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Murder, Father.
Well, he's on a lot of ketamine.
Yeah. Canadians.
I know I’m awake but I feel like I’m in dream
Something good and happy. Because he wasn't a bad kid, was he?
I could see it in his eyes when I was telling him about the alcoves.
Because I bet they look even better at night, all lit up.
You've gone off me, now, haven't you? Just because I hit that fucking cow.
I think you need to weigh up all your options and let your conscience decide.
There are a lot of alcoves in the Koningin Astrid Park.
I'm not allowed to and you are? How's that fair?
- Yeah? - Yeah. You coming?
You're a shoplifter?
Seven years is not that long.
People go around calling you a midget when you want to be called a dwarf.
I'm really sorry for karate-chopping you the other night.
I called it off tonight. I told him not to come tonight.
He pauses, even though he should just hit the cunt.
Harry Waters got him.
What's Belgium famous for?
Not many people. Most of them were not very nice people.
Purgatory.
I want a normal gun for a normal person.
Just horseshit.
I'm sorry, Chloe.
I'm assuming you've got your gun on you.
which would actually be really good.
I'd have stuck the gun in me mouth on the fucking spot!
Well?
Yeah. Yeah, it's rubbish.
"I'm Totally In Your Debt."
He's a walking dead man.
Then I do know a Belgian joke.
Harry.
Herve Villechaize, I know, did.
Except...
When someone shows up And Texts in the meme chat
Nothing, Harry.
Where's my gun?
- Where? - To the left when you come out.
He came at me with a bottle. What are you gonna do?
Keep driving!
I suppose they must get really sad about, like,
So, like, I believe in trying to lead a good life.
Huh?
No!
No, I won't let you up there! Put that gun away, right now!
Give me me gun back. You're not getting it back.
The boy had to be let go.
They can be deadly weapons, too. I mean, what if he knew karate, say?
Couldn't get enough of it, the medieval part of town.
Sorry, Ray.
And you think it's okay to come over to Belgium
In here it says, 'The Belgians twice sheltered fugitive English Kings
The boy had to be given a chance.
Was he going on to you about the cannons?
'it's been very nice, all the old buildings and that,
Take your pick, Mr. Waters.
Just try not to say anything too loud or crass.
What I think I meant to say was
The bar to the left.
Don't say you didn't have it coming.
Sorry, Ken.
You little fucking cunt.
Yeah, yeah, I know I said you couldn't,
Has he killed himself yet? No. So he's not fucking suicidal, is he?
Jesus, Ken, I'm trying to talk about...
And I'm trying to...
I knew you'd have never shagged me, normally.
I was trying to rob him and he took my gun from me.
Hey, hang on. Is Belgium where there were all those child abuse murders lately?
It's a good joke, though.
See, Ken, this is the kind of hotel Harry should have put us in.
Right, you.
He's in the toilet.
They're great, aren't they?
Just tell him I'll have probably killed meself in a fortnight, anyway.
Your side's already picked for you.
Some people just aren't cut out for it, Ray.
Well, that's globalization, isn't it? Is Ray there with you?
Stop whingeing like a big gay baby.
Eirik, put the gun down!
I don't like Bruges, it's a shithole.
and he doesn't know where he's going and neither do I.