Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

Count yourself blessed they didn't kill you.

CS leadership when they see cooks burning out After FRCs

There's a girl in this harbor town

And when I heard of a man from Earth...

"What a good wife you would be"

A detonator is worthless without explosives.

What greater meaning can life possibly have to offer?

The difference between Mr. Bowers and Myself.

Rocket, look at me! Where is he?

in the archaic ways of our ancestors.

Listen! Ego's gotten exactly what he wanted.

It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to read more than 50 notifications at a time.

Later on tonight, you're gonna be laying down in your bed...

I'm using my wrong eye again, aren't I?

If you loved her, why did you leave her?

And if you don't love me now

I wanna save Quill so I can prove I'm better than him!

Coach Kirby Wilson coaching success with the @usflmaulers

One of Earth's greatest musical compositions.

wishing you could.

Udonta, I have waited a long time to do...

We have to kill him.

There is no unspoken thing.

I'm Mary Poppins, Y'all

And he has bounties on his head in at least 12 Kree provinces.

You Earthers have hang-ups.

A quarter is only one third of that!

You think them Kree is gonna execute the captain?

you'll be just like everybody else.

can you show us where we'll be staying?

You would never break the chain

Drop her, Kraglin.

My head chef when I give him free reign to come up with today’s special

Anyway, before I was so rudely interrupted...

Perhaps someday, you could give me a history lesson...

an extra W now you look foolish

We hired them and they steal from us.

We are about to do 700!

My name is Ego...

Well, here it is. It's the best ship we got.

It would make my nether regions engorged

like how you made this whole planet?

After a day of work every day of work

It's fortuitous...

You might deserve this, but I don't.

Uh... "Thank you, Rocket"?

You will never love me again

Ego will have won him to his side by now.

And I continued building from there...

Oh, I Get It. You're Jealous...

I understand she is your sister.

Showtime, a-holes!

Only he didn't use "frickin'."

I love that story.

I know everything about you.

Oh,oh, I'm sorry... your name is StapleFace???

I use my heart...

What kind of a pair are we?

I finally found my family. Don't you understand that?

I called her my river lily.

Now, repeat back what I just said.

She's just unconscious.

I told you before! I didn't know what was going on!

And so are you.

A Celestial, like a god?

He says, "Welcome to the frickin' Guardians of the Galaxy."

I don't even like the type of thing you are.

- I am Groot. - I'm not a raboon, either.

until after we survive this massive space battle?

He may have been your father girl But he wasn't your daddy

Why are there no other beings on this planet?

No, he did not, son.

Every time my sister prevailed...

The sailors say "Brandy, you're a fine girl"

Only it was you, Yondu.

It's beautiful.

And I never considered what Thanos was doing to you.

You would never break the chain

You didn't know because

Yes, Drax, I got a penis.

You got any clones of Quill's old music on the ship?

What's Smurfette doing here?

Why did he talk again?

What were you thinking?

Doesn't eternity get boring?

This is Sam Cooke, one of the greatest earth singers of all time

And I wanted that, more than anything in the world!

That was when Daddy was paying my bills.

I'm whats called a celestial

He needs my help. If you care about him...

it broke my heart to put that tumor in her head

I can still hear you saying

some unspoken thing.

Well, now, that just might do.

Then why did you ask me if Scotch tape would work,

She tried to murder me!

She just told everyone your deepest, darkest secret!

- That's your defense? - Come on!

This way, my river lily! Come on!

But you're not one of them.

I thought you were the biggest sadist in the galaxy.

But one after the other, they failed me.

the most wonderful woman ever...

You suck, Zylak.

Savage mother fucking nation y’all