Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

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that’s Smythe, not Smith dear

It's voice-over. An interior monologue. Maybe even the voice of God.

You have all the fun and I get whatever's left over.

Oh, How Lovely!

Coming right up, dear! Sugar - one lump or two, dear?

How is it? Oh, my God. It's clotted. Oh, God.

- Got your swimsuits? Wanna go for a dip? - That'd be great!

Bring him two doubles so he can catch up.

You know, grown-up problems...

He’s a she she’s a he he he she’s a she he

Ja, my name is llsa Himmelman. I want to know how many children do you have?

Your Honor, please.

Thank you, dear.

It's not working. I need to go older.

That’s the most revolting thing I've ever seen.

We’re his God damn kids too!

This hollandaise smells like burnt rubber.

It's so important to us that you be there. You're part of the family now.

Food is on the way, dearie!!

Three terrific kids, and I'm crazy about them. Especially little Natalie. Look at her.

If you like that handsome, rugged type.

- Bridges? - Yes.

It’s a pain in the padded ass!

Carpe Dentum Seize The Teeth

She’s a he, she’s a she he

Well, in the words of Porky Pig:

It was an accident waiting to happen, OK?

- Big girl! - Your sister is English?

- Tell him to purée the salmon, if you will. - Purée the salmon.

I can only see them now with supervision.

- What are you saying? - Daniel, the kids need you.

It's a work in progress and you're my brother. I will never let you be embarrassed.

And the idea of someone telling me I can't be with them, I can't see them every day...

LAYLA, GIT BACK IN YOUR CELL! DONT MAKE ME GET THE HOSE

Those who do not follow the schedule will be punished.

I don't know. Actually... Mrs Doubtfire!

- It's lovely to meet you. - Yeah, nice to meet you.

I'm not a therapist. I just see what I see.

Tone, this is Mr Lundy.

This is the nearest employment office. I took the liberty of making an appointment for you.

ABA therapists priming the client before session.

When trying to put on makeup with the babe while hubby is out...

The Cat in the Hat 2003

You don't have to be a psychic to sense that.

We always watch Dick Van Dyke.

And I refuse to further subject three innocent children

It's the same as always. We just have a really big backyard, OK?

Like me, I guess.

Once I held them, I was hooked.

BE BACK IN A FLUSH. ALRIGHT? MY TINY BLADDER.

- Do you know about England? - It's an island.

Do you ever look back at your day And think, "this is not real life"

You dog! You scallywag!

However, since at the present time Mr Hillard has no place to live and no employment,

Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy,

Marina! Whassup?

I would love for you to come and work with us.

Come at it from both sides. Together - up.

You're home early, girlfriend.

- I wanted to comment on the situation. - What situation?

No! (TURN BACK ON THE TV)

It's an island, dear. A glorious one.

Isn't there enough flesh here for you to feast your eyes on?

Hi, Anthony. Miss Loren wants to know if you wanted to talk about a piece of work.

- That's all right. - Sorry about my spray.

Sorry. Oh, forgive me.

- Oh. What a wonderful résumé. - Thank you, dear.

I'll show you to the door.

- A stripper? - Ooh, please!

George we'll just chop Marley up and throw her into a jet George we'll just put Marley on a remote and chuck her into an aquarium

is compensating for smaller genitals.

you can wear that or feed a small country.

What are you lookin' at? Show's over.

- Soccer? - Yes. You play soccer, too?

Fleeing-my-homeland kind of thing.

You're going to be all right.

This is how I felt yesterday because of the Humidity! As You can see I can't stay with you dear I'm melting like a snowcone in Phoenix.

There will be a continuance of these proceedings in 90 days.

Come on, Miranda. We've got problems, but who doesn't? We could work 'em out.

I used to be one

you sage! you scallywag

I think we have to go to the next level.

- Enough already. It's a man. - How would you know?

Come on, everybody get their coats.

So sad when that happens

OK. Well, let's go, kids. Swim time.

Yeah, everything.

I don't do laundry, I don't do windows, I don't do carpets...

Miranda! Whassup?

No kidding? You? The guy who's never having kids?

pov vos tratando de encontrar tu rutina de skincare

- OK, everybody. Are we ready to order? - Yes, I believe we are. Children, fire away.

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille.

Would you mind coming on an interview? Say, Monday night at 7:30?

oh, you wicked, wicked man!

It’s like someone saying I can’t have air

Take five million. You're dead.

Afternoon snacks have few civil liberties.

That's the most revolting thing

Look at this. Everything has its place and name tag.