Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

OK. Well, let's go, kids. Swim time.

you can wear that or feed a small country.

That's the most revolting thing

- A stripper? - Ooh, please!

When trying to put on makeup with the babe while hubby is out...

It’s like someone saying I can’t have air

BE BACK IN A FLUSH. ALRIGHT? MY TINY BLADDER.

No! (TURN BACK ON THE TV)

Fleeing-my-homeland kind of thing.

If you like that handsome, rugged type.

Your Honor, please.

- OK, everybody. Are we ready to order? - Yes, I believe we are. Children, fire away.

Tone, this is Mr Lundy.

He’s a she she’s a he he he she’s a she he

Isn't there enough flesh here for you to feast your eyes on?

- It's lovely to meet you. - Yeah, nice to meet you.

It’s a pain in the padded ass!

I would love for you to come and work with us.

You know, grown-up problems...

Yeah, everything.

Oh, How Lovely!

It's so important to us that you be there. You're part of the family now.

- I wanted to comment on the situation. - What situation?

There will be a continuance of these proceedings in 90 days.

- Do you know about England? - It's an island.

Would you mind coming on an interview? Say, Monday night at 7:30?

Coming right up, dear! Sugar - one lump or two, dear?

Ja, my name is llsa Himmelman. I want to know how many children do you have?

Like me, I guess.

Hi, Anthony. Miss Loren wants to know if you wanted to talk about a piece of work.

Come on, Miranda. We've got problems, but who doesn't? We could work 'em out.

I'm not a therapist. I just see what I see.

And the idea of someone telling me I can't be with them, I can't see them every day...

Carpe Dentum Seize The Teeth

What are you lookin' at? Show's over.

Come at it from both sides. Together - up.

We always watch Dick Van Dyke.

George we'll just chop Marley up and throw her into a jet George we'll just put Marley on a remote and chuck her into an aquarium

Take five million. You're dead.

You're home early, girlfriend.

- Bridges? - Yes.

It's the same as always. We just have a really big backyard, OK?

is compensating for smaller genitals.

Well, in the words of Porky Pig:

- Oh. What a wonderful résumé. - Thank you, dear.

- Big girl! - Your sister is English?

I used to be one

It's an island, dear. A glorious one.

- Got your swimsuits? Wanna go for a dip? - That'd be great!

It's a work in progress and you're my brother. I will never let you be embarrassed.

that’s Smythe, not Smith dear

Some families have one mommy, some families have one daddy,

LAYLA, GIT BACK IN YOUR CELL! DONT MAKE ME GET THE HOSE

ABA therapists priming the client before session.

I'm ready for my close-up, Mr DeMille.

You have all the fun and I get whatever's left over.

pov vos tratando de encontrar tu rutina de skincare

This hollandaise smells like burnt rubber.

I'll show you to the door.

- Soccer? - Yes. You play soccer, too?

Afternoon snacks have few civil liberties.

Bring him two doubles so he can catch up.

- Tell him to purée the salmon, if you will. - Purée the salmon.

you sage! you scallywag

The Cat in the Hat 2003

I don't do laundry, I don't do windows, I don't do carpets...

She’s a he, she’s a she he

How is it? Oh, my God. It's clotted. Oh, God.

- Enough already. It's a man. - How would you know?

Food is on the way, dearie!!

It's voice-over. An interior monologue. Maybe even the voice of God.

Come on, everybody get their coats.

This is how I felt yesterday because of the Humidity! As You can see I can't stay with you dear I'm melting like a snowcone in Phoenix.

down with the you're not getting the cutters ashley pressure hospital? or worser better yet how about an up and down with the smelly socks pressure hospital? or better yet how about an up and down with the which julie do you want pressure hospital?

Miranda! Whassup?

You don't have to be a psychic to sense that.

You're going to be all right.

That’s the most revolting thing I've ever seen.

This is the nearest employment office. I took the liberty of making an appointment for you.

Marina! Whassup?

I don't know. Actually... Mrs Doubtfire!

Three terrific kids, and I'm crazy about them. Especially little Natalie. Look at her.

However, since at the present time Mr Hillard has no place to live and no employment,

- What are you saying? - Daniel, the kids need you.

It was an accident waiting to happen, OK?

Do you ever look back at your day And think, "this is not real life"

We’re his God damn kids too!

oh, you wicked, wicked man!

No kidding? You? The guy who's never having kids?

And I refuse to further subject three innocent children

So sad when that happens

Once I held them, I was hooked.

Look at this. Everything has its place and name tag.

Those who do not follow the schedule will be punished.

- That's all right. - Sorry about my spray.

Thank you, dear.

Sorry. Oh, forgive me.

I think we have to go to the next level.

It's not working. I need to go older.

I can only see them now with supervision.

You dog! You scallywag!