Tasty Mystery Baskets of Clips

I need to fulfill life's one true purpose...

Why are you destroying our chance?

only you carried the connection to the light.

An unorthodox genealogy.

I know I have to go

and all the accompanying junk.

Yeah, like what?

I did it because I wanted to!

I must cut through it from the inside.

You will never love me again

Gamora is not the one for you, Quill.

Give me your hands, son.

Did you make a penis?

That activates it.

"besides just me," I thought.

It's really a shame the Sovereign have mistaken your intentions...

The sea calls upon him as history calls upon great men.

You best be very careful what you say about our captain.

Are you kidding me?

In the captain's quarters, there's a prototype fin...

I was afraid it wouldn't take to the soil...

Rocket, get it to look up.

I can still hear you saying

Out of all my spawn...

I couldn't stand to set foot on an Earth...

And he stole batteries he didn't need.

Yondu Say Hey There Jackass! Sentinel Prime

- What is that? - Who cares?

I first met my beloved at a war rally.

In these times of hardship...

That first trimester…

I assure you...

I thought Brian Head was your father.

because of you.

I thought Yondu was your father.

A spacesuit and an aero-rig.

If you think...

Why do you have so much luggage?

You were the one who wanted to win. And I just wanted a sister!

but, actually, you're the most scared of all.

Over the millions and millions of years of my existence...

That's why I'm apologizing. So, sorry!

I don't give a damn what you think of me!

Yeah, I was pretty sure he didn't know what you were talkin' about.

Cheers, Sam and Diane...

What were you thinking?!

Music by John Powell

They will serve as a warning...

- and they're trying to kill us. - Exactly!

Every citizen is born exactly as designed by the community.

Dude! Seriously!

He didn't have the beautiful voice of an angel...

Because I'm wise?

This is what I say before I eat:

I will buy a warship

I demand a seat at the table!

Anulax batteries.

We are beyond such things.

When I flawless Alex's level 4 batman with my own level 30 batman

how when I was a kid I used to pretend

He lies awake at night thinking about his progeny.

No offense, but your employees are a bunch of jerks.

you're gonna show up, and all of a sudden...

they exiled me.

again and again, and again, never once refraining.

They killed all my friends.

David Hasselhoff?

I can make a stubborn person compliant.

You must be so embarrassed!

There is a cut on its neck.

But you know, Peter, it is a tremendous responsibility.

was not so that I could walk among that life.

who doesn't trust anybody!

What? We've been together this whole time...

One of Earth's greatest musical compositions. Perhaps its very greatest.

Not if you have a purpose, Peter...

Promises, promises.

You're gonna live out the rest of your days

He didn't steal some of those.

We're all gonna die.

in a prison on Xandar...

I have never felt such humor!

I too am extraordinarily humble

Shut up and get me some tape!

And that is when I came...

- I am Groot. - Uh-huh.

You'd think an evil supervillain would learn how to properly lie.

I am sending you the coordinates for Yondu's ship.

I'm a flea with a purpose.

Perhaps its very greatest.

Invasive species.

It ain't healthy for a mammalian body to read more than 50 notifications at a time.

It is my purpose...

of impregnating my mother every winter solstice.

You are a fool if you deprive yourself a hand in combat.

I am truly not obese!

- Release the quadrant! - Aye, Captain!

Well, we got these.

I had Yondu deliver some of them to me.

God you're like an old lady Because I am wise?

What are they called again?

It's time for the Ravagers...

Yondu was the guy who abducted me...

Groot, put your seatbelt on!