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Why doesn't anybody care what Carrie has to offer?
♪ Everybody thinks that I need professional help ♪
[doorbell buzzes]
You said that you needed snacks, so…
I have a name.
Thank you. Your tits look pretty good too.
Of course she is, but you can't say that.
I know where the clitoris is.
You hate people just the right amount. I've never seen you miss a fag break.
Whoa! Hey! Man, I know that's not right.
♪ Country music's playing And we're about to ♪
When you stop trying to unhook your bra, then the shame mitts can come off.
You're absolutely right.
Yeah, totally. I'll sort all that after she gets Colt.
Really, I probably shouldn't have used the word "test."
- [belt buckle chinking] - [clothes rustle]
♪ The visitors are needing to decide If you can come stay ♪
Oh, come on.
I can do whatever you want as long as it's aerodynamic.
So, your husband likes strong women?
♪ Yeah, I spent the night in jail ♪
It was his idea.
Fine. But don't do anything weird. Or say anything. Or touch anyone.
[customer] I want this mask off now.
♪ And drift in time ♪
♪ All I want in life is a little bit of Love to take the pain away ♪
See? I buy my girlfriend tampons.
[all cheers]