Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

This lovely dances with wolves motif

It rubbed off....

I have to randomly ingest just a little bit of nicotine and it steels my wool.

Mega Millions in 30 minutes!

- Next week. - You hear that, Ma? Next week.

I think this would frighten the children

Don't take my kids away from me.

There was a time when I found myself funny.

And there's always the job issue.

Why would you want Mommy to die?

- I can do it for you. - Oh, no, please. I'm quite capable of...

You did nothing wrong. You got that?

- Oh, my God! - Chris! Wait!

She's a social worker, dear. Really!

So sad when that happens!

Sounds like an amazing woman. Too good to be true.

Fine bloody tastic

That's very funny. Where the hell are you goin'?

That's disgusting!

What are you lookin' at?

But we'll get into that tomorrow, boys and girls.

Daniel, please don't joke.

- Follow me, please. - 39! My age! You're a saint.

She'd never punish us.

Be careful this time. She's an old woman.

Where? Oh. On the board.

Don't make me get the hose!

all the horrible things we said to each other.

As I hold this cold meat, I'm reminded of Winston. God rest his soul.

Oh, I will not do this. I cannot!

Oh, guys, please don't be so depressed.

She uses it and the lights dim. It's like a prison movie.

- I have a right as their father. Please? - All right. Anything else you wanna see?

A classic never dies, dear. I think it's time to revive it.

- The whole time?! - I'm sorry, Miranda. Please?

- I can't. Please, don't. It's bingo night, dear. - Cancel it.

Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of my head

Nobody like her.

Check those. I'll be right back.

She was quite fond of the drink.

If you leave, you're not comin' back in.

That's a pretty impressive bauble you got her.

I can't, dear. It's my turn to pull the balls at the rectory.

or two families.

We're his goddamn kids, too.

Maybe we knew each other in another life.

Off your Mercedes, dear? You own that big, expensive car out there?

It was a run-by pooping!

- I miss Dad. - Me, too.

- Here's your ad. - I'll get my purse.

Daniel is a very difficult man to live with. But the children are crazy about him.

Amacrack, dear. Mahpoosi Amacrack.

Next Friday. Donut King. 10 AM sharp!

- Celibacy? - Yes.

Oh dear name was conceived back in '93 Who done it?

My age! You’re a saint

You can't put words in Pudgie's mouth if his mouth isn't moving.

I can’t take it orally, dear I’ll be right back

But after all those Scotches I had to piss like a racehorse.

I am suggesting a period of psychological testing and perhaps treatment for you.

Between the hours of 3pm and 7pm, I'm in charge.

I know youre used to loosy-goosey, but god broke the mold when he made you!

- Friday at seven. - Bridges.

We’re your god damn friends too

Yeah, depressed. I mean, his marriage is ending.

Ooh, my wee ankle biters

Mrs Sellner! How are you? Always a joy!

In the balls ye She’s got em

- Gregory, Henderson and Hillard. - Miranda Hillard, please.

- What about their real father? - What can I say? The guy's a loser. I'll see ya.

- You mean you got fired? - No, I quit. For reasons of conscience.

When I in charge you will follow a schedule

I'd hate to think that she came down with amoebic dysentery or piles.

Chris In a crisis

I'll just sit here and watch you move in on my family.

I'm at the beginning of a divorce.

What can I say? The guy's a loser.

I find myself getting home early just to be with them. We're all doing so great.

Oh, not at all, dear.

Dear Miranda. Wake up and smell the coffee, dear.

Chefs in the hot kitchen be like:

Well, I'll put on a chicken.

Why do you always make me out to be the heavy?

Yes, here we are. Please...

- Amazing! - Oh, Nattie.

It's nice to know they can see me every day.

I had an appointment. Oh, thank you!

I'd rather make a coat for my wife.

- You cooked? - Yes. I cook, I bake, I sew.

And sometimes they get back together.

we always don't watch dick van dyke. really well not anymore. the only thing you'll be deep sea N-Ning is dick van dyke.

Shove…up…ass

- It's been a long time. - Yes.

Oh, certainly, dear.

Oh, God, that's so nice.

He'll be back. I'll go get him.

I'm a hip old granny who could hip-hop, bebop, dance till ya drop,

It's quite all right, dear. No offense taken. I was a little liberal with the atomizer.

Well, I was a fullback. But that's European football, dear.

I'm sure you're the same and you've done all your homework already.

Yeah, I'll tell him, Ma.

I thought you wouldn't. Thank you very much.

A joy, as always.

She's got crabs. And I don't mean Dungeness.

- Yeah! - Oh, isn't that amazing?

Some woman watches me with the kids like I'm some sort of deviant.

How about this lovely frock? Tasteful, elegant...

- Is Mr Hillard in? I have an appointment. - Do you? Oh, that's wonderful.

Oh lighten up, will ya?

- Listen, I'd like to hear more of your ideas. - My ideas?

- You can't go now. - Honey, I have to.

Things were hairy for a while, but I'm in great shape now!

He’s a she, he’s a he she, she he

Don't you dare make me out to be the monster here, Daniel!

Laura’s not gonna be home for another four hours, is she?

Oh, I don't mind that, dear. I'd love some heavy cooking.

We're his goddamn kids too

It's just.... I'm still kind of messed up. About everything.

OH, I don’t think i have the strength.

Goodbye, Daddy.

When you're feeling sick of work

After I watch it? You keep it! Lots of luck smart ass

Make mine not spicy. I'm allergic to pepper.

I'll be back but I'm comin' as oil

- Punished? - She's lying.

Mr Hillard, since you've determined to act as your own attorney,

Yes. I'm Miranda Hillard.

Me after you let me smash