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SMOKING!
Isn't it traditional to say "I object" or something?
.
Oh, I don’t think have the strength.
You dog…
How lovely!
And if you violate that, heaven forgive ya.
True story bro
We always watch Julie Andrews!
Mr Lundy is expecting me for dinner. Will you tell him I'm running late, but I'm on my way?
They are my kids too
Thank you. Court is adjourned.
You can never be too prepared when little ones are around.
Carpe dentum - seize the teeth.
Mrs Doubtfire said we had to.
My Dad's Name Is Chuck and mom's name is Nadine.
- Go. - OK. Thank you.
Oh, God! It's gonna blow!
Will you excuse me, dear? I have to check my wrap.
The teacher liked it.
Thank you.
How precise
- I promise. - Thank you!
is that your lifestyle over the past month has been very unorthodox.
Stuart, thank you. I...
I can’t take it orally, dear
Hello. Are you calling in response to the ad?
She's got a power tool in the bedroom, dear. It's her personal jackhammer.
We have to leave now! I have to go! We're going.
- Oh, my God. - Doesn't that make you a little mad?
- Mrs Doubtfire! - What?!
Oh, thank you very much.
You. Am. Job.
when you really excited to start working but you haven't been offered a job yet
Be careful this time. She's an old woman.
By the looks of you that water is so cold...
Bye, Ma.
I want to keep you abreast of the changes in my career!
Well, it looks like there is a little light at the end of our tunnel.
Yeah.
Prof Pam Karlan At home in the tub
. .
Yes, but...
No, let's find something more your own age.
How precise
She is.
So sorry about that. Just one moment.
Your accent is A little muddled
- We'll be back. - All right.
I got the stretch outside. Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend?
you can wear that or feed a small country.
Vivian realizing Night worked for Duke Crowe
I miss her spaghetti. I miss her jokes.
"EFFIE, BRACE YOURSELF!"
Flee before me!
Hey, it’s the 90s.
Come on.
The bone dance, eh? Rumpleforeskin? Baloney bop?
I.. Am.. Job..
My back.
don't blame yourself.
You can either wear that or feed a small country.
Thank you, but I'm OK, really. I mean, this is just a temporary thing.
Me when someone realizes Freddie Mercury's talent
Why?
Steiner? Oh, how lovely.
Thank you very much.
Happy birthday.
yes mrs.sellner you've already figured me out. L is real 2401. well no wonder you've kept it a secret all this time dear, so far all your yarns have been about L is real 2401.
Yeah.
Piss off, Jeff.
Broke my bag, the bastard.
One drop or two? Would you like another?
no oh
It's too soon, dear. Really.
- Did you decorate this yourself? - Yes, I did.
No.
I want you in the worst way.
Neither.
- He was an alcoholic? - No. He was hit by a Guinness truck.
Yes, well...
It sets Sian Fanderlinden right off Yes I know it does
That's the formaldehyde. That's why Granny's so well preserved.
Children, look at that lovely dessert tray over there.
It’s over!
We've been watching every day.
yo yo make a wicked cup of cocoa
- Help me... - What are you doing? Daniel...
My children have been potty-trained for some time.
Could you stay a few extra hours this evening?
We've just grown apart. We're different.
Ladies and gentlemen, put your claws together!
Danny, there's a Mrs Sellner here to see you!
I’m at 30-38 Steinway Street
- A waitress? Here? - Oh, yeah.
How precise
All right, everyone. It's time to expand your minds.
Okay everyone Let’s pray
He’s a she, he’s a she sheee
March 27th. Kaufman Tavern. 5:15 sharp
Daniel, I don't have time for this. I have to drop something off at the newspaper office.
Havin' a birthday in the house.
You take all these cans. You box 'em and you ship 'em.
HEY, IT’S THE 90’s
Dinner is served, madam
And sometimes they don't, dear.
I will not be held responsible for your virtue
Then Upstairs, My Little Nose-Miners.
Oh! There you go!
- Here and there, dear. All over, really. - Yes?
Dinner is Served Madame Kasbekar
Oh, I'm very sorry, dear. It's my medicine.
I get it. I just... don't wanna hug you or anything.
God...!
So can divorce
Well, I’ll put on a chicken!! Bock bock!!
- Not just yet. - That's cool. It's a guy thing.
I’ll think about it.
Not exactly
Yes! Calls from Detroit, Cleveland, Chicago, Los Angeles...
Bye.
My life as daddy day care….
"Effie, Brace yourself."
We've been trying to work them out for 14 years.
I hope you don't mind me being a tad rude, but...
- Did you have fun in school? - I painted a picture of a rainbow.
You will have supervised visitation rights every Saturday.
Tell me, dear. What was so horrible about this man you lived with for 14 years?
Well, I hope the dear lady's all right.
Mr Dunmeyer's come by to look over your sketches.
Doubtfire, dear. Mrs Doubtfire.
Natural, healthy
My marriage is not ending. It's just on hiatus.
Accent's a little kind of...muddled. Really? So is your tan.
Laura, that shipment has been delayed three times.
Uh oh stinky I just farted!
Hope you have somethin' nice and warm to go home to.
Thank you.
one of the most honorable creatures in all of literature.
Oliver & Company 1988
Don't be messy.
- Take care of her. - OK.
Bit of the old cunning linguistics? Hm?
I can't live without air, and I can't live without them.
What can I say? The guy's a loser.
We're in the middle of Charlotte's Web. Who's gonna finish it?
Hoo Hah Boy
Euphegenia Doubtfire.
I found the best way to keep from smoking again is to be around those who do smoke.
- Well, I look forward to meeting you. - Oh, lovely, dear. Me, too.
- It was the drink that killed him. - How awful.
Thank you very much for humoring an old lady.
Fan-bloody-tastic.