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(SCREAMS)
I'm afraid not, Mr. Brewster. Rupert Horn was your great-uncle.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Angela, did Warren tell you that I have decided,
by not only paying in cash for the wine,
Isn't that wonderful?
and is still celebrating.
(GLASSES CHIME)
(WHOOPING)
(SPIKE AND ANGELA WHOOPING)
How could I ever have been so blind
in New York City for the first time to tune up
-(GROANS) -It's all right. It's all right.
unless you think it's okay to squander $30 million.
Mr. Brewster, you could hire a fleet of limousines for that money!
Yes, and I'm gonna spare no expense and fix it up
-Mr. Brewster? -Right.
I don't. I just think maybe it was a phase I was going through.
You are fired, Miss Drake.
Does this guy Drake know about the 300 million?
It went up? Well, sell it.
You throw a party with your last 38,000!
That doesn't seem like a smart thing...
Mr. Brewster!
I mean, I'm not saying no. Not at all. I'm not saying that.
That's more money than a lot of hardworking people earn in a year.
(LAUGHS) Hey, tell it to my accountant.
We're gonna have a lot of fun, men,
Bailiff, will you remove the prisoners? Next case.
either of the candidates for mayor of New York.
Kill the commercial, fellas. We're gonna stay right here.
I don't see that that has anything to do with anything.
Get back to T-ball, buddy.
-Be careful with your ass, Brewster. -We got two outs.
Uh, spend it! No, just kidding.
Look, I've finally figured this whole thing out.
Because I'm gonna be playing with the big leagues.
(WHISTLES)
for the last 30 days, and now it would seem to be over.
but you can't give this money away.
I'm terribly sorry.
Throw it in to Porky!
I don't think it's racial, you know,
And I can get anybody out for three innings, anybody!
to use a metaphor from your profession.
I had to rent this quarter from my accountant.
100,000! Did you hear? 100,000 a month!
The goddamned train's coming through the outfield!
You heard what he said about us in a speech yesterday.
(WHOOPING)
$10 million. $10 million.
Nice man.
You have the most beautiful eyes.
Taught me one hell of a lesson.
but please don't try to show these guys up.
to slander each other and squander campaign contributions.
That was a great speech you made, Brewster.
(PLAYERS CHEERING)
And who's tryin' to buy your vote?
It's American money, you know.
Somebody saved me
I'd pay you, of course. Uh, $250,000?
Excuse me. Pardon me. Please, sir.
What's the matter, Monty? I mean...
-Ball! -What kind of a crap play is that?
(LAUGHS)
-(PHONE RINGING) -Come on with me.
If it's the money you're worried about, don't.
Wouldn't let me out until I finished every last one.
The big story on Wall Street today is that Icebergs International
I thought this was a free party.
(RINGING CONTINUES)
He's trying to do some good with his money.
We got a space for a big-screen TV I think you're gonna like.
I'm proud of you and all the guys.
how come you know all about it?
I mean, they look exhausted.
When I was seven years old,
I've always had a soft spot in my heart for artists and, uh,
Chiefs and 49ers Super Bowl Like Brewsters Millions I Vote None of the Above to Win!!
I'd like to call your attention to this area right here.
-Who the hell is that? -Monty Brewster, the richest guy in the world.
That's why he gets so upset when he makes a profit.
Loyola vs. Notre Dame in a field hockey game? This is fabulous.
Keep this, too.
He's callin' me from jail.
Oh, Warren! Oh, are you okay?
I'm gonna make you so sick of spending money
You don't walk around the street with $3 million!
Come on, Monty. Keep it in there. Keep it in there.
Talk all you want, Porky.
Yes, that's me. See?
He sure does.
What I'm saying is I think only an idiot would vote for me.
Hold it, hold it, hold it, sister. Take it easy.
Somebody saved me
You'd be giving up $7.2 million a year just in interest alone!
Wait for me, pal! Wait for me!
Well, it's better than being a couple of rabbits.
But those of you following the election results know that that's not so.
Listen, since Warren's not around,
No houses, no cars, no jewelry,
minor league baseball pitcher who earlier today
(PLAYERS CLAMORING)
They're gonna need it after this election.
-He says it's a ledge against inflation. -Stamps.
-And you want to come up to my room, now? -Mmm-hmm.
(CLOCK CHIMES)
-And I rented our home stadium. -What?
-What do you think? -I don't benefit either way, Mr. Brewster.
We got one game left. If we win today, we're in the play-offs!
Look, just keep your eye out for Rudy, will you?
Hey, you look good. Real big league. (CHUCKLES)
And we're in the business of being in business, and we're doin' business.
-I want pictures of this! -Buzz off. I'm his personal photographer.
Oh, yeah, right. The refund.
10 million, 10 million, 10 million dollars!
Monty, listen to me. This is Spike, your old pal.