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Uh, wouldn't we be protecting the children from the nonces?
Seb. And your power?
I have a 3D printing arse.
♪ Mummy, Daddy, look at me ♪
♪ I did what real men do And I licked her out ♪
Megan.
[knocking on door]
- [tapping drumsticks] - Three, two, one.
But only one person with your condition has made a comeback, and that's Jesus.
Unless someone's going to pay us £300,000 to do it, okay?
How do you feel about some moonlighting?
Maybe being in a woman's body will give you a bit more respect.
That's a lovely thing to say, Ange. But this is just temporary.
and now I can't get the bloody mask off.
It should be children versus women.
[can, can opener scrapes, clattering]
♪ But what a pity ♪
[sighs] She took the news very well.
I'm at work. I can't just bail.
Maybe you would too, if you had one.
[light switch clicks]
Look, Carrie, babe.
Look, you know I would never ask you to do something you're uncomfortable with.
Uh, what-what can you do?
He doesn't know how to use a can opener?
[Jizzlord, indistinct]
♪ Sun spots, changing glare ♪
Here is her rider.
Tenderstem, Jen. It is so much more tender.
I'm sorry. I'm useless.
uh, people who put their bag next to them on the empty seat in the train,
[Colt] ♪ Now we're in The back of my big red truck ♪
Have some water, pet.
Well, that's just tipping. That's fine.
What I need to do right now, yeah, is talk to Colt.
Do you hear me? That shit is nasty.
They're not our friends. They're my vigilante group.
We'll be in touch.
- Yeah. - Yeah.
[Colt] Wha--
Shit! [screams]
[speeds up]
Oh, it's right there at the top underneath the clitoral hood
Now, what are these, a C cup?
He barely remembers what he wrote.
What seems to be the problem?
Have you tried greasing it up?