Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

- Stan! Stan, wake up! - Huh? Oh, sorry. Must've zoned out.
And I'm going to letyou.
##[Rock]
Okay. But when I go, he has to promise not to stare at my ass or become a schoolteacher!
I was supposed to be his messenger, not Roger!
You requested my favorite song?
Brian Miller, child molester.
Hey, you can use my mom's car to deliver the pizzas!
What the hell? I mean, whatyear is it? Who's president?
No, no. I won't look in the third drawer.
It's likeyou've been walking around dead for 20 years...
Boy, whoever adopted this part ofthe highway is really keeping it clean.
the same dish she ordered on their- our-our fourth date...
Thanks, "Ku Klux Klan."
[Weeping]
Sometimes we need decoys for dangerous missions...
This is, uh- This is Bill, my C.I.A. double.
and I didn't wantyou to be mad.
If a five-year-old Palestinian can figure it out, so can I. Water in the hole!
- What a douche bag! - Get a life, loser!
Oh! A joke! [ Forced Laughing ]
- Oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink, oink! - [ Grunts ]
Honey, I knowyou're upset, but I also know you'd nevershoot an innocent man!
- [ Moaning ] - Stan, what areyou doing?
I bet we can hit the house ofthe bully who went all Tom Sizemore on your eye.
But she's saving the spotlight dance foryou.