Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

See if this guy will.
Mrs Doubtfire, may I ask you a question?
A nightmare
It's an infection in your tummy where you get diarrhoea for ever.
She’s got the crabs, dear, and I don’t mean Dungeness.
Don't forget anything. I don't wanna come back.
First of all, congratulations on the show.
A tufted sofa, a Flemish tapestry, a brass-bound Regency-style table...
I'm crazy to make a deal with you!
A job I could really sink my teeth into!
- Mrs Doubtfire, may I speak with you? - Ooh, certainly, dear.
I took the liberty of ordering you another dinosaur donut. Bully!
You ship 'em... Lots of luck smart a**
Come on. I want you to meet this lady with me.
It's my goddamn Hommus too!
- Ask your mom. - I took care of it.
Diarrhea Forever
Hello, Miranda.
The Rescuers 1977
- That's Mom. - Can't be. She's an hour early.
I should never buy gribbenes from a mohel. It's so chewy.
You sure don’t
Don't worry. We will find someone. There are plenty of people out there.
When I'm not with Daniel, I'm better.
- Pakistani? - That's right. In many stores they do.
- Well... - Oh, that's so sweet!
Piss off, Lou.
When you at your wits end with vacation planning Call a travel agent
Steiner. Oh, how lovely.
Broke my bag
- In the balls! - Yeah!
Alexander, get back in your cell. DOn't make me get the hose.
I don't work with the males
- This is Natalie. - Oh, hello, Natalie.
Ooh! "Planet of the Apes": Who gets the role? Roddy McDowall! I'd be better than that!
Back off, asshole!
You can sense it, dear - the way she talks about her father.
Thanks to this Amish home study course I'm doing.
- Yes. - Why?
He has the warmth of a snow pea. Makes Mr Rogers look like Mick Jagger. It's insane.
Damn. Calm down.
- No. - Well... It's good to meet you.
- Congratulations. - No.
It's really you in there.
OK.
There should be a disclaimer: Do not operate heavy machinery while watching this show.
Oh, And may I say something else?
Mrs. Doubtfire. He's a she... she's a he he she!
Hi, guys. Did you say "extinction"? Does something stink?
Cold night, isn't it?
- You must have had your share of problems. - Oh, of course, dear. What marriage doesn't?
Chefs in a hot kitchen be like..
- This is terrific, Dad. - You want more spaghetti?
A little cappuccino
When a snowflake says looney tunes Is too violent for children
it Steels my wool
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I always say: A flawed husband is better than none at all.
Thank you. That's very nice of you.
Salutations... snack
Hello, Lydia.
I can't believe they're still subjecting kids to this. This is insane.
Had a little accident Would you be careful with this one? She's an old woman.
I must look like a yeti in this get-up.
Just be one minute.
"Effie, Brace yourself."
How did you know? NNY
ABA therapist priming the client before session starts.
Yeah, honey. It's me.
I have a home in London. I was born there. What part of England are you from?
Piss off, everyone.
Stu's taking me out to dinner.
Thanks for the time, warden.
- This never would have happened. - Yes, it would.
We will re-examine this case one year from now.
When you are at your wits end in planing your vacation. And you call Southern Travel
Let your sheets cool down before you bring someone else into the bed. All right?
Daddy!
Thank you. Any other choice phrases you'd like to teach our five-year-old, Daniel?
That's a wrap, folks! Thank you very much.
When you're really trying to close that candidate
Don't fuss with me
- How much are you gonna pay? - $300 a week. Is that all right?
Saturday. Beach Tavern. 7:30 sharp
BYE BYE
More Arts and Crafts. A Dirk Van Erp lamp, a Stickley chair. Don't be seduced by chintz.
I would turn into this horrible person.
Chris, wait right over there. Everybody.
You can either wear that or feed a small country.
George we'll just put a tv on Marley and electroucute her into it George we'll just knock Marley out and throw her onto the road
I took the liberty of making you another old fashioned
"Expert in first aid and CPR."
As you probably know, the estate was built in 1876.
- Are you all right? - Yes.
If I got home early to be with them, something would go wrong.
Nattie, I'll think good thoughts, OK?
If you want a paycheck, stick to the script.
- Thank you for knocking. - Yeah.
Thank you, dear.
Yes. This is off my Mercedes.
Oh, you wicked, wicked man!
I know Miranda. It's gonna blow over.
- She's got 'em? - She's got everything.
This is my nightly meringue mask. Part of my beauty regimen.
- Isn't he fabulous? - Kind of, dear.
I'm sorry. Mr Lundy is completely booked for the next two months.
Well, Grandma will finish it for you.
God knows they need a stable father figure in their life right now.
She's got an awful lot of baggage. Three kids.
"Planet of the Apes": Who gets the role? Roddy McDowall!
Daniel?
Eat your heart out, Julia Child.
They're a little more complicated, Nattie.
You see, she's not a very good housekeeper. But she makes a fabulous cup of English tea.
You're right. I'm sorry. I'll try harder.
No.
Gentleman start your engines
Hey, it’s the ‘90s.
It's a dinner show. Hi! Where you from? I'm gonna make you lunch.
No, Ma, not you. I was talkin' about the dog.
Oh, thank you, James. But right now... it's time for the Raptor Rap!
They don't fight all the time and they can become better people.
Good, huh?
- What's the difference? - Some Scotch tape and red hair dye.
Honey... What are you looking for?
Oh! Then I'm your woman.
The warranty? The warranty? THE WARRANTY!
The house was so warm and cosy, the beds were always made, and the dinner was...
It's like someone saying I can't have air.
I don't do dinners. I don't do reading.
I can’t take it orally, dear I’ll be right back
Yes, I'm sorry to say it is.
You ripped my heart out, what did you come back to do it again?
Well, now that you know, you can't tell Mom, OK?
- This is Chris. - Hello, Christopher.
A Drive By Fruiting
What can I say? The guy's a loser.
Murder! Betrayal! Kidnapped!
- He's choking here! Call 911! - Oh, no. I killed the bastard.
I'm feeling fabulous because I met this beautiful Cuban.