Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Oh, he's choking. He's choking!

When you are at your wits end with planning your vacation

More like a habitat

- Are you offering? - Not any more.

As you can see, I can't stay with you, dear. I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix.

- For what? - For making my mom so happy.

What can I say, John? The guy’s a loser.

I thought I saw Clint Eastwood

- Are my children ready yet? - No, our children are not ready yet...

Oh, films! Will I be introducing these movies on air?

When training class be like...

- I told her he doesn't even have a sister. - Mrs Sellner's probably mistaken.

OK, everyone. Let's pray.

Fanbloodytastic

I don't think I have the strength

There. You see? I agree.

I'm here, guys.

Thanks to this new Amish home study course, I’m doing quite well

Shouldn't we wait for Mrs Doubtfire?

And I just... They mean everything to me. And they need me as much as I need them.

be proactive like Mrs. Doubtfire and do your #8pmroutine!

Oh, I got to help myself! Can't go on! I'm goin' extinct!

Laila, get back in your cell don't make me get the hose!

You're home a little early. I was gonna clean it all up before you got home.

And besides, how could he replace you?

Well, I didn't make it myself. I cooked it. I sliced it.

I like 'em light and woody.

- And I have to clean up! - It's not toxic waste, just a few party plates!

Today we'll be talking about dinosaurs.

Let me show you to the conference room.

So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.

Dinner is served.

You just sat there in that courtroom and let that judge pass that despicable sentence.

But look at this nice thing we have here.

- It was lovely to meet you. - You too, dear.

THAT RYAN REYNOLDS HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN

Yeah Shut Up Joel You know the rules

And if they don't,

Good waste of juice.

Can we talk? Over dinner, maybe?

I mean... Did you ever say anything to him, dear?

Christmas Cookies

We have a wonderful show today.

- I feel like Gloria Swanson. - You look like her mother.

- You chose the career. - I have no choices here. I have no choices!

Older Miley older

Do you have change?

Venmo is on the way dear!

- I think that's pretty harmless. Don't you? - Absolutely not, dear.

Stuart Dunmeyer?

I'll be right there, Mrs Sellner!

I’ll think about it

Nonsmoking, please.

Are your kids well-behaved, or do they need, like, a few light slams every now and then?

Supervised, sir?

But god broke the mold when he made you !

Just shake them off, like a dog.

If I find the misogynistic bastard that invented publicly traded partnerships, I'll kill him.

- About Mommy? - I'll try. I really will.

Pete Davidson gets ready to move in for the kill…

- What did you do? - I painted a picture of a bunny.

it wasen't lovely to meet you grandma mrs sellner you old retired slappy granny! (slaps face) ow! and it wasen't nice to meet you with an odd ruoiyk face onk mask on dear! with cake cream!

Well, tomorrow we'll have Frank, who is a make-up artist.

- Are you wearing bug spray? - Nattie!

I'm also holding down a job as a shipping clerk. So I believe I met your requirements.

Listen, I would do anything. I just want to be with them. I know I need that, sir.

- How about a drink? - Sure. I'll have what he's having.

Kids say the darndest things

The whole time?!

I can't take it orally, dear. I'll be right back.

This is certainly a rough meeting. It's not going very well for me.

- Good evening, Mr Lundy. - Good evening.

- Shall we tell them where we'll be tomorrow? - Yeah. They wanna know.

Yes. Won't you please come in?

Me being interviewed for the job

Scare the children?

We only get to come here once a week. That's not very much.

- Yes. Excuse me. - Certainly.

Cos if she finds out, I'll only be able to see you through plate glass. OK?

- Bridges? - Yes! Bridges.

"Dear Mrs Doubtfire - Two months ago my mom and dad decided to separate. "

When did he... pass on?

The piss part is true? The piss part is true??

- Put them on and let's get out of here. - OK, Mom.

But today you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

Don't make me smack you, sweetheart.

It's a name. It's short for Stuart.

Fan bloody Tastic

Did you ever wish that you could freeze-frame a single moment in your day,

- So what about that history test? - Don't ask.

He’s a she, he’s a he she

Well, I do voices.

What can I do for you?

When my kid cries, “I can’t read!”

- Shouldn't you cover your shoulders? - No! I'm fine.

I like that Mediterranean look in women.

Elastic bands were flying out everywhere. Hit you in the face.

I don't do Apples I don't do Windows

And I'm becoming a new man and a model father!

Mrs Doubtflier, I've got a letter from Katie...

- No shit! - Watch your mouth, young man!

- Mrs Doubtfire, you look wonderful. - Thank you.

...because you are an hour early and you were late dropping them off.

This guy used to put me to sleep when I was a kid. It's amazing.

I don't mean to criticize. I just...

help is on the way!

- I miss her spaghetti. - I miss her jokes.

You remind me of someone

We have a history.

- Go ahead. Ask her. - I'll go ask her.

But I was more disciplined then. I always put my studies ahead of my athletics.

I can't lie to you. It's beautiful with him.

GOD MADE ME ONE OF A KIND.

Lets go in for the kill

- Are you sure? - Oh, definitely!

Do you know what language they speak in England?

- All right, dear. - Here's one on the cheek.

and made it "an environment fit for children". Those are your words.

- Stu has invited you and the kids to join us. - Oh, how lovely! One big, happy family.

Help is on the way!

Well, that's all for today. Bye-bye.

"DWF seeks WWM with BMW, into light B&D"?

Fan-bloody-tastic

Help is on the way!

- He just wanted to come and meet the kids. - Oh, did he?

Don't be afraid. I'll be right there. Danny!

What can I say? The guy’s a loser.

What do you mean “you do voices”?

Oh, honey, I don't want Mommy to die.