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I spend too much time with you, Daniel. It's over!
Oh, no. Just go. Leave me here. I'll just sit in the sun and crisp.
It’s over!
Ryan's on the way!
I need to be with my children, and I'll do anything to do that.
How long after Mr Doubtfire passed away...
Mayday!
It's OK.
We sure did.
Give me a second chance. OK? Let me take the kids after school.
- Dad? - Daddy!
- Anything in May? - Not a thing.
I know what you're going for with these murals, but perhaps if they weren't so large.
Be careful with this one She’s a fragile mug
This isn't fair, Mom. Why do we need a housekeeper anyway?
So what do you want me to do?
Hey, it’s the ‘90s.
Ooh, my little ankle-biters.
do you consider yourself humorous?
OK.
I do a great impression of a hot dog.
They're doin' it! I'm sittin' on a gold mine!
Oh, shit!
oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah feel it and just breathe oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah. oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah oh ho ho yeah.
I don't work with the douches, cuz I used to be one
I've been through some really interesting changes!
Are we close?
- Actors. - What? Let's ask the technicians.
- I'd go with the short, black one. - Yeah. It's the most fun.
Ready? OK.
- I have two girls and a boy. - Oh, a boy!
Anthony Whitman.
Oh! Wouldn't we all! I'll go get her.
- Sorry. - That's quite all right.
you are entitled to make a closing statement at this time.
Try it… just try it
I'll be right back. I just have to re-attach them with a little adhesive.
- What if you're married to one? - We're also responding to a noise violation.
- He's pissed already. - Mrs Doubtfire?
All right. Listen to me.
Really? Well, so is your tan!
Well, I’ll put on a chicken
Hello!
He's pissed already
How I feel when someone says they need to improve their health A Better L.IF.E
This is a cartoon, not a friggin' Oprah Winfrey Special.
Oh, my God!
Get out of my way!
Really? Well, not any more.
Yeah Ugh
Please welcome... James Browntosaurus!
watch your mouth young man.
Who could that be? And do we have enough time?
Oh, she did, huh?
He is such a studmuffin
It's over.
When you’re just trying to get wine drunk and your Aunt starts asking you when you’re gonna get married
39.
Cut!
She hasn't been in this good a mood since... I can't even remember.
Oh. I'm glad to hear that.
Look at that face. You remind me of Stuart Little,
Do you know Stuart little?
Let Your Sheets Cool Down Before You Bring Someone Else Into The Bed. All Right?"
Bully!
Could you make me a woman?
you sage! you scallywag!
Oy, it was such a shandeh.
A little drafty but... you know. It's nice.
Some live in separate homes and neighborhoods
Riley, get back in your silo! Don't make me get the hose!
That's the most revolting thing I've ever seen.
Oh, Dad...
I'm sorry. The position has been filled.
Don't we?
Your tummy looks different from my daddy's.
I bring home a cake and gifts. You bring the goddamn San Diego Zoo!
Much better mommies and daddies for you.
No.
Really?
Look, Daniel. I know it's gonna take a long time to get over all the fights and
I think you'll be very pleased with me!
Hey, listen, you know you can always stay with us just as long as you want.
- And one boy. - Oh, the little prince. How wonderful.
I need someone to be there when the children get home from school, to clean, start dinner...
I'll be right there with your tea!
- Accent's a little kind of... muddled. - Really? So is your tan.
- Do you know what that means, poppets? - Did you say "puppet"?
Miss Hillard? The operator has a Gloria Chaney on hold.
Not a single body that exists in nature. Look at that.
And I know you're Mr Health. Bless you for putting yourself in harm's way.
They're my Goddamn Memories, too
I'll be right back.
Gentleman, start your engines
Fandaniel?
When I realize I have been Googling her Instagram every day for almost a month straight
I don’t know. I think this would scare the children.
Leyla, get back in your cell! Don't make me get the hose!
Hot jambalaya!
Smell the coffee
- Would you like to join us? - Oh. I thought I saw Clint Eastwood.
Hey, Dan!
Coming up toward the very end. There she goes. And she wins that race.
- Could you tell me your name? - My name?
This is beyond obsession.
I'll think about it.
I'm his sister.
OK. Pinch of basil.
And we can't tell Nattie, cos she'll blow my cover.
Excuse me, but isn't it customary for the jailbird to get one telephone call?
We've come to this planet looking for intelligent life- Oops! We made a mistake...
Hello Christopher
When I realize I've Googled Her Instagram Every Day for Almost Two Weeks In A Row
- Let's go say hi. - Let's do, please.
But I have some plaster.
No, really. I mean, I never held any grudges or anything. I just...
Please. I can't cancel. It's a huge opportunity.
Hey, just give me some time.
You sure do
- He's half man, half woman! - What?!
Yeah It’s most fun
the moment I looked at them, I was crazy about them.