Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- I was angry. - Oh, God.

But not in your case, cos I see that you're a strapping lad, aren't ya?

I was thinking a 17th-century grand piano...

wake up and smell the coffee dear

- The restaurant Bridges? - Friday at seven.

Miranda. What a pleasant surprise to see you home so early, dear.

- Miranda Hillard? - The woman I'm seeing.

She's a he, he's a she he...

- I'm sorry. You're right. - No harm done.

I grew quite attached to them after 15 years, but they grew up, as children tend to.

Bit of a going-down payment, huh?

Which one's the dinosaur?

And despite his mountains of faults, dear,

- A party? - Yes!

It'll be OK. How do you like it?

You ate my begonias!

You do that. Call me back.

Help is on the way!

Let's see. I'll have the poached salmon.

As your court liaison, I will be looking at two things.

- God bless you. - We'll have to do the entire face.

Dinner is served madam

I was just worried my coming in here might scare you off the project.

But after all that Milk I had to piss like a race horse

Well, yes. Look. This is the gift that Stu gave me for my birthday.

- Sometimes I have... - Criticize all you want. Show's terrible.

- Your mom. - She's fine.

Police! Civic authorities! ASPCA! ASAP!

I hope he had protection, hitting the water at that speed.

- Is everything all right, ma'am? - Fan-bloody-tastic.

She's got a power tool in the bedroom dear It's her personal jackhammer

- It's right in here. - What a lovely home you have.

Miranda Hillarrrrd? Mmmmmmmhmmmmmm

"My brother Andrew says that we aren't a real family any more. Is this true?"

I'm being blunt as a spoon, aren't I?

Three times a day!!! With a bowl of buttered popcorn!!!!

Our problems would be waiting for us when we got back.

A fella gives a gift like that, he wants more than a piece of her heart, eh?

You know, some parents get along much better when they don't live together.

- That's not true! - It was like Jaws.

Ahead of schedule.

I'll get them, sir. Don't worry.

before you verbally bash their father. Hm?

Some children live with their uncle or aunt.

You dog!!! You scallywag!!!

Dear, I don't think it's appropriate to argue with your mother in front of a stranger.

- Who needs a husband when I've got you? - Surely you don't mean that, dear?

It just didn't work out.

- Shall we start? - Yes. Let's start. I don't want it to get cold.

No meat Big feet

That's not enough.

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille.

What can I say? The guy's a loser. I'll see ya.

Doing your homework. How great!

Mine, too! Maybe I could read it to you - if I get the position.

Danny boy, where are ya?

- Doubtfire. - I beg your pardon?

OK, gimme five.

the most revolting thing

We can't. We're a family. You know?

- Is your ticker all right? - Topnotch.

- I don't know what's happening. - What is it, dear?

And for them, I did housecleaning, cooking, and took care of their four glorious children.

No, I'm sorry. He hasn't arrived yet.

I just mean I understand the pain you're all going through.

Rushing? Well, you could have been a little bit faster, dear.

Oh, that's mine, dear. I'm a messy house guest.

She’s a he she!??

Oh, but he was a good man, though, really.

Dinner is served madam

I'm melting like a snow cone in Phoenix

"She kissed Stuart and thanked him. "

Iris talking to her father

As I hold this cold meat, I'm reminded of Winston. God rest his soul.

I'm placing an ad for a housekeeper.

it is the court's ruling to award sole custody to Mrs Hillard.

He was probably a Casanova compared to poor old Winston.

Euphegenia Doubtfire, dear. I specialize in the education and entertainment of children.

- She brought out the best in you. - And you.

diarrhea loose, watery bowel movements

Well, I'll put on a chicken.

Where the hell have you been? I ordered you another Scotch.

diarehha Forever???

Why am I the only one that feels there has to be rules?

You can wear that Or feed a small country

Daniel Hillard, former employee.

- I'll have to get back to you. - Wow!

They may not see each other for days, weeks, months or even years at a time.

- Here's my résumé. - Oh. Thank you.

It's just... I'm still kind of messed-up. About everything.

I took the liberty of ordering you another flake shake. Bully!

- Come along, Nattie. - Hello, darling!

What can I say Jake? The guys a loser

He was quite fond of the drink.

They'll swallow anything. You've got to be ready to pop it out.

You can't get heatstroke twice in the same year.

Stew is on the way dear!

- More pink than red. - Good idea.

This would scare the children?

It was Daniel's spontaneity and energy I fell in love with.

Dear, can you help me with something? I found this outside.

- That's amazing. - Stunning.

But look at you!

Diarrhea forever

Take my advice: Don't cancel.

- Dad? - Yeah, honey.

But the kids...

You cooked? Yes. I cook, I bake, I sew...

I think we have to go to the next level.. Latex.

Jeez, you're big for a lady. You could play for the 49ers.

- You came from England? - It's a wonderful country.

And you'll have a family in your heart forever.

You've got to give your divorce time.

Watch your mouth, young man!

You gotta personalize it. Make it fun. If it's something you'd enjoy, they'd enjoy it.

and the bird-like

A girl I used to date. She's a waitress.

Oh, it reeks of taste... isn't this lovely, dear