Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I know that guy! That's the guy that wanted to date me,
Yeah, Donaldo, Put some money in here now.
-Talk to me? Now? -Mmm-hmm.
That is true Yankee baseball there, my friend.
Look, I tried to defend myself. The man hit me first.
That was Spike Nolan, he's the catcher for the Hackensack Bulls.
Help out! Come on! It's a business!
Think of spending a million dollars a day for 30 days
88% of what this guy says makes money!
I may want to send you to the files.
The job carries a $60,000 annual salary
(HELICOPTER APPROACHING)
(INDISTINCT)
-Shut your eyes, and see Mesopotamia... -Mesopotamia.
It's the decorator's left.
I'm not falling for that trick. Uh-uh. No settlements.
What are you talking about?
I did
No
Thank you. I'm just in time. Do you sell stamps?
He didn't mean anything by that.
You'll never know, Mr. Brewster.
-Have you been drinking? -No, not at all.
Yeah, I'm gonna be a little crazy for a while.
Warren, what are you doing?
(GROANS)
He's made a fool of you and of your ex-wife.
because that's what the job pays. $100,000 a week, plus 15%.
I didn't mean to do it
I'm okay. It's gonna be great.
That your people called my people.
It'll take about 20 years to dry off where you're goin'.
SPIKE: Monty!
Monty Brewster knows it all
-He rented apartments for these guys? -Apartments?
I really appreciate this, you know,
'Cause it makes him feel guilty.
Angela wanted me to phone up from the lobby, but, no,
I'm gonna go for the 300 million.
NEEDLESS TO SAY WE WILL BE OFFERING YOU OUR 24% INTEREST RATE
(INTERCOM BUZZES)
Hey! Everybody! Anybody want to go to lunch?
It doesn't matter. Champagne, anything, as long as I'm here.
Hey, Charley, welcome to New York City!
Oh, that's very flattering, but I'm meeting my fiance.
I got to you in the nick of time
-It's been a pleasure meeting you. Monty? -Warren.
UMPIRE: Two! That was a foul ball.
Ah! One moment.
just as soon as he signs that paper.
I would be ashamed to introduce my family to somebody like you!
(PEOPLE CHEERING AND APPLAUDING)
and the Yankees lead it four to one.
Jake here. I'm in Hackensack.
If you're in his employ,
(HORN BLARING)
They tell me you're my only living relative, Brewster.
Strike three! You're out!
-Sir, you are down! -He's doin' it!
Come on, Spike!
-Sell? Oh, no. -Yeah!
-Brewster? -Yes?
Can we take anything you say seriously, Mr. Brewster?
Drinks on the house! Courtesy of Mr. Brewster.
I'll make an exception in your case, Mr. Brewster.
-Hello. Yes. What? -WOMAN: Mr. Brewster, it went up!
Well, you just won yourself a cool million-five, wise guy.
We've got a whole lifetime for our honeymoon.
It is very good, Marilyn. But it's not great.
Brewster had it right… Vote ‘None of the above’
-Uh, Mr. Brewster... -What?
and we could have a lot of fun tonight.
Can I say something to all the people who thought I was a loser, Chuck?
-Do you remember... -No, I'm not in the mood.
-Why don't we start in a bus? -Why don't we try the bus?
CROWD: (CHANTING) Brewster! Brewster!
I don't see what you could possibly be celebrating
(CONTINUES YELLING)
-Come on. -What are you talking...
Yeah, I'm too busy to have fun.
Mr. Brewster, are we to understand
Ooh! Go ahead, Monty. Now that's the Monty I know.
Look, Warren, I'm not very happy with this whole situation.
Mr. Rough-and-Ready, Ken Dixon stepping in for the Yanks. Biff?
Hey, come on! Look good out there!
I don't think so.
And we're in the business of being in business and we're doing business
You guys ain't messin' around with baseball, are you?
-Hello, dear. -Hi.
(TUNE PLAYING)
Get outta here.
He's trying to do the right thing for once in his life.
I gotta check out something, see if it's real first. Are you interested?
Thank you.
I want to walk in this room and say to myself,
THIS MAN DOES NOT REPRESENT ME YOUR HONOR
Thank you very much. You're a real nice man.
Ow!
In fact, I'm asking people
I'll tell you what's goin' on...
All right. I just want to figure it out!
-Can't you tell me over the phone? -No, because, look.
Anything you say I guarantee it'll be repeated.
Not at the moment, but you never know.
Yes. It's $20,000. That's the receipt.
This man does not represent me, Your Honor.
The baseball system! You got more heart than any catcher I've ever worked with, man.
and just how much slush money it will take to buy it.
Spending Last $1500.00
Switchboard says it's Brewster.
(COMMENTARY CONTINUES INDISTINCTLY)
but our records indicate Brewster still has
That's good.
Uh, to where is our destination?
Baseball? No, no. Boxing, football, ice hockey...
and then you get these choppers to fly us back here!
I'd like to see your most expensive stamp.
Warren Cox. He's a junior partner at Granville and Baxter.
Look, look, here's my driver's license.
And who you're gonna vote for? None of the above!
turn on a radio or a TV set or pick up a newspaper.
Sure. There's no problem there, Monty.
Everybody, follow me!
(BREWSTER AND SPIKE JABBERING)
Excuse me, sir. There's a Mr. Warren Cox here to see Miss Drake.
You should see what he spent on the decorations alone.
-(PHONE RINGING) -You're not a farmer!
And it's going to be a very long month.
-Have you ever heard the name Rupert Horn? -Rupert Horn.
-Well, yeah! -Well, let's go!
I know. You don't want charity.
I gotta get full value for my money.
I'm fed up.
I see. Too bad.