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but I-- I just can't do that thing that you want to do.
- What? - You're the worst.
Yeah, my dad defended the guy who created it.
- Well then, you don't get a blowjob. - Okay, yeah.
- What's gotten into her? - [chuckling]
His sister's throwing some high school party and he invited us.
♪ The cotton candy brandy I'm feeling so fine ♪
- I'm a mons pusher. - Mons pusher?
Perchance I can offer you an elixir to ease your troubles, Party Wolf?
- Well, your car is full of bees. - [laugh track plays]
We could accomplish quite a lot in that time.
- Hey, are you setting a timer? - Starting now.
You're making it sound like I assaulted you or something.
I have a camera in your kitchen. [howls]
Oh, I'm not big. I'm very little,
he really thinks he's dating them.
[chuckling]
Whitney Houston, what's up baby?
The cotton candy brandy seeped into his brain,
- Really? - I'm in the walls now.
It's like a gold button on a prep school blazer.
- I'm only gonna tell my brothers. - Never discussed again.
So, let me get this straight, your dad represented a child liquor distributor.
- I'm, uh... I'm stupid. - [laughs]
¿Dónde está el pipi?
- Drunk on love. - Ooh-la-la!
lend me your best impressions for a game of celebrity.
- I have blue balls. That's assault. - [Leah groans]
Cotton candy brandy?
I'll give you your own dick drawer.
A house, a house, tis nothing but a house.
Ow! Fuck you, coffee table.
My dick is maybe not everything it could be.
The first booze made for kids by kids. FKBK!
- Here you go, man. - Uh...
- I'm so sorry. - What?
- What are you guys talking about? - Oh, Missy's here.
and I just want you to know, Daniel...
You.
Your mom kissed a woman and the woman wasn't your dad.
- See you there, Tallulah. - Tallulah?
- Are you drinking coffee? - Sort of.