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- I'm here. - None of your fucking business.
Hold on, is this appropriate?
[growling and snarling]
Oh, God, you disgust me.
[kissing and moaning]
Jessi. [chuckles]
That is sweet stuff.
Tallulah, I can't let you give me a blowjob.
And all of a sudden, I'm The Machine?
[sniffs]
and they say she's a blowjob machine.
- Yeah. All right. - [chuckles]
I hope the irony of this isn't lost on all of you.
Oh, here's a cool tidbit, my dad smokes weed all the time.
Hey, only I get to quote my dad's law commercials.
- I'm sorry. I-- I didn't mean to-- - No, no, I'm sorry.
- No, why did you say that? - Why did I say what?
It was supposed to be tomorrow but it got pushed.
Leah will slit your throat.
- My parents. - Missy--
Of course, we're ghosts.
That guy, trying to get Leah to su--su-- do something.
- These fucking people. - [doorbell rings]
Nick, I need to borrow your car.
- Party Wolf. - Hey, Jay, who--
Well, my mouth is dry.
- Wow. - Right?
I mean, I am, I'm stupid. I'm a dumb, dumb person.
Her name is Tallulah?
I'm jealous of her too.
[Elliot] To Nicky and his first oral adventure.
I know. I'm sorry. I crossed a line.
And it's not that little.
And if you touch me I hurt your belly" What am I?
No one wants a Rusted Root cover band at a bat mitzvah.
- Barack Hussein Obama. - [girl] Someone kissing another person.
[ Seinfeld theme plays]
Who wants that red-hot cotton candy brandy?
Your Halloween costume, were you, like, a cold pig?
[cheers and applause]
Oh, fuck. Me and my big mouth.
She's a ninth grade blowjob machine.
- Oh, is it? - [doorbell rings]
[retching]
- [Missy] Mmm... - Oh, sweet Jesus.
- See you in a bit. - [laughs] Okay.
It's when a man pushes a woman's head to try to get a blowjob.