Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend?

- In a band? - I just wanna know one thing.

- Miranda. - Stu!

Now, we're going to go

we also realize, perhaps now more than ever, that it is not in a child's best interest

After email and mail 'em? You share 'em... Lots of luck smart a**

Fine bloody tastic

- It was lovely to have met you! - Lovely to meet you.

You're the man of the house now.

- Daniel, hi. - Could you make me a woman?

Why don't you guys go on upstairs? I'll be up in a minute.

- Little Jack Horny? The horizontal mambo? - Mrs Doubtfire...

Housekeeper? Why do you need a housekeeper?

THEY’RE BIASED. THAT’S A MISTRIAL.

It was our junior year in college, and your mother got asked to design this big float.

Fine. You Ask My Opinion, Then Don't Take It

That's Smythe, not Smith, dear.

- Mr Lundy. - Oh, hi.

- Sure. - Good.

Fan - bloody - tastic

You remind me of someone

Are your kids well behaved Or do they need like a few light slams every now and then

Nothing further, Your Honor.

- What's France like? - Very beautiful.

- What was the matter with Winston? - Oh, dear.

- I'm giving you three months, Mr Hillard. - Thank you.

You don't have to play down to 'em, just play to 'em.

- Who was your previous employer? - I was in a band. Severe Tyre Damage.

- Are you sure? - Just remember, pain is beauty.

- They're very upset with me right now. - Probably the divorce.

This lovely Dances With Wolves motif. What's your Indian name: Shops With A Fist?

About me getting my new job? - I'll try. I really will.

- Can't you do something? - He's made his decision.

Brittney! Whassup!!

- We could cross over to the news. - Would you excuse me for a moment?

Me at the interview

- Good! How about you, Mrs Doubtfire? - Oh, you wicked, wicked man!

Kids say the darndest things.

Well, at first, nothing.

Sometimes you got to Shake them off like a dog

And the only thing I know in my heart is that the children were happier

With the court liaison. Mrs Sellner.

Actually Monday

Havin’ A Birthday in Da House!

I must tell you, a little light cooking is required.

John Paul, do you consider yourself good at golf video games?

I feel like I've known you for years.

I don't think he's in the Navy, the way she's saying she misses him. It's like he's nearby.

They're My kids too

Go pump some neurons.

Look, Nattie. That's called liposuction.

Thanks for the time, Wardlow.

You don't really like wearin' that stuff, do you?

I don't wanna do any more "who did what to whom".

I am not a crook.

I'm calling in regards to the ad I read in the paper.

Help is on the way Esmae

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

- Very mad! - Tell people about it.

Eliminate the Oriental rug. Let's try an Aubusson carpet.

Fine, I’ll just get the frock out of here

What can I say? The guy's a loser.

- Excuse me. You Tony? - That's me.

Are your Astros well behaved or do they need a couple light slams every now and then?

Gregory, Henderson, and Hillard. Miranda Hillard please.

But this Tyrannosaurus rex

It's OK, Dad. Thanks.

Help us! Somebody help! He's choking! Help us!

Me: Hello, my name is - Hollywood:

And your little speech seemed to be very heartfelt and genuine.

No meat, big feet

I'm going to respond myself. I'm awfully sorry about this.

Red is the traditional color for streetwalkers.

Help is on the way dear! Help is on the way!

Ah, this must be the famous Mrs Doubtfire.

- Relax. I'll be out in a minute. - Thank you! Great.

Look at this place! It looks wonderful! All spick-and-span.

And old. I wore that to my aunt's funeral in 1976.

Can't you just tell Mom you're sorry?

Fine bloody tastic

I would say go to the bathroom before we go, but I don't think that's a good idea.

- Hi, Evelyn. Thanks for the jam. - She says you're welcome.

OK, take a deep breath. Instant eye lift.

That’s the most revolting Thing I’ve ever seen.

When I’m asked to do Halloween makeup.

- Isn't it gorgeous! - Is it real?

You just tell me what to do.

Does she have a lady friend for me?

It doesn't look good.

I like that Mediterranean look in women.

Honey, I'm so happy!

- Yes. - Oh, that's so sad.

You got it. Coming right your way, dear!

I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them?

I'm gonna cancel it. It's pullin' down the whole afternoon schedule. It's gone.

- Make mine not spicy. I'm allergic to pepper. - Certainly, sir.

Let me show ya where the front is.

She smells funny, too.

Once the father of your children is out of the picture,

If I find the misogynistic bastard that invented all-hands calls, I'll kill him.

WE'RE HIS GOD DAMN KIDS TOO

Hey it's the 90s!

I always say: The key to a solid marriage is laughter.

You remind me of someone.

I don’t do electricity

- He wants to make it into a $500-a-night B&B. - Yes, I read about it.

I know it seems like a lot, but for me it's not enough. Really.

Miss Robeson, do you have any closing remarks?

That's my rule. I hope it's not too harsh for you, dear.

Danny boy, where are ya?

- Two, please! - Tea, sugar, hot water.

That’s the most revolting thing I’ve ever seen

No more supervised visits. No more court liaison.

- This is all I need. - Why can't Dad do it?

Did you have fun?

Oh, yeah. It's a busy life, Ma. Places to go, faces to paint.

- Odd. She's never mentioned you. - No?

- They'd be entertained and get information. - That's kinda my theory.

Well, let's take a vacation with the kids, as a family. Get you away from work.

What do you mean, you do choices?

There is something that i wanted to say one thing. What?

- Oh, I'd love to, dear. - Wonderful.

- It's a full house. - Some cards don't live at home any more.

Everyone else I knew was so organized, so scheduled.

That's disgusting! That's disgusting!

- Bye-bye. - Ta-ta.

In regards to my behavior,

Hey, boss, give her a chance. She's gonna loosen up any moment.

Oh dear! it was all conceived back in '93! Who done it? Any doubts?

Hello! What do you have for me today?

No! My lungs are blackened!

FINE. YOU ASK FOR MY OPINION THEN DONT TAKE IT.

When I hear one of the other techs struggling in the back ...

It's... It's so hard.

Oh, good! Cos I don't want to jump-start ya.

Purell Wipes are on the Way, Dear!

Natural. Healthy.

It's A Dinosaurus Line!

I wouldn't miss that for the world! Should be smashing good fun!

- Diarrhoea for ever? - And your body dries up and you die.

We've just had our first home-cooked meal. I'm domestic now, huh?

Are your kids well-behaved, or do they need, like, a few light slams every now and then?