
- This is Chris. - Hello, Christopher.
Murder! Betrayal! Kidnapped!
Nattie, I'll think good thoughts, OK?
Thank you. Any other choice phrases you'd like to teach our five-year-old, Daniel?
See if this guy will.
Hi, guys. Did you say "extinction"? Does something stink?
I should never buy gribbenes from a mohel. It's so chewy.
This is my nightly meringue mask. Part of my beauty regimen.
I would turn into this horrible person.
- Isn't he fabulous? - Kind of, dear.
You see, she's not a very good housekeeper. But she makes a fabulous cup of English tea.
I'm crazy to make a deal with you!
You can either wear that or feed a small country.
Good, huh?
Chris, wait right over there. Everybody.
He has the warmth of a snow pea. Makes Mr Rogers look like Mick Jagger. It's insane.
Thank you, dear.
- Are you all right? - Yes.
We will re-examine this case one year from now.
There should be a disclaimer: Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show.
- Ask your mom. - I took care of it.