Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Work with me People

She's half-English, half-American.

- 135.27. - 135 dollars?! That's certainly...

Could you make me a woman?

- Can I have another? - Sure.

- We gotta dial 911 now! - Why?

I just don't see why we can't spend the extra time with Dad.

The only thing you'll be watching is Deep Sea-N-N.

take that fake mask off your face mrs.sellner you old granny! yuck you poo face geez you smell like you had dog poo for breakfast now get out! oh ok i know when i'm not wanted. (crying) i deserved that.

39?! My age! You're a saint...

The whole time My bag has been at the port.

- And you, sir? - I'll have the jambalaya.

Winston's idea of foreplay was "Effie, brace yourself. "

And he was always between jobs. I hardly ever got to see the kids.

You could fly to Persia on that rug.

- Oh, is she here? - Yes, she is.

The Lion King 1994

Australians are on the way dear

Come on, guys! Get up! Let's go!

Miss Hillard? The water's boiling.

- Are you all right? - Fine.

If this proves to be a possibility for you,

Most of the dinosaurs were herbivorous.

APG and it's finest APG and it's finest

Nancy and I are still looking for the other half of my head.

Yeah, it's the most fun

That beige concealer. When are we gettin' more of it?

Demorats when States want ballot audits

I was flattered that you thought of me after all these years and everything.

I think this would scare the children.

I'll pick 'em up after school, they can be with me for a couple of hours, and then I drop them off at your house after work

Hey, Can you do me a favor more often?

Hey, it’s the 90s.

It would be an honor.

How is the old battle-axe?

"'How was it down there? ' asked Mr Little,

I don’t think I have the strength

- That would be wonderful. - And who is this strapping young lad?

God, no. Why would you think that?

Thanks. You got to see the dress rehearsal.

Oooooh the little prince!

I think I made a friend.

After all those scotches I had to piss like a racehorse

We're going across the Atlantic Ocean to England, where I came from.

Mommy, I need to go.

Yeah, Ma, he told me all about it.

- They're biased. That's a mistrial. - This session costs the studio thousands.

I took the liberty of making you another old fashioned

Yo-yo.. feeling like some hot cocoa

- Miranda. - Could I talk to you?

You don't have to run off when she honks the horn.

No doubt the jewel of your eye.

Stew is on the way dear!

- I'm not gonna wax. - Don't worry. We'll just lightly spackle.

- May I take your order, ma'am? - Oh, yes.

I do need new glasses, dear. Sorry!

Listen, bottom line...

No. But Danny's told me all about you.

I'm not a Muslim. I need a face! Oh, God.

- They have a queen and a royal family. - Oh! Just like a poker game!

We're a smash! Number one in our time slot!

Hello Christopher

If I find the bastard that invented PTP, I'll kill him.

I'll be right there with your tea!

I don't. You do it yourself quite naturally.

So nice I don't have to save face any more, Mrs Sellner!

- Is it? - Yes. He's a client. And a friend.

- Hey, here's your food. - How much is it?

It's my birthday.

Oooh, lover boy’s here

Young men who don't do their studies often miss out on more amusing activities.

- You dog! - You scallywag!

When my three year old cries, “But I can’t read!”

- How tragic! - Yes.

Every Saturday? That's one day a week.

DWF seeks WWM with BMW, into light B&D

Well, milady! It's a pleasure to see you again!

Come on, let's go.

Touch me again and I'll drown you, you bastard.

Trying to keep up with training like...

He’s a she, he’s a she she, he’s a she

It's just a mask. And this is a body suit. I didn't have any operations or anything.

She isn't real! We have to stop referring to her as if she were a real person.

- Where were you guys? - Upstairs, doing our homework.

- And who is this young lady? - This is Lydia.

Look Tyler That’s Called Liposuction! Lol

- I'd be better than Charlton Heston! - And your rug is better, too.

Look at this! My first day as a woman and I'm getting hot flashes.

What the hell is going on around here?

I'm not too comfortable with this new lifestyle.

Who could resist that little face?

when Mrs Doubtfire was a part of their lives.

- Tanya will seat you. Table 15. - This way, please.

It's the wine. Oh, gosh!

- Not exactly. - What do I do?

Come to the STC Break room

when you show up at work on your 1st day but never got offered a job

What is this? Turn it off, will you?

So you have to promise me, it's just us. All right?

You're my goddamn kids, too!

- A little Tyrannosaurus rex comes out... - Hillard, get your ass to the truck.

It's gorgeous! Thank you!

Gentlemen, start your engines

When you’re just trying to enjoy your Thanksgiving dinner and your Aunt starts asking you if you’re seeing anyone special

Jesus, Miranda. You took my children away from me.

She's a he! He's a she!

- I can't believe it. - What, dear?

Nope. That one.

- Go get your stuff. Hurry up. - All right.

For the past 15 years I've worked for the Smythe family of Elbourne, England.

Daddy's a toad.

Good morning husband

Help is on the way dear…..

- You owe me a kiss, Kovacs. - I'm gonna give you two.

BACK OFF, ASSHOLE!

The only solution Total and life long celibacy

- This is great! - Isn't this posh!

Then I've got to do what I've got to do.

Thank you. Cheers. Your health.

I've gotta go down and get it.

the remote is back! yay! now we can watch ATV.

- I kinda like the black one. - Me, too.

Thanks to mobile phones.

- And here's a monkey bite! - Oh, you wicked, wicked monkey!

You ate my begonias! God!

One lump or two

But I run a much tighter ship.

Took my belt, the bastard

You're welcome.