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♪ We are born ♪
Do this, please.
'Cause I can do that, but they never really ask me to.
What the hell, man? What the hell?
She finally did it. She always said she would.
What's their period like? Heavy? A lot of clotting?
We're all here for one noble purpose: fighting crime.
[sighs]
- We can offer you 250. - [Jen] Oh, please.
who sponges off his girlfriends.
[Carrie clears throat]
- Okay, I won't let you down. - Yeah.
Uh, like, going after crime. Stopping it and stuff.
You can barely notice it.
Who changed things? This is my song. Who changed these lyrics?
[Kash, Jizzlord through door cheers, laughs]
- ♪ A giant step each day ♪ - ♪ Only fools rush in ♪
- They want you to channel who now? - [Carrie] Colt Callaghan.
[Valerie Gold] I sold out the Bradford Ballroom five nights in a row.
- He's stalling. I think we should-- - I can do it.
[sighs]
[Colt] ♪ We rocked all night And she said she loved me ♪
I'm saving up for the clinic. I need the money.
[Valerie Gold] Absolutely not.
♪ Lord, she had a mouth that was Only good for… measured debate ♪
I can turn anything into a PDF.
Yes.
Okay.
No, he's a boyfriend.
I think it's some sort of vacuum effect.
Nice.
Tragic, really. His fans are still super passionate.
Thank you.
- I've got two mums. - I've got a girlfriend. Do you?
- There's lots of different types of crime. - I know. I don't think we need--
- Five hundred. Final offer. - 300.
I suggest targeting child sex offenders.
I think my client would be content with £300.
Yeah, great.
Will there be more tests? I'm dyslexic, and I need more time.
Uh, money first.