Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

It's OK, Dad. Thanks.

Fine bloody tastic

- Relax. I'll be out in a minute. - Thank you! Great.

- In a band? - I just wanna know one thing.

I don't wanna do any more "who did what to whom".

- They'd be entertained and get information. - That's kinda my theory.

- Oh, I'd love to, dear. - Wonderful.

Me at the interview

But this Tyrannosaurus rex

I'm going to respond myself. I'm awfully sorry about this.

I always say: The key to a solid marriage is laughter.

- This is all I need. - Why can't Dad do it?

With the court liaison. Mrs Sellner.

- Yes. - Oh, that's so sad.

About me getting my new job? - I'll try. I really will.

That’s the most revolting thing I’ve ever seen

Purell Wipes are on the Way, Dear!

You remind me of someone

Kids say the darndest things.

Ah, this must be the famous Mrs Doubtfire.

Are your kids well behaved Or do they need like a few light slams every now and then

Are your Astros well behaved or do they need a couple light slams every now and then?

WE'RE HIS GOD DAMN KIDS TOO

What can I say? The guy's a loser.

- We could cross over to the news. - Would you excuse me for a moment?

Everyone else I knew was so organized, so scheduled.

This lovely Dances With Wolves motif. What's your Indian name: Shops With A Fist?

Fine bloody tastic

You're the man of the house now.

Hey, boss, give her a chance. She's gonna loosen up any moment.

We've just had our first home-cooked meal. I'm domestic now, huh?

- Miranda. - Stu!

Look, Nattie. That's called liposuction.

- I'm giving you three months, Mr Hillard. - Thank you.

FINE. YOU ASK FOR MY OPINION THEN DONT TAKE IT.

- Who was your previous employer? - I was in a band. Severe Tyre Damage.

Hello! What do you have for me today?

Hey it's the 90s!

That’s the most revolting Thing I’ve ever seen.

I don’t do electricity

And old. I wore that to my aunt's funeral in 1976.

- Diarrhoea for ever? - And your body dries up and you die.

- Sure. - Good.

Red is the traditional color for streetwalkers.

Nothing further, Your Honor.

I wouldn't miss that for the world! Should be smashing good fun!

Fan - bloody - tastic

Natural. Healthy.

Why don't you guys go on upstairs? I'll be up in a minute.

Help is on the way Esmae

In regards to my behavior,

Gregory, Henderson, and Hillard. Miranda Hillard please.

When I’m asked to do Halloween makeup.

Oh, yeah. It's a busy life, Ma. Places to go, faces to paint.

Well, at first, nothing.

And the only thing I know in my heart is that the children were happier

- Can't you do something? - He's made his decision.

- Bye-bye. - Ta-ta.

Fine, I’ll just get the frock out of here

- It was lovely to have met you! - Lovely to meet you.

Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free?

Me: Hello, my name is - Hollywood:

Does she have a lady friend for me?

Can't you just tell Mom you're sorry?

Oh dear! it was all conceived back in '93! Who done it? Any doubts?

I'm calling in regards to the ad I read in the paper.

You remind me of someone.

Havin’ A Birthday in Da House!

- Very mad! - Tell people about it.

THEY’RE BIASED. THAT’S A MISTRIAL.

Look at this place! It looks wonderful! All spick-and-span.

Once the father of your children is out of the picture,

Miss Robeson, do you have any closing remarks?

- Are you sure? - Just remember, pain is beauty.

There is something that i wanted to say one thing. What?

It was our junior year in college, and your mother got asked to design this big float.

- They're very upset with me right now. - Probably the divorce.

Actually Monday

Does your girlfriend have a girlfriend?

They're My kids too

- Good! How about you, Mrs Doubtfire? - Oh, you wicked, wicked man!

I would say go to the bathroom before we go, but I don't think that's a good idea.

- Make mine not spicy. I'm allergic to pepper. - Certainly, sir.

It's A Dinosaurus Line!

I am not a crook.

we also realize, perhaps now more than ever, that it is not in a child's best interest

- Little Jack Horny? The horizontal mambo? - Mrs Doubtfire...

- Hi, Evelyn. Thanks for the jam. - She says you're welcome.

After email and mail 'em? You share 'em... Lots of luck smart a**

That's my rule. I hope it's not too harsh for you, dear.

Brittney! Whassup!!

When I hear one of the other techs struggling in the back ...

I know it seems like a lot, but for me it's not enough. Really.

- Odd. She's never mentioned you. - No?

And your little speech seemed to be very heartfelt and genuine.

Danny boy, where are ya?

Are your kids well-behaved, or do they need, like, a few light slams every now and then?

- Two, please! - Tea, sugar, hot water.

John Paul, do you consider yourself good at golf video games?

- He wants to make it into a $500-a-night B&B. - Yes, I read about it.

Well, let's take a vacation with the kids, as a family. Get you away from work.

I feel like I've known you for years.

It's... It's so hard.

No more supervised visits. No more court liaison.

OK, take a deep breath. Instant eye lift.

Go pump some neurons.

What do you mean, you do choices?

- Daniel, hi. - Could you make me a woman?

Oh, good! Cos I don't want to jump-start ya.

Help is on the way dear! Help is on the way!

- What was the matter with Winston? - Oh, dear.

Honey, I'm so happy!

No! My lungs are blackened!

Sometimes you got to Shake them off like a dog

- Mr Lundy. - Oh, hi.

- It's a full house. - Some cards don't live at home any more.

- What's France like? - Very beautiful.

You just tell me what to do.

I saw it! Some angry member of the kitchen staff. Did you not tip them?

Let me show ya where the front is.

- Excuse me. You Tony? - That's me.

You got it. Coming right your way, dear!

I don't think he's in the Navy, the way she's saying she misses him. It's like he's nearby.

Help us! Somebody help! He's choking! Help us!

Eliminate the Oriental rug. Let's try an Aubusson carpet.

Thanks for the time, Wardlow.

Fine. You Ask My Opinion, Then Don't Take It

That's disgusting! That's disgusting!

- Isn't it gorgeous! - Is it real?

I'm gonna cancel it. It's pullin' down the whole afternoon schedule. It's gone.

Now, we're going to go

She smells funny, too.

That's Smythe, not Smith, dear.

You don't have to play down to 'em, just play to 'em.

You don't really like wearin' that stuff, do you?

I must tell you, a little light cooking is required.

It doesn't look good.

I like that Mediterranean look in women.

No meat, big feet

If I find the misogynistic bastard that invented all-hands calls, I'll kill him.

Housekeeper? Why do you need a housekeeper?

Did you have fun?