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Will you forget about Angela?
There was a bar full of people. We're the only ones in jail.
Don't sell it! You buy it when it's like that.
Hear this crowd go crazy.
-Sign what away? -(SHUSHING)
-The four of us nude would be great! -Oh, that would be fun.
And we're in the business of being in business, and we're doin' business
I'm gonna take you to court, Brewster.
We're going to assign one of our paralegals
You're gonna love this. We have a big-screen TV. Well, we haven't got it yet.
-You ready for the good news? -Yeah.
because he's the party-meister, himself.
I'll buy you a cab later, huh?
Oh, you're doing fine, Warren.
All right. I want you to hire me three of the most expensive limousines with drivers,
And so am I. $100,000 okay?
-Yes. -Fine, fine, but you look hurt.
$30 million! That makes us rich! Well, not us. It makes him rich.
Oh, no. I couldn't stand another one.
for an unprecedented challenge game
They would administer it in some charitable fashion
And that's what all these gentlemen here are today.
To give Angela the receipt? I know.
I gotta stop here at my desk and get my messages.
And give everybody else in here whatever they're drinking.
-Yeah, I'd like to make sure it's real. -Step this way, please.
We can start all over
(ALL CLAMORING)
I mean, you've paid us all so much money,
Now, look. I know that this is none of my business,
Thanks a lot, baby.
What, back in June, was it?
He gets a little cranky like this.
-How much are they paying? -$100,000 a week.
How about a glass of champagne, Mr. Brewster?
Spike, you're beautiful, man. You... You are.
-Hi. I'm Monty Brewster. -Monty Brewster?
You want to hire a piece of shit car for $5,000 a week?
Well, thank you very much. This is generous of you. Very generous.
Yo! Taxi!
is electrifying crowds
Somebody saved me
Now go in there and get the $3 million and follow me!
Oh, yeah. You can't play baseball without a band.
I almost let the cat out of the bag, Uncle Rupert.
in what Marilyn and I are doing,
Yeah, I see what your decorator was trying to do here.
-Well, it would only be for a couple of weeks. -Couple of weeks.
This is Mr. George Granville. Mr. Norris Baxter.
(CLASSICAL MUSIC PLAYING)
Hello, Angela. Just be cool.
(CROWD CHEERING)
-Just what I need. -Tell him he owes me 200 bucks.
You know how many years I sat around listening to you guys
-You work here? -No. No. They just hired me to follow you.
What do you mean, what did they do to me in there?
Let's drink to it.
(LAUGHING)
And that includes buying the Hope Diamond
I'll give you a line on anything.
I don't believe it. Oh, how tasteless.
resisting arrest, and destruction of private property.
Good for your muscles, nude.
My first loyalty would always be to the firm.
(PEOPLE CHEERING)
Well... To the politician, huh?
You spend it and show off. You just gave away $300,000!
now has a par value of over $9.00 a share.
Miss Drake, I'm very sorry. And I appreciate what you're trying to do.
You know...
a substantial amount of money.
It's only 'cause he's getting psyched up for a big game.
There's gotta be a catch.
If you ask me, they oughta lock him up for his own good.
You're a total snack bar!
As you can see, the airplane was accidentally printed upside-down.
But there is no way I can see spending over
Let's get to the bottom line, right?
I'll pay you...
You know, I think we're gonna be very late.
Ooh, and you listen to these people?
That is not the point.
Monty, good news, pal. Good news.
-(GASPS) -Hi, Eugene Provost, financial advisor.
..........
You can't live on that. This is a dangerous job!
If I can't get what I want
for one season with the Toledo Mud Hens.
What kind of business is that, Mr. Brewster?
What do you think, sir?
Jake, I'd like to hire you as my official photographer.
Forget the charity. Forget that.
-Hello. -CHARLEY: Brewster.
for the emotional damage it did.
I believe everything you're wearing belongs to us, Mr. Brewster.
Have a good day!
(BALL CRACKS AGAINST BAT)
(ALL APPLAUDING)
I knew it! I knew it!
And it's unheard of to do it with your own money.
A triple. Six RBIs.
Two Louis XVI chairs with a good tapestry fabric.
Granville and Baxter. As far as I know, they got nothin' to do with the Mets.
You gotta wait till you see the apartments I rented for you guys.
I want to bet $50,000 that Loyola wins
And with this inheritance, man,
SPIKE: (CHUCKLING) What are you talkin' about?
That's all right. I mean, it happens to everyone sooner or later.
Vote ‘None of The Above’
I know how much it meant to you.
if you know what I mean.
Chicago I know the city, and I know the college.
Monty, the man doesn't want the $100,000.
-That's it! Marilyn, she could help you. -What?
Hey, call me Monty. Warren does.
You can have a million dollars, right now, forget the whole thing.
I've got wonderful news for you, Monty.
It's goin' great.
(DINERS CHEERING)
They gave the both of you your unconditional releases.
VIN: Good afternoon, sports fans.
Thank you.
Oh, Monty, I have the most wonderful idea for you.
How's it going, buddy?
Nah. This ain't football.
-In fact, I may own the team. -What?
It's hard sometimes.
We've investigated your background, Mr. Brewster.
Well, I'd have to ask her,
Here's the mail.
They tried to pick us up.
Why don't you go sit somewhere else?
Listen, get your wrap. You go away, and you could come back tomorrow.
That's for Montgomery Brewster.
and $5,000 on every 50-to-1 long shot for the week.
-Hi. -Hi, Spike.
-I just... -Loyola 18, Notre Dame, zilch.
but at the rate you're going, you'll have spent
You don't do things like that!
Worse than that, he's on network.
He didn't pick it up, so they gave it to me.
You are out.
Warren Cox. I believe you're expecting me.
Okay, here it comes. I took Eugene's advice, all right?
Sugar man, just to talk to me
Uh-uh. He did spend that money. I have all the receipts.
BREWSTER: Get a cold compress for that thing on your head,
Time.
Get Cox over here.
I guess I didn't do so good. I still got $20,000 left.
everything and everybody in the world,
Your Uncle Rupert would've been proud of you.
I think you might be proud of what's happened in this city today.