Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

She’s a he she!??

He was quite fond of the drink.

the most revolting thing

As I hold this cold meat, I'm reminded of Winston. God rest his soul.

You can wear that Or feed a small country

I think we have to go to the next level.. Latex.

Ahead of schedule.

- That's amazing. - Stunning.

No, I'm sorry. He hasn't arrived yet.

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille.

Police! Civic authorities! ASPCA! ASAP!

- Shall we start? - Yes. Let's start. I don't want it to get cold.

"My brother Andrew says that we aren't a real family any more. Is this true?"

Mine, too! Maybe I could read it to you - if I get the position.

Miranda. What a pleasant surprise to see you home so early, dear.

OK, gimme five.

Let's see. I'll have the poached salmon.

- Sometimes I have... - Criticize all you want. Show's terrible.

- Your mom. - She's fine.

What can I say Jake? The guys a loser

- Dad? - Yeah, honey.

It's just... I'm still kind of messed-up. About everything.

I'm being blunt as a spoon, aren't I?

But not in your case, cos I see that you're a strapping lad, aren't ya?

Well, yes. Look. This is the gift that Stu gave me for my birthday.

Euphegenia Doubtfire, dear. I specialize in the education and entertainment of children.

This would scare the children?

It was Daniel's spontaneity and energy I fell in love with.

- Is everything all right, ma'am? - Fan-bloody-tastic.

- You came from England? - It's a wonderful country.

Some children live with their uncle or aunt.

and the bird-like

Oh, that's mine, dear. I'm a messy house guest.

diarehha Forever???

Iris talking to her father

- I'm sorry. You're right. - No harm done.

Rushing? Well, you could have been a little bit faster, dear.

A girl I used to date. She's a waitress.

No meat Big feet

I just mean I understand the pain you're all going through.

I hope he had protection, hitting the water at that speed.

I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix

Which one's the dinosaur?

- She brought out the best in you. - And you.

They'll swallow anything. You've got to be ready to pop it out.

And despite his mountains of faults, dear,

Dinner is served madam

Oh, but he was a good man, though, really.

It just didn't work out.

You dog!!! You scallywag!!!

I was just worried my coming in here might scare you off the project.

I grew quite attached to them after 15 years, but they grew up, as children tend to.

She's a he, he's a she he...

I was thinking a 17th-century grand piano...

You've got to give your divorce time.

And you'll have a family in your heart forever.

- Is your ticker all right? - Topnotch.

He was probably a Casanova compared to poor old Winston.

You gotta personalize it. Make it fun. If it's something you'd enjoy, they'd enjoy it.

- More pink than red. - Good idea.

- Come along, Nattie. - Hello, darling!

I'll get them, sir. Don't worry.

- The restaurant Bridges? - Friday at seven.

- Doubtfire. - I beg your pardon?

You ate my begonias!

- A party? - Yes!

Dear, can you help me with something? I found this outside.

Oh, it reeks of taste... isn't this lovely, dear

Watch your mouth, young man!

Jeez, you're big for a lady. You could play for the 49ers.

We can't. We're a family. You know?

Why am I the only one that feels there has to be rules?

Well, I'll put on a chicken.

I took the liberty of ordering you another flake shake. Bully!

You cooked? Yes. I cook, I bake, I sew...

Daniel Hillard, former employee.

Bit of a going-down payment, huh?

Help is on the way!

- God bless you. - We'll have to do the entire face.

Stew is on the way dear!

You can't get heatstroke twice in the same year.

diarrhea loose, watery bowel movements

But look at you!

I'm placing an ad for a housekeeper.

Miranda Hillarrrrd? Mmmmmmmhmmmmmm

Danny boy, where are ya?

- Miranda Hillard? - The woman I'm seeing.

Three times a day!!! With a bowl of buttered popcorn!!!!

You do that. Call me back.

- I'll have to get back to you. - Wow!

She's got a power tool in the bedroom dear It's her personal jackhammer

Dear, I don't think it's appropriate to argue with your mother in front of a stranger.

- Here's my résumé. - Oh. Thank you.

But the kids...

Diarrhea forever

- That's not true! - It was like Jaws.

A fella gives a gift like that, he wants more than a piece of her heart, eh?

Dinner is served madam

And for them, I did housecleaning, cooking, and took care of their four glorious children.

wake up and smell the coffee dear

It'll be OK. How do you like it?

Take my advice: Don't cancel.

- I don't know what's happening. - What is it, dear?

As your court liaison, I will be looking at two things.

That's not enough.

it is the court's ruling to award sole custody to Mrs Hillard.

What can I say? The guy's a loser. I'll see ya.

Where the hell have you been? I ordered you another Scotch.

before you verbally bash their father. Hm?

But after all that Milk I had to piss like a race horse

"She kissed Stuart and thanked him. "

Doing your homework. How great!

They may not see each other for days, weeks, months or even years at a time.

- It's right in here. - What a lovely home you have.

- Who needs a husband when I've got you? - Surely you don't mean that, dear?

You know, some parents get along much better when they don't live together.

Our problems would be waiting for us when we got back.

- I was angry. - Oh, God.