Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I’m gonna I.L.L. some weird shit.

Peter Say That My Freakin Father Kazuya Mishima Yujiro Hanma Gendo Ikari Shou Tucker Kakeshi Kun {Kei Father} & Kazuya Tono {Kaoru Father} Skar King (神兽金刚神獸金剛 기가트라이브 ริวจิไฟว์)

until he knows some semblance of the profound and unceasing pain...

Don't call me a raccoon!

instead of what's between your legs!

I guess I prefer to make people the old-fashioned way.

Peter Say That My Freakin Father Kazuya Mishima Yujiro Hanma Gendo Ikari Shou Tucker (神兽金刚神獸金剛 기가트라이브 ริวจิไฟว์)

"You're out of luck until you've gone duck."

I don't know what Cheers is!

"My nipples hurt! Oh, goodness me!"

and collect that bounty.

Rocket, where's Quill?

I don't need to tell you what you want!

before you get really good at it. But, yes!

Well, I'll tell you why.

No matter how many times Quill betrays you...

Well, even where I reside, out past the edge of what's known...

Because you're me.

Never mind. Ow!

"Hi," Taserface!

The only family I ever had.

And so, I set myself the task of finding it.

Which will be its loss.

Only we can take the bridle of the cosmos...

I, Too, Am Extraordinarily Humble

Hey, can I ask you a personal question?

it was all so...

Savage Mf’ing Nation y’all

I returned to Earth to see her three times.

Hey! There's no need to get personal.

I figured my rugged good looks would make that obvious.

You have to explain it more carefully

I don't use my head to fly the arrow, boy!

And I know that I have to go away

Yondu kept you.

michael got a pinus

He's a singer and actor from Earth, really famous guy.

That stuff about my father...

Thrusters are out.

Peter Say That My Freakin Father Samson Father name Jason the lion

Drax thinks you're not a dancer.

And sometimes we are deprived the pleasures of mortals.

You would never break the chain

I'm sorry. Your name is...

No, that's not what I...

Take it easy, Kraglin.

the father I've always wanted to be.

You are wasting a lot of time here!

I wanted to do this together...

But you were the one who needed to win.

Anyways, happy trails.

you specifically not being decapitated by a doorway, I win.

covering all that exists...

For what? Huh? For honor? For love?

We got a whole box of hands...

The whole dang Nova Corps would be on us.

That was mostly Drax.

we weren't so different from you and your friends.

and my brain from my skull...

Hey, you wanna help us get outta here?

Everything is temporary.

Oh, okay. Sure, Quill.

Well, of course not.

You're the one who wanted me to come here!

I guess David Hasselhoff did kind of end up being my dad after all.

now I look foolish

those who dance, and those who do not.

to find the form...

I've made many mistakes, Peter.

Wazzupguys i will kill you!

I'm hungry. Hand me some of that yaro root.

Of course, I care about the planets, and the buildings...

There's so much you have to know

That's why it would get zero ratings!

because just a little bit of love...

So stop pissing me off!

Touch me, and the only thing you're gonna feel is a broken jaw.

People usually want cute pets.

my father would replace a piece of me with machinery...

How is that a priority?

Directed by michael cera

It’s so stupid

I know who you are.