Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then you box those cans over there. Ship them. Then more will come in.

To us. The start of a business relationship.

- Well, thanks. - I think kids'd like it.

Bottom line: Don't patronize kids. They're little people.

What can you do to help the ratings on the kid show?

- Who did this? - Uncle Frank and Aunt Jack.

- Yes? - We need another woman's opinion.

Everything's gonna be all right.

- How are we doin' over here? - No, no.

Expand your craniums.

- I read about it in a science book. - Why would you want Mommy to die?

I'm not takin' any crap from you, pal.

- What about Joan Collins? - I don't think I have the strength.

What’s your Indian name: shops with a fist?

- Drusall! - Help is on the way!

- I told him you'd call first thing tomorrow. - Yes, I will.

- Mrs Doubtfire, please. - Am I being a little graphic? Sorry.

Well... Ancient history.

Three hours a day. In my jim jams.

the only solution is total and lifelong celibacy.

Oh, it reeks of taste! Isn't this lovely, dear!

- Why? - I was working all the time.

Hunter is on the way!!

I just got off the phone with Loren Dee.

Because I have an appointment on Monday and Friday evenings to check the apartment.

And so quickly. Really!

I'll miss you. Saturday comes real quick.

But I know somehow you and I will be all right and we'll get through this.

Come on, you're on my time now.

Help is on the way!

- We'll be getting back to you. - Thank you.

- Just us? - Just us.

No Oreo Don't Smoke

I run a much tighter ship

Yes. Well, would you tell me a little bit about yourself?

They both say to me "I'm easy. "

Happy to be in America. Don't ask for a green card.

I admire that honesty, Nattie. That's a noble quality. Never lose that.

Sis, are you in here?

Why in the world are you dressed like a woman...(in your Marco pic)?

When your at your wits end planning a vacation And you call Southern Travel to book it instead

I don't do laundry. I don't do windows. I don't do carpets.

She called you and you bust the birthday party. Great!

Had to watch younger brother and sister Heavy responsibility

Robin Hood 1973

We're your goddamn kids too

Maybe she's right, dear. Maybe their father would be a more appropriate person.

Because, ever since my children were born,

in different areas of the country.

Yeah, Ma. I heard, I heard.

You've been able to fool a lot of people into believing that you're a 60-year-old woman.

It was the drink that killed him.

- I have to go take my medicine now. - We have water at the table.

We know it’s your birthday Simon. Happy birthday to you.

I will. All right. I love you, too.

What a perfectly appointed little cubby!

Here we go again. Cut, cut, cut! Roll it back.

Oh, but that was decades ago!

You Dog! You Scallywag!

You want to be Kilimanjaro on your first date - inaccessible.

Happy Birthday You Scallywag!

Miranda, why not let me take care of the kids?

who was always curious to know about places he'd never been to. "

Fan-bloody-tastic

You want to feed him?

Some live with their grandparents, and some children live with foster parents.

I used to think Daniel could do anything. Except be serious.

I don't do bathtubs. I don't do toilets. And I don't do diapers.

I wanted a new family. You count on it.

- And these must be the cherubs. - Yes.

Me during training...

This lovely dances with wolves motif

Why in the world are you dressed like a woman (in you Marco pic)?

- It's on me. - No, thanks.

When my 3 year old cries, “I can’t read!”

I just got off the phone with a Stuart Dunmeyer.

Why in the world are you dressed like a woman?

Stew is on the way dear

Go on. Come on, go get 'em!

Happy Birthday Mar! Love ya!

And right now I feel like a toad.

Oh god what am I doing here

Go. Flee before me!

Dude, congratulations on your 12th birthday. Got a surprise for ya.

We'll move, and hopefully our problems won't follow us.

Don't you think?

- Oh, come here. - I knew you'd understand.

Oh, isn't he a stunning piece of work?

- Mrs Doubtfire! - Help is on the way!

I need my order for table 39!

Three months in which to get a job, keep it and create a suitable home.

- Oh, they're a spirited bunch. - Yes.

She... brought out the best in them.

Well, I always hoped you'd find happiness.

- Are you guys all right? - Yeah, Mommy. We're fine.

And the black one is far too short. I hope you waxed.

He's a she she he

- Which one? - What's the occasion?

Mr Hillard, do you consider yourself humorous?

- Matches your lips. - God bless you.

Yes. I cook, I bake, I sew.

- Your living environment... - It's more like a habitat, really.

Oh, well. That part was always...

- You're going into the men's room. - No! Oh, so it is!

And Heimlich manoeuvre, dear.

But you don't have to pack because we're going in our mind.

Happy birthday to me

Don't fuss with me.

- If you can do it, I can. - I'll bet so!

- Do you know that book, Stuart Little? - Yeah! It's one of my favorites.

Are we ready for homework, or shall we continue manual labor?

Miranda. What are you home early for, dear?

Newspaper? Are you taking out one of those personal ads?

LOOK AT ME RIGHT NOW, MONEYPENNY. WANT TO UNDO THAT BOW NOW AND GET TO KNOW YA.

Did I miss anything?

Thank you. There it is.

But personally I prefer short, furry and funny.

Thanks to this new Amish home study course I’m doing quite well

May I see the ad?

I'm sure you'd want the children to step out of the room

Look Tyler thats called Liposuction

Why are you dressed like a woman in your Marco pic?

Help is on the Way

How about a nice soothing cigarette?

- What's goin' on? - I'm here to pick you up.

He'll be right there. He's just changing, dear.

Why in the world are you dressed like a woman? (In your Marco pic)

HELP IS ON THE WAY!!

- That's what I'm interested in. - Bingo!