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I love this song.
Give me a break!
i am truly not obese!
Damn shadow.
- Now... - But my mother...
Whoa.
(SPEAKING JAPANESE)
It will not take Ego long to find us.
I made a ball.
He needs my genetic connection to the light...
Rocket, where is he?
This golden gal with quite a high opinion of herself...
I never thought she'd be able to do it...
when your mother passed away.
Bye Bye
Nothing.
It's a show that doesn't exist.
I don't have any tape. Let me check.
I don't know why they're quitting what a mystery this is...
It was with Meredith that I first experienced love.
I'm not going to dance with you.
michael got the pinus
Try again.
What are you gonna do with your share?
When I hear people using Profanity in School.....
You're home.
The drawer you wanna open has this symbol on it.
- That doesn't make any sense! - I tried telling him that!
It’s so stupid
Oh, hell!
And we'll all be dead. Understand? - I am Groot. Good.
Do one of those on me.
Nope!
No!
you're wrong.
We're in an old piece of construction equipment Yondu once used...
What's that thing? What's that thing?
That's a desk.
Me when I see my grandson trying to eat glue:
Now, all right...
It ain't healthy for a person to read more than 50 notifications at a time.
Whatever I need to do to get a damn ride home.
No, seriously, I side with Drax.
One Later
Taserface!
I say...
What? No!
There's something I need you to get, and bring back to me.
Hey, you're making him nervous!
"There must be some life out there in the universe...
He came on a summer's day
Do not tell me what I want.
You're right.
I motherfucking Mary Poppins y’all
but it broke my heart to put samraat's popeyes commercial on the air...
You're telling me.
Mmm...
He said all I needed to do was adhere to the code.
The beast's hide is too thick to be pierced from the outside.
Yes! I have single-handedly...
20 clicks to the jump!
He's coming.
I wanna put some tape over the death button.
Don't push this button
Oh! Aww...
But then it was ruined by those disgusting-ass teeth.
They say, "Brandy, fetch another round"
More like because he stole...
below the surface.
Listen, I'd love to believe all of this, I really would.
I had a pretty cool dad.
You're supposed to use a sarcastic voice!
What are you doing?
What was that story you told me about Zardu Hasselfrau?
Keep that transmitter nearby, so I can find you.
What say we head out there right now?
Stop.
You're scum!
I am Groot.
I bet it's the one-inch man.
A dog would not invite a flea to live on his back.
Ah.
I can't believe I fell in love with a spaceman.
You know I'm right, Kraglin.
I was concerned with staying alive until the next day, every day.
Drax, why aren't you wearing one of Rocket's aero-rigs?
meaning.
Probably because Rocket stole some of their batteries.
Meaning what?
Romantic, sexual love.
Hell, yes.
He takes it out when he sleeps.
You explain it this time.
Oh, I didn't realize your motivation was altruism.
Seems he's goin' soft.
Wait, where are you going?
"I know how much this sucks, but right now I see no other way." - Coda
Uh...
A quarter ain't a third.
She already told me everything.
Sleet
More powerful, more beautiful...
We'll be back before Rocket's finished fixing the ship.
You look like Peter Pan!
a guy and a girl on a TV show who dig each other...
Guardians of the Galaxy fight off High Evolutionary's forces
You can stay with us and help them.
Give me your word you won't hurt Groot...
Son of a...
Our sensors detect the batteries are below the surface of the planet.
Come on. No larger than your Earth's Moon.
You really need to grow up.
Mantis! Look out!
No! Spit it out!
and you would tell all the other children...
I knew you must be the son of the woman I loved.
It would make my nether regions engorge.
Rocket.
That's an orloni. It's a fin, Groot.
Ego.
Enough!
Psychopath!
Your antennae, what are they for?
He ain't from Missouri. That's all I know.
Dance with me.