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Has he still not called?
You can hide out in Croydon
Because at least in prison and at least in death, you know,
I think you need to weigh up all your options
One of the girls they murdered was a friend of mine.
Oh, I also have some dumdums.
Horse tranquilizer.
I'll try not to.
He was a good bloke, but when it all comes down to it, you know,
You can't be giving whiskey to a midget
We've got to stay here until he rings.
in the whole of Belgium, apparently.
we'd do the things I wanted to do today?
Give me a call when he's dead.
I didn't mean to be taking the piss out of it being a fairytale place.
at different times over many years, they say it turned back into liquid.
Oh, right about now, Ray is in one or other
And you were trying to shoot me in the fucking head.
Let's go out.
A rave in the forrest... In Belgium?
It mightn't have been here when you were here last, Harry.
Fucking bring that up.
That's fucking unbelievable!
- It really is. - Hmm.
Now it seems a prerequisite to be a fucking bum-boy!
You go right, don't you?
And I haven't fucked her, anyway. Ask her. I'd only put me hand on it.
- Yes. No, Mr. Cranham. - No. Yes. Mr. Blakely. Yes.
Are you?
Get down on your
It's FUGGIN AWESOME!
I was on a very strong horse tranquilizer today.
Let's go out and have a look at some of the...
A friend of mine got him.
Well, it ain't gonna be dangerous, is it?
Is there a lot of money to be made in that line of business?
Shithole.
What? Who says it?
when JJ Green meets arron
Have you been missing something?
Amsterdam is just a load of bloody prostitutes, isn't it?
He's not...
Why don't you both put your guns down and go home?
But Then You Figure If It Wasn't In Saxony, If It Was Somewhere Good
What are you talking about?
Are the palm trees still there?!
Well, it's a train that Ray just got on, and he's alive and he's well,
What exactly am I trying to say?
The blacks. What about...
I can see it.
Well, I'm having a really nice time.
Would all of the white midgets in the world be fighting
Have you got some sort of problem?
And I know whose side I'm fighting on. I'm fighting with the kids.
One gay beer for my gay friend,
Just children.
About Tottenham?
which would have solved my problem,
It is? The guidebook says it's a 'must-see'.
So you can fuck off!
Ray, we've only just got off the fucking train.
- Have you been on a canal trip, yet? - Yeah.
Keeps going on about Hell and purgatory:
in all of your stupid life.
The dwarf off, I think, The Time Bandits, did.
I retract that bit about your cunt fucking kids.
Coming up? What's up there?
And you know what? I'm not even pissed!
And now, I cannot see from this eye ever again, the doctors say.
I don't hit women! I would never hit a woman, Chloe!
Fucking unbelievable.
Cha-ching!
Mr. Waters? Mr. Waters?
I'm sorry, Ken.
- Harry, I've got an idea. - What?
I quite like this one.
Hmm.
All right. Jesus! I've only just got here, haven't I?
Ray, come on, let's go.
for which I assume the person has to get quite close to you, then,
You just can't.