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James, at least...
I got this heavy date with this chick on Saturday night,
Here's your aspirin, Dad.
and I told her I was a great dancer.
Well, Florida, you know I know
It's how well you do it,
Now look, Thelma, I said forget it!
Well, honey, is there anything I can do to help?
Wasn't nothing like that exam
When I got out of the Army, about 20 years ago.
I did? When?
Are you going to teach me how to dance, or what?!
♪ Making a wave when you can ♪
You can come into the office now.
McDonald who?
Huh?
I'm sorry, Thelma.
light a candle and have a happy.
so you won't kill yourself.
they're adding another $100,000 to his tax bill.
James was laid off for a couple of days,
Daddy, have you ever heard of hyper...
Yes. Yes.
Whatever you kids are thinking about your father's health,
What, y'all trying to make me out to be sick or something?
Thelma, you and Michael say I got hypertension?
Well, that's my problem,
to see about getting a job to help out.
"Hypertension
Junior.
Pork chops! Pork chops!
Thelma.