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Oh I don't think I have the strength.
When you need help planning your vacation
I'm all right.
George we'll just electrouctufj Marley and cho pdhdj up George we'll i quit kdkc chop dead
Loser? Oh, yeah?
I'm addicted to my children, sir.
On second thought...
Well, I wonder what's happened to Mrs Doubtfire.
I can only plead insanity.
- Excuse me? - You know, dear. Sink the sub.
It's gonna be all right.
Soda with a lime, please.
What can I say, Ron? The guy’s a loser
- Oh, and your bag too, ma'am. - Drop it!
Mrs Sellner!
Oh, it reeks of taste! Isn’t this lovely, dear!
I'll just sip club soda and we'll go over wallpaper samples.
OH, YOUR TEA!
Really?
You know what you gotta do?
When I realize I have been Googling her Instagram every day for almost a month straight
- Can I give you a hand? - Oh, no, dear! I don't need a hand.
The lobby will resemble a music salon with inspiration from the French Second Empire.
look at it and say "This is not my life"?
Your Honor, in the past two months, I've secured a residence, refurbished it
In some form.
Oh wouldn’t we all!
It’s my turn to pull the balls at the rectory
You can either wear that or feed a small country.
Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run by shitposting
Good luck.
You're a different person. You really are. You're great.
I’m sorry the position has been filled
- We have nothing in common. - Oh, sure we do. We love each other.
He's a she he he he's a she she's a she she
Effie, brace yourself
Back off, asshole
Oh, a boouuyyy
Shoving a cigarette into Pudgie's mouth is morally irresponsible.
Oh, let's see.
Scallywag!
Start from scratch. Give it... maybe a musical number.
How did you know?
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I think I made a friend!! Lol
Stew is on the way dear
I can't have my birthday without you.
Let’s go kids Swimtime
- Well, I have two girls... - Oh, two precious gems.
- He was quite fond of the drink. - Ah.
Next Friday. Bridges Restaurant. Seven o'clock sharp.
There we go again! I'll go get Danny. He'll be right with you. Hold on.
Maybe a family therapist will help us do this together.
- No. Anything but this. - Then upstairs, my little nose-miners.
A sainted man.
I know you're used to loosey goosey
So, please.
She's a sweetie pie.
You want me to pretend everything's all right? Put on a happy face? Smile?
- Oh, God. - Oh, God!
- It rubbed off. - From whom?
- Stuart Dunmeyer? - He said you were acquaintances.
- I'll meet him any time, anywhere. - Sorry. There's nothing I can do.
Oh, God, no.
Ma, he's not really in the mood to talk.
- May I help you, ma'am? - Yes, dear. Thank you very much.
- Good evening, Mr Lundy. - I'm meeting someone. Is he here?
- There's 140. Do you have change? - No.
Amazed she hasn't chipped her teeth.
Very impressive, Mr Hillard!
I’m not a therapist. I just see what I see.
Tomorrow, poppets, we're taking a wonderful trip.
Double Chivas on the rocks.
So can divorce.
Oh, 39? YOUR AGE
- Isn't that the pretty picture! - Oh. Mrs Doubtfire.
Thank you very much. Thank you! All right!
You can't imagine what it was like being married to Daniel.
Sit down!
No! Now!
Does she have a lady friend for me?
- Sorry I'm late. Did you get my message? - Yes. Sit down.
OK.
I love them with all my heart.
I've got to do what I've got to do.
- Yes? - Did you and Mr Doubtfire ever...
All my love to you, poppet.
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Excuse me.
He’s a she she she’s a he he.
- Two strippers? - Hoo-hah, boy!
Fine bloody tastic
39?! My age! You’re a saint
Did you not tip them?
Dilllldddooooo
But Daniel was so wonderfully different. And funny. He could always make me laugh.
- Shut up, Lydie. - Yeah. You got us into this.
You've had a hard day. You just sit yourself down on that stool and leave the tea to me.
I don’t do posing
Aang come on the ship is on fire! On my way!
Be back in a flash. All right? My tiny bladder.
Lydia! We gotta call the cops!
His... much older sister.
I regret it terribly
I need a face.
Yeah. Hold on, Ma.
- Yes, dear? - I take sugar in my tea.
- You guys go. - I'm sorry, Dad.
But after a few years, everything just stopped being funny.
Help is on the way dear!
- You die? - You don't have to be so graphic with her.
It is very real, Mrs Doubtfire.
- No, I'm stuffed. - Garlic bread? I made it myself.
I DON’T WORK WITH THE MALES
Happy to be in America. Don't ask for a green card.
- Would you like something to drink? - Oh, yes. A good stiff Chardonnay.
She's supposed to be older and very unattractive.
It's too late for that.
Oh, God. What am I doing here? This is beyond obsession.
- You hurt me, too! - You ripped my heart out!
Four iced teas, Todd.