Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

88.4% to be exact, but who's counting?

I think they're kind of cute.

There you go. Sorry I'm late. Allow me.

-How do you do? -Hi.

I know you got something to prove,

why you have to spend this money.

-(INTERCOM CLICKS) -Send Drake up here immediately.

Me looking out the window ❄️❄️❄️This morning ❄️❄️❄️

I think they're slime. You can quote me on that.

Don't look so surprised.

Twenty-seven players, everybody's got their own place.

Let's go to lunch.

It's all right. It's all right.

You lease some great clothes.

I plead innocent.

There's just too much to be done around here.

Beautiful, Benny! Tinkers to Evers to shit!

Vote for none of the above

anxiously awaiting the arrival of the Hackensack Bulls,

-I'm glad you like it. -Yes. Oh, look at that.

You don't like the postmodern fantasy look?

-Charley. -Hey, Charley.

Oh, yes. Right you are, Mr. Brewster.

Wrong! You must not destroy

Oh, guilty but with a real good excuse.

Marilyn makes a rather good living at it.

Next year, they're going with the college draft choices.

and simply dig out a chamber from the rear end of it,

Nobody understands.

We're doing it for his own good.

Hey, I lettin' my bat do my talking, lard ass!

Because I'm rich doesn't mean I should take advantage of people. Am I right?

Gentlemen, do you think I'm a lowlife?

but, no, I was too stupid.

He's havin' a wonderful day! (LAUGHS)

I'm here to buy your votes.

The highest salary you've ever had is $11,000

He got all bent out of shape

have been pumping scandalous amounts of money

that kind of language on television.

Let me tell you a little story, Brewster.

How many people have you hired already, Mr. Brewster?

You're gonna love it, really. I think everyone here will.

Hey, hold still for the camera, Mr. Brewster.

Nighty-night? Charley! He doesn't believe me.

Oh, how dare you?

Uh, well, I think you should ask

You'll never guess who I voted for this morning.

BREWSTER: We didn't get off to a very good start.

Fly like a negro

Having a wonderful time. Wish you were here.

Architectural Digest.

front row, he's got a hat, camera.

There's no Mets in here! Wait a minute.

And the $300 million will go to the firm. Granville, Baxter and Cox.

but I doubt that you could ever buy Warren.

Can't understand it, Mr. Brewster?

I figured, What difference does $38,000 make?

Oh, and don't mention this conversation to Miss Drake or anyone else.

He's a big league money man.

-Thank you. Yes. I will. -And you drive careful.

VIN: There's a long drive to deep centerfield.

You can get a degree with $20,000.

I didn't expect anybody to vote for me.

Sign here, please.

that the mere sight of it will make you want to throw up.

-And he's a sincere feminist. -I bet.

I'd like to bet on every long shot in every race,

I think you're beginning to recognize how simple and pure this idea is.

which I regret to say

Now cut the speeches, and get us out of here, please.

-What? Who the hell are you? -Who the hell are you?

Studies have shown sanctioned violence has a detrimental effect on our young people,

Come on! Come on! Move it! Move it!

Miss Drake, your chariot awaits!

Oh, yes, Mr. Brewster. It's very nice to meet you.

I think we should consider the possibility of psychiatric help.

who withdrew from the campaign only yesterday,

In the nick of time

This one's especially cute.

Didn't you know your great-grandfather was a honky?

How would you like to settle out of court

Because I don't want anybody helpin' you out!

Wait a minute. We might have somethin' goin' on here.

and dent some cars out in the parkin' lot.

-SPIKE: No. -Got a bus!

Why don't you take me home tonight

Well, here it is. You're not broke after all.

I have depositions here from over a dozen eyewitnesses.

Please, may I call you Monty?

This man's going to be paralyzed for life.

I never said anything about the Mets. Mr. Brewster did.

Look at him. He's a little rag doll!

you don't get diddly.

Give him the quitclaim papers.

an article by this Oriental doctor on massages.

Don't quote him on that, please.

You don't even have a job playing baseball anymore,

There aren't any! There just aren't any!

-That's it. -Hi, Monty.

And We're In The Business Of Being In Business, And We're Doin' Business.

-I'm glad I did. -Warren, me too.

What do you think? I found it all in one shop,

Say, a $20,000 mistake in Brewster's favor.

I'm afraid you'll have to leave now.

Locked me in the closet for three days and three nights

It's the Yankees.

I saw that game in Boston...

and bring the receipts and give 'em to Miss Drake.

Hackensack Bulls. (CHUCKLES)