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That was ridiculous.
You took one two seconds before you walked in here.
I remember when I was broke, just out of college,
All right, Barney.
And the lamp by the desk...
Yeah, but it's a fish, so it's the good kind of fat.
Okay, first of all, I've thought about it and top half fish.
No! No! Oh, Ted!
Oh, really? You would?
So I had no choice.
And that should've been the end of it. But the next day...
without seeing my ex-girlfriend-- a pillow!
Even they don't want those pants back.
Fine. It's a flyer from my play.
Nope.
and I really needed a lamp.
Okay. The fact that I still have things from ex-girlfriends is no big deal.
Yes, you should break up.
- Um, the floors are gone. - What?
We had that crazy waiter who kept going, "You two should get married!
You said everything.
I expect you all to be there since we're such good friends.
I'll be back in a moment.