Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Put them on and let's get out of here. - OK, Mom.

Me being interviewed for the job

- I feel like Gloria Swanson. - You look like her mother.

And I just... They mean everything to me. And they need me as much as I need them.

- So what about that history test? - Don't ask.

OK, everyone. Let's pray.

- Yes. Excuse me. - Certainly.

Fan bloody Tastic

Oh, films! Will I be introducing these movies on air?

Do you know what language they speak in England?

- About Mommy? - I'll try. I really will.

- Good evening, Mr Lundy. - Good evening.

Pete Davidson gets ready to move in for the kill…

help is on the way!

Just shake them off, like a dog.

Older Miley older

Good waste of juice.

"DWF seeks WWM with BMW, into light B&D"?

- Are you sure? - Oh, definitely!

be proactive like Mrs. Doubtfire and do your #8pmroutine!

The whole time?!

- All right, dear. - Here's one on the cheek.

But today you have proven me wrong. Thank you.

I don't do Apples I don't do Windows

He’s a she, he’s a he she

We only get to come here once a week. That's not very much.

Yes. Won't you please come in?

There. You see? I agree.

And I'm becoming a new man and a model father!

- Bridges? - Yes! Bridges.

- It was lovely to meet you. - You too, dear.

- Stu has invited you and the kids to join us. - Oh, how lovely! One big, happy family.

Fanbloodytastic

- I told her he doesn't even have a sister. - Mrs Sellner's probably mistaken.

When training class be like...

Supervised, sir?

Oh, honey, I don't want Mommy to die.

- Are my children ready yet? - No, our children are not ready yet...

Help is on the way!

Well, that's all for today. Bye-bye.

I don't mean to criticize. I just...

But I was more disciplined then. I always put my studies ahead of my athletics.

You're home a little early. I was gonna clean it all up before you got home.

Lets go in for the kill

I mean... Did you ever say anything to him, dear?

- Go ahead. Ask her. - I'll go ask her.

- Are you offering? - Not any more.

What can I say, John? The guy’s a loser.

Oh, he's choking. He's choking!

- For what? - For making my mom so happy.

Thanks to this new Amish home study course, I’m doing quite well

- Are you wearing bug spray? - Nattie!

...because you are an hour early and you were late dropping them off.

- No shit! - Watch your mouth, young man!

Well, tomorrow we'll have Frank, who is a make-up artist.

Elastic bands were flying out everywhere. Hit you in the face.

You just sat there in that courtroom and let that judge pass that despicable sentence.

and made it "an environment fit for children". Those are your words.

And besides, how could he replace you?

More like a habitat

Scare the children?

Do you have change?

Stuart Dunmeyer?

We have a history.

Fan-bloody-tastic

Laila, get back in your cell don't make me get the hose!

Yeah Shut Up Joel You know the rules

- I miss her spaghetti. - I miss her jokes.

Kids say the darndest things

Shouldn't we wait for Mrs Doubtfire?

So it was quite literally the drink that killed him.

The piss part is true? The piss part is true??

Let me show you to the conference room.

- And I have to clean up! - It's not toxic waste, just a few party plates!

What can I say? The guy’s a loser.

I'll be right there, Mrs Sellner!

This guy used to put me to sleep when I was a kid. It's amazing.

- He just wanted to come and meet the kids. - Oh, did he?

Help is on the way!

Can we talk? Over dinner, maybe?

Today we'll be talking about dinosaurs.

Well, I didn't make it myself. I cooked it. I sliced it.

Well, I do voices.

I can't lie to you. It's beautiful with him.

Cos if she finds out, I'll only be able to see you through plate glass. OK?

Listen, I would do anything. I just want to be with them. I know I need that, sir.

You remind me of someone

We have a wonderful show today.

When you are at your wits end with planning your vacation

When my kid cries, “I can’t read!”

Don't be afraid. I'll be right there. Danny!

Christmas Cookies

But god broke the mold when he made you !

I can't take it orally, dear. I'll be right back.

Venmo is on the way dear!

- What did you do? - I painted a picture of a bunny.

I like that Mediterranean look in women.

- Mrs Doubtfire, you look wonderful. - Thank you.

What can I do for you?

GOD MADE ME ONE OF A KIND.

I'm here, guys.

This is certainly a rough meeting. It's not going very well for me.

I don't think I have the strength

I’ll think about it

- I think that's pretty harmless. Don't you? - Absolutely not, dear.

When did he... pass on?

it wasen't lovely to meet you grandma mrs sellner you old retired slappy granny! (slaps face) ow! and it wasen't nice to meet you with an odd ruoiyk face onk mask on dear! with cake cream!

Are your kids well-behaved, or do they need, like, a few light slams every now and then?

What do you mean “you do voices”?

- Shouldn't you cover your shoulders? - No! I'm fine.

Mrs Doubtflier, I've got a letter from Katie...

- Shall we tell them where we'll be tomorrow? - Yeah. They wanna know.

If I find the misogynistic bastard that invented publicly traded partnerships, I'll kill him.

As you can see, I can't stay with you, dear. I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix.

- You chose the career. - I have no choices here. I have no choices!

- How about a drink? - Sure. I'll have what he's having.

I like 'em light and woody.

It's a name. It's short for Stuart.

But look at this nice thing we have here.

And if they don't,

Did you ever wish that you could freeze-frame a single moment in your day,

Nonsmoking, please.

I'm also holding down a job as a shipping clerk. So I believe I met your requirements.

Don't make me smack you, sweetheart.

"Dear Mrs Doubtfire - Two months ago my mom and dad decided to separate. "

Oh, I got to help myself! Can't go on! I'm goin' extinct!

I thought I saw Clint Eastwood

THAT RYAN REYNOLDS HE IS SUCH A STUD MUFFIN