Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Scumbags and whores. Great. Thank you. You've been a lot of help.
I can't.
Sing the song for Mr. King! Come on.
What would King do?
MGM tonight! Pay per view be there!
Sean, are you okay, man?
You remember when Macho Man threw you off the rail?
You're such the Ponch!
...in my business...
My heart's right here in Lusk.
What? French toast dipped in shit.
Baker Mayfield.. Tom Brady Come on downnnn!
- He's gonna make it. - Oh, good.
Michael, row your boat ashore
Come on. Last, but not least...
You want the belt?
Would that be raw sewage I'm smelling?
That was a snap-mare.
We're gonna get you that belt back.
Lol
King!
I'm Gordie.
No place like home.
Damn Diamond Dallas Page!
This place is no good for a wrestler.
All right?
That truck and that business were all my dad left me when he died.
We'll take care of him from here.
Jimmy King!
See you at noon.
I'll see you, okay?
My dad says crying is for pussies
His majesty needs you in the corner.
See you in hell.
...I have a terrible vibe about this whole thing.
Good. Whores.
- Thirty dollars. - Show it to me.
who's filling in for dana wolton? yu ho.
He's immortal, timeless. He can raise the dead!
- Really? - Yeah.
Can I have a Butterfinger too?
Come on, King.
We want King! We want King!
Oh, yes, boys. Jimmy King is gonna bitch-slap Diamond Dallas.
What's going on?
- Why are you doing this? - It's us!
Here, girls. Here, here, here.
God bless America!
Hope I broke it.
- Good to have you back, brother! - Good to be back, brother.
Alleluia
...or they crap in their pants. Come on, wuss, move it!
In two weeks, you came back and ruled!
Me: Darkmatter's fake
Listen. You need a posse of guys who are gonna support you.
No back talk.
Wait a minute. They're all attacking Jimmy King!
Wakey wakey, hands off snakey, eggs and bakey, stop being stanky
Don't do it, Dad.
...dreams can come true.
Tomorrow we rejoice! We rejoice!
And I'm not a virgin anymore.
Jimmy King is the best wrestler
Rolled right off his tongue.
You're gonna be a cop, little mister.
I ought to kick your ass, freak!
What's going on here? He just stopped in his tracks.
Come on, I feel bad.
I just had to kick you in the diddly again.
You'll win the money and get your belt back. That's our mission.
Ladies and gentlemen...
Why not?
A new first. Four weeks from tonight, MGM Grand, pay-per-view.
Steel cage? Done! When?
Jesus, what the hell are you doing?
Come on, this is nothing!
- Kick his leathery ass! - Destroy him!
...George "The Animal" Steele, Superfly Snooka...
...you're still the same dumb trailer hitch I discovered 14 years ago.
Come on in.
Oh, my God.
It's a little strange, but what are we supposed to do?
Now I'm gonna get you!
It's not your fault, Sasha.
Page vs. King! Page vs. King!
Let's get ready to SNUGGLE!!!!!!!
He gave them an address. St. Francis Motor Court.
The King of Rock is holding court tonight.
Me!
But I just try and play the cards that's dealt me.
Well, your dream is stupid!
Jimmy was never very bright.
the script is off our conversations yes drama play home scene yes act make no speak communiate family period drama misglukkenshaballonken. misglunkence. yes recorded in fmv and said drama yes show yes black yes everyday life.
What the hell is that, baby?
There's a lot of glare coming off that dome of yours, squirrel nuts!
Yeah, please?
Lesson one: Never reveal your weaknesses.
You ready for Vegas tomorrow?
And my mommy and daddy just passed.
My dad...
Tag me! Tag me!
If you do it, Jimmy King'll get hurt tonight. Don't.
Where the waving wheat Sure smells sweet
who's done nothing to you? no one.
Sean!
Welcome to EZ Take-Out Burger. How may I help you?
I need you in my corner, man.
Up the middle.
Ungrateful tub of lard, that's what he was.
You're right. I don't.
And this is the final lesson.
Stop!
Time for me to get rid of all this junk.
I'm sorry that I took off on you...
W-W-K-D.
...otherwise they're gonna repossess them.
There’s a lot of glare coming off that dome of yours… SQUIRREL NUTS!!
Count your money, midget.
All right, whackers, go home.
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Excuse me.