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- Come on. Oh, my God, yes! - You can do it.
♪ I don't know who's getting ♪
[gasps]
Are you fucking mad? I'm not signing it.
[Colt groans]
How much are they paying you?
Yeah, that was very impressive in there. Crystal clear.
I like that.
[sighs]
with a generous redundancy package.
You've got this, okay? Don't worry about it.
gives you the illusion of control over your emasculated, directionless existence.
[singing in Japanese]
- Oh, is this a recording studio? - Smart as a button.
Tampons?
[customer] I rented this costume for my husband's birthday,
[Colt] There's only three things I need to know.
Your music in the lift of every cruise ship in the fleet.
It's very important to me.
[grunts, pants]
Need a refresher on the old lyrics.
- [Kash] Your name? - Uh, Ade.
You could use butter. Or lube.
No.
My fucking wife.
I made them get me a handsome Latin masseur, Carrie.
I'm not passing that up.
[sighs]
I'm not even good at pretending to be successful.
- [Carrie chuckles] - Your lyrics were good. Your lyrics.