Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Could I come up there and talk to you for a minute?
-Monty Brewster. Pleased to meet you. -Hello.
$30 million. Why didn't you tell me $30 million?
and kicks in the first pitch.
Here, have a drink.
I would remove that from the court records. I would...
(PLAYERS WHOOPING)
Jesus.
-Meet my family? -Yeah.
Listen to that scattered applause here in Hackensack.
You wanna put that back?
some old stamps, stuff like that.
Actually, I'm gonna rent the team.
There's no money for bail and no money for your fines.
They're getting all the people out of the hotel.
You better get your values together 'cause you're gonna need 'em.
a balloon over Hackensack, New Jersey.
Angela! Wait. Listen to me.
-Hey, pal, get a load of this, huh? -Get a load of...
Come on!
(BAND PLAYING LIVELY MUSIC)
The son of a bitch.
cop face, cop hat, cop shirt, cop eyes!
Take it all back.
I'm a gypsy. That's why I'm not gonna bullshit you, okay?
Uh, that's because I can't get used to being rich.
-Is there anything else I can do for you, sir? -Hold on for a minute.
You have 30 days in which to spend 30 million bucks.
Bullshit. Your people made the first move.
Warren, you don't even drink.
for a couple of hundred thousand dollars?
Thank you.
All I want to know is what college you went to.
Friends: Awww, we miss Angela!!! Wesley: She doesn’t exist!!!!
to see to it that neither my opponents nor me win the election.
I want to die in this room, Marilyn.
-Just trying to be helpful. -Mmm-hmm.
What are you gonna do about that?
Angela! Will you wait a minute?
If bullshit were money, I'd be a millionaire.
Good luck, sir. You're due back in 30 days.
-What's your favorite charity? -Oh, I don't know.
with nothin' but a box of cigars and a book of matches.
Want me to have him pitch underhanded to ya?
Can we take anything you say seriously, Mr. Brewster? than I am this election, I can tell you that.
She's right. You know where to hire limousines?
We'll only make things worse.
Where is he now? Nobody seems to know.
when she finds out what's goin' on.
He bought prime time on every station?
You came along
New talent. Young kids.
And nobody's business. Do it. Business. Good.
It's a pleasure to be on the same field with you, Mr. Dixon.
I just think this is unforgivable.
-Hello, Marilyn. -Well, Monty...
-Better safe than sorry. -Good night, Mr. Brewster.
If I gave you a million dollars for this iceberg thing,
your entire inheritance in less than a month,
Hey, you guys! Let's go out there and kick a little ass!
try the theory nude with us.
BREWSTER: There's a guy out there in the bleachers,
All they're gonna do is just take into his fast balls
Saved me
I'm glad you did that, Brewster, because...
A small error in bookkeeping discovered at the last moment ought to do the trick.
So, here's my proposition.
What do you think of your opponents now, Mr. Brewster?
wearing the same baseball jersey and cap
(SIGHING) Well, I don't think there's anything
You'll find out I'm not such a bad guy, after all.
to trick you into thinking that they're respectable.
What are you insinuating?
Oh, you think I came down with the last drop of rain?
-They just made that for you? -Yeah.
50-to-1 and over this week at Aqueduct.
Hey, wait a minute!
(CROWD CHEERING)
Either you guys got a car?
-Yeah? -Yeah, she sure is an ugly bitch.
Hey, Ken Dixon, man.
you've done to try to improve her.
Gentlemen, is there any truth to this accusation?
Robby digs in and we're under way.
As I'm sure you know,
It's a place where a glass of ice water can cost $5.00 a glass, sir.
So what are you doing in a Cubs jersey, huh?
(NEWS REPORT CONTINUES)
Yeah. What does he know about politics?
The old man married twice. One wife, white, produced me.
None of the above! None of the above!
-Wow! -Congratulations.
They were the only big league team smart enough to let me play for 'em.
and you'll have nothing to show for it.
-Beg your pardon? -The operation was a success.
He stunned the crowd here at Weatherby's auction house
I'm going to set your bail at $3,000.
and you'll say to your friends,
God damn it. She's gonna be real mad
but a little late, don't you think?
Why didn't he tell me?
What's that supposed to mean?
Okay.
I'm gonna get drunk.
Oh, I know this nice little restaurant near the place I grew up.
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ROUNDFIELD: Three minutes.
Your Honor, we went into the bar to have a drink, and we saw this nice lady,
-I gotta get these guys on the bus! -Charley, don't take the bus.
It looks like this game may have some real spirit after all, Biff.
Here we go, Monty. Right into Porky's glove.
-Maybe they're tight right now. -Maybe they're tired.
so we could take the bus back to Long Island?
He purposely withheld the $20,000 deposit
Oh, look, there's Warren. That must be Marilyn. Hey!
how Mr. Brewster conducts himself with his inheritance.
We're always gonna remember this day.
Really, this is so out of left field,
Let's do a 6-4-3. Pepper it up!
I'm so confident of my ability to make you money,
My God. I hear you're a swell fellow. We're drinking some champagne.
And what the hell does he think he's doin'?
Well I'd like for you to redecorate my offices.
Why don't you try the same?
for five cases of 114-year-old French wine.
Naturally, Monty Brewster intends to pitch.
Thank you very much. (CHUCKLES)
But Mike Scharf, with a brilliant leaping catch...
-Spike! Spike! -What's wrong? What's wrong?