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I don't care if you've been turned down a thousand times, I'm hiring!
-Don't wanna get in the car. -Hey, I wouldn't do that.
and you're all invited.
Excuse my expression, but you think I'm a real asshole, don't ya?
-Hi, Monty. Big day ahead, pal. -Okay. Great.
Newscasters, TV, radio.
-You sure? -Yeah.
-All right. Let's kick some butt around here! -What?
I'm takin' that game more serious
Ah, pretty much the same picture. He was out drinkin'
It's the nature of the game.
Good. Divide it up amongst the many charities, and give it to them.
I'm going to do to you what my daddy did to me.
Piss off $30 million. Makes a lot of sense, Uncle Rupert.
We lost the money...
(CLATTERING)
10 million, 10 million, 10 million dollars!
You see, Your Honor, what you have here
(CAR HORNS BLARING)
Money? (MUTTERS)
Don't lose my concentration?
Whew. Bird in the hand...
-What? -Hi, Brewster. This is Angela.
Get outta here.
He's involved with the Sierra Club, anti-nuclear movement, UNICEF.
Hey, Collins, you got trouble with your glove,
Perhaps you'd better sit down, Mr. Brewster.
You can hire anybody you want,
Maybe I should've took Uncle Rupert's wimp clause.
It's all right, Rudy.
My pleasure.
Follow me, please.
Just forget it, okay?
Oh, Monty. Just the man I wanted to see.
So long.
You're a loser, Brewster. A real loser.
Who's buying the food?
Why can't I tell my friends?
Christ sakes, Brewster. You fly us all the way from Jersey,
You see, Marilyn, I want you to reach deep down inside yourself this time,
Only taking what you want Oh, don't you see
-Time out! -Time out?
But since I've inherited $30 million, I have to expand and branch out.
You ain't gonna talk to me the way you did Dixon.
See, the check will be a receipt.
Brother, would you take the money, please?
The buy-out will enable the parent company to free up...
I know you think you can buy up
You'd better send somebody down here. There's gonna be a fight.
Back, back, way back.
This is precisely the kind of flagrant misuse of money
Don't you remember anything I ever taught you?
-Will you shut up? -(MIMICKING CONTINUES)
GRANVILLE: I'm sorry to say this, Roundfield,
-I hope we haven't underestimated him. -I beg your pardon?
has been bought out by Wometco Petroleum
They'll be occupied within the next two weeks.
When that clock strikes 12:00, you are dead broke for life.
(WHISTLING)
to vote for none of the above.
Not everything, but a lot.
I don't want any interest!
I mean, it's a job. It's gonna be...
That's a lot more than most people get.
Oh, is that all? I thought we did something wrong.
and come up with something specifically unique.
I couldn't get the band on the runway. They wouldn't let me!
Well, Brewster, what do you think? You got the balls for it?
-The Bulls' bus. The team bus. -Bigger than a car.
It's quite difficult to spend money without accumulating assets,
$100,000? Thank you, very, very much.
Nice meeting you.
left here for me to add up,
It's great. I'm gonna have the bus take us over to the island.
It's just that I can't stand seeing these people take advantage of you anymore.
Lock them. Throw away the key. Hello, Drake.
No, sir, I'm not certain, but I'm gonna have a lot of fun findin' out.
Hey, what's this? Screw you! This is a free country!
(BLOWS RASPBERRY)
and sail Brewstersberg number one to Mecca.
Give me a few bottles of what he's drinking, all right?
I mean, what? Somebody die?
Yeah, she's nice, but she thinks I'm a lowlife.
this is the only known copy in existence.
Brain damage.
Both Mr. Heller and Mr. Salvino
I'm tellin' ya. I think he's a scout for the big leagues.
with your consent, Mr. Brewster.
Aw, you almost had that. I bet you feel like a big piece of shit, don't you?
I'd say the stamp he bought is a considerable asset.
I'm gonna throw a party tonight back at the hotel in New York
Ow!
If you wanna know the truth,
Bulls are ahead one-zip.
We'll buy a cabin there, we'll go fishing every day,
Hey, shut up. I accept. (CHUCKLES)
I can get any team out for three innings. Any team.
Uh-huh?
You give me all that money for what?
gained from an illegal venture, Mr. Brewster.
a couple hundred thousand dollars for something you wear around your neck.
I got to you
What I'm about to tell you may come as quite a shock.
(COMMENTARY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
(YELLING)
I make the guy $10 million and he acts like it's a funeral.
but you got to get value for their services.
Forever dreaming