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(CLEARING THROAT)

I saved almost every penny you gave me.

So his theory, and it's just a theory,

Don't go in there. There's no Mets in this building!

-Well, one little sip won't hurt, dear. -That's right.

-MONTY: What's your name? -Melvin.

I never wear a suit and a tie. Never.

Look, with the exception of a few nice suits that I bought,

Rupert Horn quarreled with his family back in the '30s.

What a great day we're havin'! Me?

And the firm is naturally concerned with

which must be precisely accounted for.

and you can gamble another 5% away,

I'm afraid the company's requiring

$50,000 on Loyola over Notre Dame

(CROWD CHATTERING)

BREWSTER: New York? Yeehaw!

You see, if you don't make calls, you don't make any sales.

We're wonderin' maybe you might like to, uh,

I promise not to spend any money,

I think a leave of absence can be arranged.

Mr. Horn was our most important client.

I'd like to get $3 million in cash now and take it with me.

VIN: Okay, here are the final totals.

I better move my limousine.

What do you wanna do? Buy 'em?

And I'm pitching!

Oh, yeah. I almost forgot.

I'll give you a receipt.

If you can do it, you get 300 million.

'cause my Uncle Rupert's a son of a bitch.

inherited $30 million tax-free

Oh, much bigger and more fun,

-Very good, Mr. Brewster. -But Mr. Brewster...

You and I are gonna sue him for every cent he's got.

-Is he a lawyer too? -He's not just a lawyer.

Uh. Rudy! Hi, Rudy, buddy!

-I don't know what to think. -Mr. Brewster, line three.

Personally, I'd of done a few things differently, but...

-Meeting Busby Berkeley. -Yes, that sounds...

Not yet, he hasn't. Not yet.

And, uh, what's your most expensive wine you have?

And what about your job at the firm and our honeymoon?

Looks like you've got a busy evening ahead of you.

JUST DON'T LISTEN TO HATERS

No, oil and real estate.

I will only take 15% of your profits after taxes.

ALL: (SHOUTING) Yeah!

Dixon's reputation as a tough competitor is almost legendary, Vinnie.

ANGELA: What thirsty Arab farmers?

(ENTHUSED SHOUTING)

He just got lucky, that's all, Monty.

(MACHINE WHIRRING)

that Brewster does not succeed in spending that $30 million, Warren.

Mr. Brewster's here.

-What I'm trying to do... -Oh, Monty?

We think he has designs on your fiance as well.

Hey, Brewster. Man, get a massage. Come down.

That's right. That's right Take some pictures.

It's a great idea. What's your name?

Yes, we understand that kind of opportunity.

for your sudden and unexpected candidacy?

-Good! -Sure. Join the club.

With less than two weeks remaining until the election,

I know what you're thinking, Brewster.

-Carter. -Mr. Carter.

He makes three.

Even though I'm not the person that you thought I was,

Hey, Dixon, I saw your wife on television, too.

I want to sell my stock in the iceberg!

You liked that? How about the wine auction?

So, what do you wanna talk about?

Look, I ain't supposed to tell you this, but here's who hired me.

I got to you in the nick of time

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In a bad situation

I, uh, realize that it's a rather unorthodox request,

-Too... What are you talking... -For me!

I almost forgot.

I wish you had the dough to keep it, Monty.

since he's currently insolvent.

Johnson, you're 26 years old, right?

Didn't make the boss too happy though.

Well, if you're out there, Monty,

We were reading in a medical journal that was left in the locker room the other day,

-I didn't know. It wasn't public knowledge. -I didn't know, either.

Enjoy yourself!

This is unreported income,

A quarter of million dollars, sir.

But if you strike this guy out,

This may be the first intelligent thing he's done

You guys look great!

Hey, George! Get an ambulance!

You gotta be kidding!

-I can understand that. -Get out of here! What are you talkin' about?

I'm gonna teach you to hate spending money.

I told you they want me.

The $30 million is deposited in a bank across the street.

Good morning, Mr. Granville! Good morning!

Charley, I'm not drunk. I'm in New York,

WARREN: Are you all right?

Thanks for the loaning of the quarter.

Brewster today shelled out a record $600,000