Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Doctor doctor I do smoke the cigarette butts make me smoke out rehab parolees in the morning Yes I smoke as well gotta get those Malboro's in .

I'm mad! You know why? Because next, it's the chimps! There are fewer chimps...

Oh. I didn't know there was someone else in here. Sorry.

He just wants to go out and have a drink.

Here it is, Mel. $1,000 worth of hair. What am I supposed to do with it?

Oh, I'm sorry to frighten you, dear. I must look like a yeti in this get-up.

- Daniel? - Yeah.

Oh, my dear Katie.

Every night is like the Bay of Pigs.

- I will not be held responsible for your virtue. - You'll be there to protect me.

- All with offers to syndicate. - Hollywood!

Oh, the terrorists! They ran that way. It was a run-by egging.

and he's going to bring some animals that are endangered species.

I think I made a friend.

I MISS YOUR STORIES!

She’s a he, he’s a she he...

Oh, I don’t think I have the strength.

Ma, I think he's in a little bit of denial.

YOU BOX THOSE, YOU SHIP THOSE.

Do I sense dissension in the ranks?

Oh, that's very good. Will you excuse me, dear? Call of nature.

Well, my sister was the fruit of their passions.

- Especially Lydie. She's got daggers for you. - I know.

It's a pleasure to meet you.

- Hi, guys. - Hi, Mom.

I’m sure you did

He was in London and... he met this lovely Englishwoman.

Are you aware it's illegal to possess barnyard animals in a residential area?

Danny boy, where are you? Oh, here he is, dear. I found him.

Just the way God made ya.

And when I'm in charge, you will follow a schedule.

What a beautiful little car for Don Juan.

- Hey, it's the '90s. - No, no! I mean...

Did you ever wish that sometimes you could freeze-frame a single moment in your day,

- A Scotch drinker, huh? That's my kinda guy! - Gentlemen, start your engines.

Mr and Mrs Hillard, although these custody proceedings tend to favor the mother,

I'm not... who you think I am.

Prof Pam Karlan "I don't work well with the males cause I used to be one"

I know you're used to loosey-goosey.

I made a friend.

After email and mail 'em? You share 'em... Lots of luck smart ass

Judge Judy has more groin balls that the population of Ao Nang... Yes and she gives herself a pie in the face 24/7.

And let's do steel windows, not wood.

Good evening, dear.

Help is on the way!!

is a carnivore.

Ohhh Hollywoooood!

- You're absolutely right. - I'm not a therapist. I just see what I see.

If I did that, I might never see them again.

- I didn't know anybody was watching. - I was watching. That's funny stuff.

Oh, what a foul way for a bird to die! I don't want to get beak cancer.

I don’t think I have the strength

- I'll miss you. - Ditto.

We have Mr Van Zandt from the Sierra Club,

Oh no, it’s the Big Dumper! How do you keep on dumping, Dumper?

Mrs Sellner, I just got out of the shower!

Look, Dad, you're not trying very hard.

Oh, Daniel... Charming.

I think we should ask the kids. What do you think?

Union Square Inn. This is better.

It often disappears with age or entering politics.

A big knock at the door.

I haven't been away from 'em for more than one day since the day they were born.

Please promise you'll come with us, Mrs Doubtfire. You just have to.

And at my age, it's like a good Stilton. Everything has its own aroma.

The Fox and the Hound 1981

Well, just make yourself at home. I'll be right back.

Broke my lawnmower bag

And I will be coming by on Monday and Friday evenings to inspect it.

Diarrhea Forever

Thank you. Oh, let's see here!

Ever since this happened, I've been trying to make sense out of it.

At my age, it's like a good Stilton. Everything has its own aroma.

Thank you. Sorry about that.

Welcome to Euphegenia's house.

Then why did you say that?

Evening, ma'am.

- Thank you. - By the way, do you have any special skills?

Do you have change?

She was quite fond of the drin.

Jesus! If I find the misogynistic bastard that invented heels, I'll kill him.

No, no! Come on, sit down.

Then you box those cans over there. Ship them. Then more will come in.

It's homework time, OK? Yeah, but... (TURN BACK ON THE TV) after Julie Andrews!

I'm sooo happpyyyy

The whole time...

You lied... You know what? I don't wanna do this any more.

I'm amazed there isn't a little label there that says "spoons".

- I'll come with you. - No.

I'm not a therapist. I just see what I see.

"Preponderance. "

and the good ones adhere themselves to your memory.

Tell them to Purée The labia.

If I try to hug 'em, she wonders why. You know what that's like?

Trump is the real crook Don’t look at me

- He was a friend. He is a friend. - What is he?

where no human being has ever been.

What can i say? The guy's a loser.

- Anything you need, put it on my tab. - Thank you, dear.

Lots of luck, smartass.

It's just because everything is so accessible. You designed it.

- So would I. - Great!

Oh, God! Oh, God!

You remind me of someone

Fine. I’ll get the frock out of here...

Hey, it’s the 90s

I can't have a birthday without you. It would mean so much to me and the children.

Yes, well... Miranda's been raving about you.

Honey I’m so happy!!!

Is Rolo well-behaved or does he need a few light slams every now and then?