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Well, I mean, if Meg Jabroni said that...
- Dead. - Oh, so, when's the funeral?
Y también , my dick is a triangle. It is over here.
- You're nature's fruit. - Okay.
Oh, my God.
I also like when they cook dinner.
- Mm-hmm. Or wherever it ends up. - Okay, that's enough.
- Nothing. - That's a very weird thing to say.
Who run the world? Girls.
What?
Andrew. Thank God, I need to talk to you.
I didn't know how to make it, so I just stirred up coffee grounds into warm water.
And you got a little dick.
The only person I met was that pineapple.
I don't know what her clothes smell like.
Uh, don't worry about me, I'm gonna go mingle now.
Maury. Maury!
This is bad.
It's the, uh, the welcome mat to the pleasure palace.
- Coach Steve eating a sandwich. - [Missy] You're praying?
I do. [chuckles]
Oh, shit, yeah, it didn't go back in.
Look, nobody cherishes women more than I do.
Does she have a gap between her two front teeth? [laughs]
[whispers] Whoa, that's Leah.
Oh, go fuck yourself.
Aww, she's giving your little hand a squeeze.
Oh, that's Daniel. Leah likes him.
Hot daddy. [coughs]
So I don't... I don't know what I'm doing.
[laughs] Oh, using my full name, are you?
Okay, look, these are theater kids,
Yeah, your eyesight's gonna come back in, like, 30 seconds.
or did you get stoned and forget your one responsibility?
Wow, do you want to go?
- Janet Jackson. - Madonna.
[hissing]