Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

The Yankees see this, they're really gonna rub it in.
I never had any friends.
I want it in a regular account that doesn't pay anything.
we'll fly in women every other day.
I don't think you inherited me with your money, Mr. Brewster.
-Yeah. Spike. I'm paying him... -Ha!
(INAUDIBLE)
I doubt it. That's why I put a special wimp clause in my will.
The word is out on you. I had to lay these bets off all over town.
Miss Drake! This is a private meeting.
I can't believe you didn't make the all-star team.
Two hundred people at a $100 a head.
Life just ain't worth livin'
-You shut up. -What did I say?
Repulsive's not the word. We're all full of shit.
I'll just spend it. I can't take it.
This whole team's going to shit, and we're gonna miss the play-offs.
That financial-world wizard who came on the scene not long ago
None of the above!
Mmm.
He had to keep it a secret.
That's the name.
it could make it easier for us if you could act as our eyes and ears."
Count it. It's all there. Nothing but long shots, huh?
Which is just as silly as me running for office.
Hackensack Bulls, huh?
I'm gonna go warm up, Miss Drake.
And I want everybody to get a shot.
No, I don't want to lay anyone off.
You have to spend the 30 million,
I didn't think anybody would take me serious.
-No-no-no-no-no. -Oh, yes. That's wrong. Okay.
You've never had a credit card in your entire life.
...$100,000 a month to figure that out.
Monty, this is Hackensack, New Jersey.
-Spare no expense. -Spare no expense.
This is the real deal.
Baron Levitsky recently offered $850,000 for it, and I laughed in his face.
That's a nice attempt at a classic French piano.
No. We're hungry. $200 a head!
Hey, look at it this way, Brewster.
Did you really spend all that money?
Yeah, he was the winning pitcher today.
They gave me $100 bills, Charley.
What do you do with your money, put it in tin cans?
Oh, living in materialistic reality
Oh, no, Mr. Brewster. I can't accept this.
is that if you're nude and you get a massage, that's the best thing for ya.
a team bus with air conditioning and a TV!
Do you like it?
What happens if I don't take the million dollars and I,
Oh!
I'd like to take my hat off to the Yankees.
Why don't wait until tomorrow,
-You're a real jerk, you know that? -Ain't that the truth.
Oh, thank God.
-What? What? -What were you trying to tell me before?
-But you don't know what I'm trying to do. -What are you trying to do?
I did the best I could. That wasn't that man's fault.
Right.
Brewster, greetings from the grave.
with Mr. Brewster and myself, is a couple of, well, local heroes, really.
Chief and 49ers Super Bowl Like Brewsters Millions I Vote None of the Above to win
In a sense, we're at the benefit, right now.
It's just an advance.
Got to you in the nick of time
But the first time you get some money, what do you do?
That's great, Marilyn.
with Montgomery Brewster and entourage
Chuck Fleming. Action News.
FLEMING: Well, Monty Brewster's extravagance knows no bounds.
Are you all right?
I don't think I'm gonna pull this off, do you?
Mr. Roundfield, you're a real nice man.
Mr. Brewster, I'm a lawyer.
(SCOFFS) George, I can't afford it now.
A country bumpkin that flashes his money around like some big shot?
but by opening all 60 bottles
is whether the city of New York is for sale,
into slick advertising campaigns
(LAUGHS) Better take a big towel.
I want business done. That's the way it should be.
Hey, it's supposed to be a party.
How about a bottle of champagne?
He's taking pictures of me for the last three games.
(BAND PLAYING JAZZ)
Yeah.
Sanitation, union corruption, urban renewal...
Hey, old man, getting a little tired, huh?
(BRIGHTLY) Come in, the door's open.
In other words, I only get paid if you profit from my advice.
He doesn't exist. There is no Rudy.
And you're giving him this for a prescription, and you'll be all right.
Have to keep those books straight, don't we, darling?
There's gonna be sports writers out there.
Well, the man's gonna have to take $100,000,
Admittedly, without you knowing, I used the corporate name. I hope you don't mind.
-That's okay. -What did I buy?
Monty Brewster. That's me, right?
-Great. How much to get this off the ground? -Oh, maybe...
(CROWD APPLAUDING)
BOTH: Oh, no, Mr. Brewster.
We play better than this. Honest we do.
-Good morning, Melvin. -Good morning, Mr. Brewster.
Mr. Brewster, I want you to know
because I'm in here with you.
I thought I'd find you here.
Heller and Salvino are both just a couple of overgrown wharf rats.
Who's buying the booze?
My choice
-Now, it's not fancy, but... -(TIRES SCREECH)
And I got to say I'm very disappointed. Look at you!
because we're gonna get in shape, and we're gonna beat the Yankees!
-Uh, Rudy... -Hey! Butt out, rag arm!
And you get 20 other guys, and I'll pay 'em $3,000 a week.
This is Chuck Fleming, Action News, in midtown Manhattan.
And we're arrange it so that we can play the New York Yankees!
-No, Warren. Hold it more to the left. -Your left or my left?
(GASPING) No, no, no, no.
After paying the highest-recorded price ever for a stamp,
Yes, I know it wasn't.
I'll tell ya now, I'll tell ya now, it's raining.
Cold beer here. Cold beer.
and use them for firewood, right?
She's a bad investment.
Dear sir, do you think you could settle this out of court
-He called my wife an ugly bitch. -Oh, come on.
-Yeah. -Brewster, the airport's on Long Island.
-Benefit? -Yes.
painters, writers, inventors... And I'm gonna form this business.
Kinda like a kid in a candy store, you know what I mean?
$30 million? You kiddin' me?
That's why I love you, Charley.
Listen to me, I pissed off so much money,
Yes, but unfortunately it looks like you could win this election.
We would experience a loss of only 18% through evaporation and melting.
And double the workmen's salary.
I've heard so much about you.
And he bought a baseball team, right?
I can't believe it either.
BREWSTER: There she goes again, as usual.
(REPORTERS CLAMORING)
And why don't you use your fork, not your fingers.
No. I bet he's someone high up in the Yankee organization, right?
I am going to do for you a postmodern fantasy in here.
Running for political office is extremely expensive, unless you win.
10 million, 10 million, 10 million dollars!
You're not allowed to tell anybody
In here. Let's go!
But it takes a real athlete to be a professional baseball player.
I don't know what team, but you'll see me on television
The 300 million.
There's nothing wrong with being a decorator.
God! It isn't an asset anymore. He's mailed it!