Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

BULLOCKS
- Follow me, please. - 39! My age! You're a saint.
Yes, here we are. Please...
I'd rather make a coat for my wife.
Some woman watches me with the kids like I'm some sort of deviant.
Make mine not spicy. I'm allergic to pepper.
We're his goddamn kids too
I'll just sit here and watch you move in on my family.
Oh, I don't mind that, dear. I'd love some heavy cooking.
I'm a hip old granny who could hip-hop, bebop, dance till ya drop,
Oh, God, that's so nice.
Scallywag!
Now,
And there's always the job issue.
But we'll get into that tomorrow, boys and girls.
all the horrible things we said to each other.
- I can do it for you. - Oh, no, please. I'm quite capable of...
Oh shit!
A whole star??
- Is Mr Hillard in? I have an appointment. - Do you? Oh, that's wonderful.
I thought you wouldn't. Thank you very much.
Next Friday. Donut King. 10 AM sharp!
Chris In a crisis
Hi
Bully!
Chefs in the hot kitchen be like:
It's nice to know they can see me every day.
- Yeah! - Oh, isn't that amazing?
- You mean you got fired? - No, I quit. For reasons of conscience.
As I hold this cold meat, I'm reminded of Winston. God rest his soul.
I'm sure you're the same and you've done all your homework already.
- Amazing! - Oh, Nattie.
Dear Miranda. Wake up and smell the coffee, dear.
Oh lighten up, will ya?
What can I say? The guy's a loser.
- Gregory, Henderson and Hillard. - Miranda Hillard, please.
Excuse me.
- Friday at seven. - Bridges.
Oh, certainly, dear.
When I in charge you will follow a schedule
What are you lookin' at?
- I miss Dad. - Me, too.
- Oh, my God! - Chris! Wait!
Things were hairy for a while, but I'm in great shape now!
- You can't go now. - Honey, I have to.
My age! You’re a saint
Goodbye, Daddy.
Between the hours of 3pm and 7pm, I'm in charge.
How about this lovely frock? Tasteful, elegant...
- It's been a long time. - Yes.
Oh, I will not do this. I cannot!
Mr Hillard, since you've determined to act as your own attorney,
9-1-1!
Really? Who?
or two families.
Ooh, my wee ankle biters
See ya.
There was a time when I found myself funny.
If you leave, you're not comin' back in.
Oh, sir!
It was a run-by pooping!
It rubbed off....
Daniel is a very difficult man to live with. But the children are crazy about him.
I am suggesting a period of psychological testing and perhaps treatment for you.
- Next week. - You hear that, Ma? Next week.
we always don't watch dick van dyke. really well not anymore. the only thing you'll be deep sea N-Ning is dick van dyke.
I'll be back but I'm comin' as oil
Yes. I'm Miranda Hillard.
- I can't. Please, don't. It's bingo night, dear. - Cancel it.
A joy, as always.
Check those. I'll be right back.
When you're feeling sick of work
Maybe we knew each other in another life.
Well, I was a fullback. But that's European football, dear.
- Listen, I'd like to hear more of your ideas. - My ideas?
- You cooked? - Yes. I cook, I bake, I sew.
We’re your god damn friends too
Yeah, depressed. I mean, his marriage is ending.
We're his goddamn kids, too.
Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of my head
Well, I'll put on a chicken.
- What about their real father? - What can I say? The guy's a loser. I'll see ya.
She was quite fond of the drink.
plop
Be careful this time. She's an old woman.
BULLOCK
They sure are!
Don't you dare make me out to be the monster here, Daniel!
Losers.
A classic never dies, dear. I think it's time to revive it.
Mega Millions in 30 minutes!
God Bless you
Shove…up…ass
Don't take my kids away from me.
After I watch it? You keep it! Lots of luck smart ass
I had an appointment. Oh, thank you!
I'm at the beginning of a divorce.
Oh, not at all, dear.
Great.
She uses it and the lights dim. It's like a prison movie.
- I have a right as their father. Please? - All right. Anything else you wanna see?
She's a social worker, dear. Really!
You can't put words in Pudgie's mouth if his mouth isn't moving.
In the balls ye She’s got em
I have to randomly ingest just a little bit of nicotine and it steels my wool.
Nobody like her.
She sure did
Daniel, please don't joke.
No.
Why would you want Mommy to die?
- Celibacy? - Yes.
That's very funny. Where the hell are you goin'?
This lovely dances with wolves motif
It's quite all right, dear. No offense taken. I was a little liberal with the atomizer.
I'd hate to think that she came down with amoebic dysentery or piles.
He'll be back. I'll go get him.
I can't, dear. It's my turn to pull the balls at the rectory.
Oh, guys, please don't be so depressed.
So sad when that happens!
Yeah. Me, too.
Yeah, I'll tell him, Ma.
- The whole time?! - I'm sorry, Miranda. Please?
I can’t take it orally, dear I’ll be right back
Mrs Sellner! How are you? Always a joy!
I think this would frighten the children
He’s a she, he’s a he she, she he
Off your Mercedes, dear? You own that big, expensive car out there?
She's got crabs. And I don't mean Dungeness.
Amacrack, dear. Mahpoosi Amacrack.
That's a pretty impressive bauble you got her.
Me after you let me smash
Oh. Poor dolt.
Don't make me get the hose!
And sometimes they get back together.
Fine bloody tastic
Hello?
Where? Oh. On the board.
Why do you always make me out to be the heavy?
It's just.... I'm still kind of messed up. About everything.
I find myself getting home early just to be with them. We're all doing so great.
- Punished? - She's lying.
Sounds like an amazing woman. Too good to be true.
- Here's your ad. - I'll get my purse.
Oh dear name was conceived back in '93 Who done it?
You did nothing wrong. You got that?
But after all those Scotches I had to piss like a racehorse.
OH, I don’t think i have the strength.
Laura’s not gonna be home for another four hours, is she?
She'd never punish us.
That's disgusting!
I know youre used to loosy-goosey, but god broke the mold when he made you!