Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I'm not the person that you think I am now, either.

You go to the doctor's right away, okay?

Hell, the Hackensack Bulls don't even want ya.

Hey. Think of what that means to all those thirsty Arab farmers! It's great!

except on you for lunch.

It's ready, sir. What do you think?

that we want you to keep us apprised of.

Chump, I'm Spike! We're right behind ya!

and I just inherited 30 million bucks.

Me looking out The window this morning

(FEEDBACK SQUEALS)

You know how it is around election time

-Hmm. -Hmm. Keep us posted.

None of the above.

then when you lose it, you act so happy.

About that furniture you wanted Marilyn and me to rent,

Let me hear it one more time!

that you gave me as a deposit on the furniture?

-Mr. Cox? -Warren! How you doing?

How do you like the new uniforms?

And I am sick of money.

Got to you in the nick of time

Well, great on you, but great is your accountant.

without assets of any kind,

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

This is incredible news! $30 million!

Montgomery Brewster! I have been reading about you in the newspaper.

You'll buy yourself a dozen Picassos

Hey, let me get the door.

No scout comes here, you understand?

(SINGING) Hey, baby, I'm sorry I did it

And that's why I'm gonna raise your salary. Because I love your dedication.

Honestly, I'm fine.

I guess I can let you in on it now.

-Salary $10,000 a week. -$10,000 a week? This guy's a jerk!

Don't you dare quote him on that.

I only have $38,000 left.

All right. Big win!

Mr. Brewster! Mr. Brewster!

It's not all downhill. I mean, I still got...

You can donate 5% to charity,

In a few seconds I'm gonna be a full partner,

Nobody helped me out in that closet with those cigars.

Brewster and Nolan.

Totally preposterous. We're completely innocent.

Now, up here. This is the North Pole. It's an ice floe,

No, no, not at all. That was just a coincidence.

You know, precious metals, rare coins,

just in case any New Yorkers are on vacation.

-This is the way we're gonna beat the system! -What system?

-When you do business... -(DOOR CLOSES)

till 3:30 in a bar last night,

(TELEPHONE RINGS)

checked out of his luxury hotel a few hours ago

Why? What are you saying?

I am sick and tired of acting like a rich asshole for everybody.

Leave or you'll be fired.

One out to go! I'm yellin'.

See, I can't tell my closest friend,

You could have fooled me.

SPIKE: That's just great. Do they know what they're talking about?

was so he could get his real inheritance of $300 million.

this is our ticket to the big leagues!

how do you expect to find that kind of support for that position?

Better safe than sorry. That's my philosophy too.

Surely, no one could blame you for refusing such an eccentric gamble.

I'm a completely neutral observer.

UMPIRE: Play ball!

Yeah, what the hell is with him?

I didn't bring my wallet, guys.

You went to Loyola, didn't you?

Chuck Fleming, Action News. I'm here at Battery Park

Who's the lucky guy?

Whatever you say, Warren.

-I don't know what to say. -Say yes.

Right. Come on. Let's get on the bus.

I must say, mailing that stamp was quite ingenious.

See, the election was supposed to be a joke.

But I'm havin' a good time too! I'm his best friend.

How do you do? I've heard so much about you.

-Thank you. -Pas de quoi.

Looked like I was going for good

I'm gonna take this and I'm gonna get tore up.

But what you can no longer call it is a joke campaign.

And we're in the business of being in business, and we're doin' business.

Is he a good pitcher? He's enthusiastic.

We play for a local team. You might have seen us. The Hackensack Bulls?

For the Yankees to win it, four runs on four hits...

Yeah, got to you

How come everybody ain't dancing and having a good time?

And tonight, I'm here to talk to you about None of the above.

Well, that newsflash tells it all.

Good night, gentlemen.

I asked if your feelings had changed.

Charley, I'm gonna get the team new uniforms,

this station is sorry to report

What are you? Nuts?