Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

You're probably wondering why I brought you here today.
What?!
Wait A Minute I Know Everything.
As you can see by my encounter theory,
You know, maybe if you had a High School diploma,
You don't have a High School diploma,
Didn't you learn that in high school?
I Know This Now.
What drink's gonna make me rich you ask?
What kind of writing is this?
No, you're not!
Each one needs a turtle fence.