Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Then I could open jars and kill bugs for you,

Just embrace the fact that you are lucky enough

It was just the anesthesia.

Now, the floor is open to questions.

I wanted to see you.

We have a Tracy problem.

No, faster than that.

Maybe it is the perfect business.

And this is the goose that lays the golden eggs.

Frankly, you should be having this conversation with him!

Okay, ever since I was little...

Have a nice life.

Before I take your questions,

I learned you have to go on the offensive.

on their Cinco de Mayo float!

for tax purposes

In separate bedrooms?

Yeah, not the time travel.

Wait, that's not him, is it?

Porn for women.

Look, I happen to believe in romantic...

Well, that's the beauty of it, Jack.

Yet another black superstar taken down by his personal life.

to say you didn't have sex with them.

Your name is Wesley Snipes? That’s insane. It’s insane that the *actor* Wesley Snipes has that name.

But then I realized it was just some old lady

in the universe.

Your town sucks!

I don't think there was any connection.

You have a problem with the science

Well I, for one, am done cosuming

No, the premier talent agency for black dwarves.

and you could make me look less gay at work functions.

There's always an untapped market.

Are you ready to settle and become Mrs. Snipes?

This guy, Wesley, thinks we should get married.

This is for you, "Dan Goose."

G.E. is a great company.

Don't fight it, Jack.

It's a "Lizaster".

I can't have sex with you, Liz Lemon!