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Need a refresher on the old lyrics.
gives you the illusion of control over your emasculated, directionless existence.
[gasps]
[singing in Japanese]
♪ I don't know who's getting ♪
I made them get me a handsome Latin masseur, Carrie.
with a generous redundancy package.
Are you fucking mad? I'm not signing it.
[sighs]
[customer] I rented this costume for my husband's birthday,
- Oh, is this a recording studio? - Smart as a button.
- [Kash] Your name? - Uh, Ade.
[Colt groans]
Yeah, that was very impressive in there. Crystal clear.
- Come on. Oh, my God, yes! - You can do it.
Your music in the lift of every cruise ship in the fleet.
- [Carrie chuckles] - Your lyrics were good. Your lyrics.
I'm not passing that up.
[Colt] There's only three things I need to know.
How much are they paying you?
Tampons?
It's very important to me.
My fucking wife.
[grunts, pants]
[sighs]
I like that.
No.
You've got this, okay? Don't worry about it.
I'm not even good at pretending to be successful.
You could use butter. Or lube.