Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

That's what being a good friend is about.
It's your funeral.
homeless people screaming in the park,
I'm stupid, but my rack is bigger than yours.
I do now.
Well, except for the phone booth.
except, uh, where are your five dogs from? Oh, that's right:
Oh, thank God.
What's your point, Ted?
We're really doing this?
and all you can see are my ex-girlfriends?
He said it was really romantic.
Well, why not? Do you still have feelings for this girl?
Well, tell that to the rare Bolivian cactus I threw away.
It was one of those fights that last for hours
When the impostor Impostor is sus
- You're creepy and gross. - Your mom's creepy and gross.
It was painful,
Oh, look, it's starting. Shh!
My boss just got back from Maui.
It's also important to know when to stop talking.
Oh, baby, that was wonderful!
Might be time to send them to the farm.
That's ridiculous.
Things with a heartbeat can stay.
I-I don't take flyers.
It's genius how bad it is. I kind of wish you guys could see it.
What can I say?