Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

We waited outside the locker room to get my ball signed by the new Yankee.
It takes half the total time you went out with someone to get over them.
You're giving him too much power. You broke up with him.
He hit ten home runs in nine days.
I'm gonna ask him to the Dolce & Gabbana party.
...might be as simple as briefs vs. boxers.
No problem, give me the ball.
You want another round?
The first meeting is the worst, you never know how to act.
That sounds about right.
Give him the ball.
My God! Here it comes!
Go, go, Iift. Lift that ass.
PIease. Will you just go?
A Iittle bit.
She'd lose herself in the places and faces...
'Cause if you do get back together again, then, you're the guy that cried.
Cut your Iosses and get back in the game.
Lie. It's a lot easier than admitting that's why you invited the new Yankee...
That Eric.
We'd taken it with a disposable camera...
I have a present for you.
He was handsome, smart, eclectic.
...and you've Iost the weight you put on while breaking up.
The salesman said that these were the very best.
I'm a jerk.
If I don't sign it, you'II sue me?