Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

(LAUGHS)
Yes, sir!
but after 30 days, you're not allowed to own any assets.
-Mr. Cox, you know so much about this stuff. -Well...
With the Yankees, three innings!
That pitcher of yours thinks he's cute, don't he?
-Wow! Now, that's really nice. -Oh, it's beautiful.
You know, sometimes it works, sometimes it doesn't.
CATCHER: Aw, foul ball again!
I'll pay you $2,000 a week to be the chief of my security.
Oh, by the way, how's the big game coming?
I figure tonight's agenda looks about the same.
Breaking ball,
Oh, yes, it's a pity, but he has no taste.
-Sure. -(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
Angela, I'm not going to be able to make dinner, darling.
and we took up a collection for you.
Yeah, got to you in the nick of time
All this reporter can say is
I understand it cost $600,000, according to Miss Drake.
-Yes, he fell for it. -What do you look so unhappy for?
Mr. Brewster, I have been hired to keep your accounts
-So where shall we go? -You're driving.
Till I can start up a neighborhood
Anybody can inherit millions of dollars
Hey, can I help it if a guy can't take a joke?
What kind of business? As you know, my business is baseball.
Isn't that fortunate?
CHARLEY: The practice field's on Long Island?
when he found out Mr. Brewster didn't like the furniture he got.
Great! Great! Don't be ridiculous. Put that away.
This is not a scout. He's a cop, Monty. That's what he is.
You're a liar, Warren. You tricked me! Set me up!
But if you fail,
I realize you're not very interested
-What do you think, huh? -Hey!
What are you doing here?
-Oh, he's wasting millions of dollars. -Mmm.
former candidate Montgomery Brewster
He's in a bar celebrating his victory.
No food, Brewster. No water, just those goddamned cigars.
-I'm your accountant. I'm not your judge. -What college you go to?
(CROWD CHEERING)
Needless to say, we'll be offering you the special 24% interest rate
I'd pay her $100,000, if that's not an insult.
Come on, give me a break.
Norris.
I think you're a hell of a nice man,
-Oh, I knew this was a terrible idea. -What are you saying?
You're a real nice man.
I don't expect to get support.
But we're going to have some fun.
Penthouses with swimming pools.
-What do you think? -Hey, I'm gettin' paid to take pictures.
-There are so many worthwhile charities. -So many worthwhile charities!
He's running spots in all 52 states
After all, it's your vault. I should be paying you rent.
CHARLEY: Hiya, fellas.
Can't we just take a ride without having an argument?
Hey, 9:15. It's way past your bedtime, Miss Drake.
Marilyn, this is the room I could die in.
I'm afraid that I'm gonna have to order a full investigation,
(ROMANTIC BALLAD PLAYING)
(YELLS)
Come on. Settle down, will ya? You'll throw your arm out.
You don't have to take to these guys, Monty.
-You understand? You with me? -No!
I'm about to go into negotiations to buy the team.
would be considered an asset by the terms of the will.
Again, very imaginative.
I don't want it! I'm gonna give it to charity!
having nothing but the receipt for your expenses and the clothes on your back.
We can start all over.
A Cubs jersey? What are you talkin' about? Hey, what number is that?
Monty looks so tiny out there.
And the ashtray.
and an awful decorator.
That was a valiant effort.
-What's that? -Choke this guy.
-BREWSTER: So where to, J.B.? -J.B.: New York.
Would you mind fillin' me in on what the hell is going on?
Apparently we in the West don't know that, and we're massagin' for nothin'.
Very nice. (CHUCKLES)
Monty! Hey, old Monty, old pal!
-You don't even know those people! -They're gonna think I'm crazy.
-Melvin, give him $500. -Yes, sir.
Yeah, I'm glad to get rid of it. Yes. It's $20,000. That's the receipt.
You don't want to lay anyone off, do ya?
Well, I'm starving. I'm ready to go to lunch now.
(PLAYERS CHATTERING)
Got to you in the nick of time
-Of course. -Of course.
-Give me that. -Watch it! Watch the lens!
Got to you in the nick of time
Why else would anybody spend $10 million to get a $60,000-a-year job
I'm outta money.
nobody's ever gonna know it, man.
Best wishes, Monty Brewster.
it could make it easier for us if you could act as our eyes and ears.
Why don't you let me hire someone to do that for you,
Fine custom furniture and draperies?
You're my pal, right?
How do you plead? Guilty or not guilty?
(ICEBERG TUNE PLAYING)
Friends : Awww, We Miss Angela!!! Wesley: Angela doesn’t exist!!!!!!
Why you such an ASSHOLE
Let's not waste the court's time.
and we asked her to sit with us to have a drink,
This is a $125,000 car.
Taxicab, Mr. Brewster?
-Yes, sir! -We go to lunch now.
(ADDING MACHINE WHIRS)
-Uh, perhaps in the morning. -Oh, no. Monty?
Almost let the cat out of the bag.
(BOTH LAUGHING)
The stock, which was valued at 1.5,
That's good advice. Take the million.
This was made for Johnny Bench.
(CHUCKLES)
That was so wonderful, what you just did in there.
And I thought we'd take a little ride and get to know each other.
See, the reason that he blew the $30 million
we reserve for major corporations and a few of our Arab friends.
It is, indeed, Mr. Brewster.
Nowt as easy to fix as a 2 horse race! Fuck that stupid game
You're a lady. I want you to remain a lady.
Squander it? What are you talking about? I'm making millions.
that so far have demonstrated little more than their ability
Oh, that's the Chateau Lafite 1961. It's $400 a bottle.
Let me tell you something about athletes.
-Angela. -Yes.
Now, Eugene has helped me out with my investments.
Hey...
Been expecting you. The door's open.
I don't care!
Don't worry about a thing. I'll take care of everything.
Don't vote for any of us. We're assholes.
My left leg. See? I planted it down wrong. I was off-balance.
Hi, operator? Mr. Brewster's suite, please.