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♪ And drift in time ♪
I know where the clitoris is.
See? I buy my girlfriend tampons.
I have a name.
♪ Everybody thinks that I need professional help ♪
- [belt buckle chinking] - [clothes rustle]
Yeah, totally. I'll sort all that after she gets Colt.
So, your husband likes strong women?
Why doesn't anybody care what Carrie has to offer?
It was his idea.
You hate people just the right amount. I've never seen you miss a fag break.
I can do whatever you want as long as it's aerodynamic.
Really, I probably shouldn't have used the word "test."
♪ Country music's playing And we're about to ♪
You said that you needed snacks, so…
You're absolutely right.
Of course she is, but you can't say that.
Oh, come on.
Whoa! Hey! Man, I know that's not right.
When you stop trying to unhook your bra, then the shame mitts can come off.
Thank you. Your tits look pretty good too.
Fine. But don't do anything weird. Or say anything. Or touch anyone.
[doorbell buzzes]
[customer] I want this mask off now.
♪ All I want in life is a little bit of Love to take the pain away ♪
♪ Yeah, I spent the night in jail ♪
♪ The visitors are needing to decide If you can come stay ♪
[all cheers]